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Ali Rose

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Can someone tell me what a ScottPhisto is? And what happens when I put $.65 in his vending machine? I see this all over and I just don't get it!
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Luv Ali
 
Ah dear sweet Ali....

The mystery of the ScottPhisto has not yet been fully revealed to his followers
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But here's what we do know...

ScottPhisto is the man-slut of PLEBA, he does our bidding (or do WE do HIS bidding?
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ScottPhisto has recently found a way into the PLEBA mansion where all us PLEBA gals live and worship you-know-who
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Anyway, he has been a good boy while in the PLEBA mansion and installed ScottPhisto vending machines from which one can recieve a ScottPhisto for a mere 65 cents...in return for instant gratification
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ScottPhisto also enjoys jello, though this is one of the mysteries that has yet to be revealed to us
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Hope this helps
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hippy
The Executive Officer of Candy Distribution of the SPS (ScottPhisto Society)

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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Ok...I'll just smile and nod my head as if to understand completely...Thank you for the[vauge but somewhat helpful] info. One more question...When is an appropriate time to put my $.65 in?
Ali
 
Anytime you feel the need, hon!
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You'll find that I am permanently stationed by the upstairs ScottPhisto vending machine so you might want to attempt accessing the downstairs one...or fight me for the upstairs one
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Anyway, I'm going to do a little research for you...be back in a minute...
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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by Ali Rose:
Ok...I'll just smile and nod my head as if to understand completely...Thank you for the[vauge but somewhat helpful] info. One more question...When is an appropriate time to put my $.65 in?
Ali

If it makes you feel any better, I've been around since before ScottishPhisto and I still have no clue what he/it is. The one thing I do know is the he/it is harmless.

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Long live the lemon!!!
 
The first meeting...
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002978.html

Achtung Babies! It's the ScottPhisto Society!
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/003112.html

Oh and have you read through the PLEBA glossary? That might help you understand some of the wacky things that go on here
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Though most of us don't understand what goes on here...

http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
But it doesn't seem to want to load right now...hmmm...oh well

Welcome on board!

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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Fair lady, I am Scottphisto.

'Tis true, I have invaded the PLEBA mansion via these quite genius little vending machines, which, for a mere $0.65, one can purchase a Scottphisto (a simple clone, sadly. Not the real thing. That is available via apointment only, and the price is, well...variable).
Fear not, fair Rose, for I shall not hurt you.
Unless requested, that is.

Okay, enough of that. Basically, I'm a dude. One of the few on PLEBA. Thrown into the very bosom *Snicker* of PLEBA a few months ago, I've (somehow...still not sure how) garnered favor with the locals. You'll probably see my crazy fun filled posts...pretty much everywhere. I'm like a bad penney. I melt in your hand, not in...wait...that's M&M's.
So, does that answer yer question?

SHORT ANSWER: I'm some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp. *shrug*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
SHORT ANSWER: I'm some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp. *shrug*


BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Scottie...you should put that in your sig....*wipes tears from eyes*

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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
THE INVASION OF THE PLEBA MANSION
This is the script I wrote that is a prelude to my vending machine kick.
http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/002953.html
Hope that's good for at least a laugh...

Originally posted by hippyactress:
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Scottie...you should put that in your sig....*wipes tears from eyes*

As the lady requests...



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing[/b]
 
Once again

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I didn't actually expect you to do it!!!! oh my...now I seriously just woke up my roommate by trying to stifle crazy-ass laughter
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*stifle*

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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
Scotty I believe you would melt in my mouth not in my hand.

If you were an M&M that is...

*ahem*

Fishy <><



OH
MY
LORD
AND
TOTO

*Breathes heavy*
Um...
WOW.
I'm sure I would, Fishy. I'm sure I would...

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 01-17-2002).]

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 01-17-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Ana:
*Ana is oficially scandalized*
Hey! Wasn't that Mona's job?!?!
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*holds the masochistic cheese stick of domination* yeah...

Ali Rose, I'm the Secretary of Scandalization for the ScottPhisto Society.

I married the Phisto once. Bluey was a bridesmaid.

I'm also the resident playwright (Arthur Miller + Bob Guccione - the Jewishness = Mona), but at the moment I've been waiting for inspiration....

anyway for more information, either wait fer updates from me and Matt Lauer or check out the Frictionary of the Frottage Cottage that Echo made:

http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-17-2002).]
 
