Jenni_Anne
The Fly
The Dublin Bugle ~ October 1st 1976
Horoscopes by Mistress Moony
Libra ~ You don?t like to be idol-worshipped, or to let the world in on your private life so avoid notice boards at all costs this month. Stick to the Elvis movies and military band, kiddo.
Aries ~ Don?t believe the hype, take your assets elsewhere to avoid an indecent revelation and the tall, dark and downright evil seductress I see in your future.
Taurus ~ I foresee three xgormlessx xgulliblex musical individuals ready to take you on a path to the stars. What are you waiting for? Go and find them before the wake up and smell the coffee. I mean it. Literally. You stink of the stuff, and you?re jumping up and down like a maniac Irishman bent on taking over the world.
Leo ~ If it has to happen, never let him near a costume shop. And Lord deliver you if that shop happens to sell sunglasses.
Horoscopes by Mistress Moony
Libra ~ You don?t like to be idol-worshipped, or to let the world in on your private life so avoid notice boards at all costs this month. Stick to the Elvis movies and military band, kiddo.
Aries ~ Don?t believe the hype, take your assets elsewhere to avoid an indecent revelation and the tall, dark and downright evil seductress I see in your future.
Taurus ~ I foresee three xgormlessx xgulliblex musical individuals ready to take you on a path to the stars. What are you waiting for? Go and find them before the wake up and smell the coffee. I mean it. Literally. You stink of the stuff, and you?re jumping up and down like a maniac Irishman bent on taking over the world.
Leo ~ If it has to happen, never let him near a costume shop. And Lord deliver you if that shop happens to sell sunglasses.
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I can never come up with ideas like that.
