Ali Rose
New Yorker
Alright I hate people that think theyre funny...I was washing my face just a few minutes ago in my downstairs bathroom. My parents are upstairs watching TV and I hear my mom yell "BONO!!" Natural instinct to the sound of those syllables-- I go tearing up the stairs at lightning speed. Only of course to slip on a step and land SMACK on my chin at the top of the stairway! And HARD! As I climb to my feet in a daze I look at the TV (in massive pain)to see some news guy and I was like "What did I miss?? What happened???" Not only was there no Bono and they were just messin with me, They also had the decency to be laughing hysterically at me. Good to know I made thier day just a little brighter, though.
*fumes*
*goes to get ice pack*
*fumes*
*goes to get ice pack*