Ok ScottPhisto pleased to meet you. You do add a nice touch to the forum...being one of the only guys and "oh so smooth"lol...but I guess my question to you is...Are you a "Larry girl" or a "Bono girl"?[which one is your obsession?] heh heh. By the way I just made some jello...I like it too.
Ali
 
why is jello not on the glossary? are we waiting for a definition?

*bookmarks glossary* very helpful

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Long live the lemon!!!
 
ummm...Echo was the one who kept the glossary updated...any volunteers for someone else to do it?

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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by Ali Rose:
Ok ScottPhisto pleased to meet you. You do add a nice touch to the forum...being one of the only guys and "oh so smooth"lol...but I guess my question to you is...Are you a "Larry girl" or a "Bono girl"?[which one is your obsession?] heh heh. By the way I just made some jello...I like it too.
Ali

Well, um...I'm not quite sure how to answer that...lol
Truely, I'm a Chick Guy. I love women. As far as U2 is concerned, the Fly and Macphisto are my favs. They're just so damn cool!
I can kinda relate to Bono, though. Granted, I'm nowhere NEAR as smart or talented musicly as he, but I can relate to the "GOOF" aspect. Many of the things I've heard that he's done/said, I've done/said.

Um...does that answer yer question? I have a tendency to just ramble on at times. I mean I just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on-*gets smacked bye Mona*

MONA: SHADDUP AND GET IN MY ROOM!! Er, GO to YOUR room...yeah...um....*hide*

YOU MADE JELLO?!?!!?

*LOVE*

*Sneaks up behind Ali*
*Steals Jelloey Goodness*
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
*Trips*
*Jello goes SPLAT*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Jello Lord

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!


I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing[/b]

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 01-17-2002).]
 
Thank you, hippie!! Good to know I fit in with you wonderful gals! I've never had more fun or laughs than in the last week! And it's nice to talk to some U2 freaks like me for once! All my friends think I'm obsessed. Is that considered a bad thing? So glad I found you guys...
Lots of luv and appreciation-
Ali
 
Oh and for Scottphisto again, its so good to know theres another guy out there that worships the greatest band of all time. Keep up the good work. The world needs more men that want to be like Bono...Cuz I need to find one!!!lol
I'm off to deposit my first $.65...Do I dare try the upstairs one? Maybe hippie is asleep...Downstairs is such a long walk...
"Its quiet and theres no one around..."
Ali
 
Don't worry, you're perfectly normal!
Check out the PLEBA is taking over my life thread
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http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/003473.html

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"Coke does not add life. It might be a nice fizzy drink but it does not add life." - Bono
"Well, it could have been an artichoke, but we wanted a more practical fruit." -Larry
?This is when the band became Depeche Mode!? ? Steve Lillywhite plays some tracks that didn?t make it to the final cut of WTSHNN.

[This message has been edited by numbededge (edited 01-17-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
I mean I just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on-*gets smacked bye Mona*

MONA: SHADDUP AND GET IN MY ROOM!! Er, GO to YOUR room...yeah...um....*hide*
!!!!!!!!!!! Lol! *tears down Angelina wallpaper*


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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~

I got lost in the Netherlands!!

You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came
 
Originally posted by Ali Rose:

I'm off to deposit my first $.65...Do I dare try the upstairs one? Maybe hippie is asleep...Downstairs is such a long walk...
"Its quiet and theres no one around..."
Ali

Okay, Ali, as a token of goodwill I will allow you to come upstairs and recieve ONE ScottPhisto from the machine...but don't think you can be sneaking up here all the time and using this machine, okay?
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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by elizabeth:
HEY!

i've been around here for awhile and I never got no complimentary ScottPhistos!!!!


*hands on hips, stomps foot*

Well I'm sorry! Don't get all huffy!
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Come up and get your ScottPhisto...but only you and Ali...I need money to do laundry this weekend, okay?
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Meet you both by the upstairs vending machine in a hour!
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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
youre the coolest! I appreciate the gesture!
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dont' worry, I'll use the downstairs one from now on! I'll put him on my mantle and cherish it always...It will be a symbol of your generosity and kindness, Hippie.
Ali
 
O BTW Don't make a mess with the ScottPhistos, 'cause I'm in charge of cleaning up everything round the Mansion
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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~

I got lost in the Netherlands!!

You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came
 
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