My response to the Mass Edge Conversion

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Can I just say how pleased I am to see PLEBA girls, one by one, discovering the delicious phenomenon that is Edge?

I gotta tell ya, over the years I've tried to convert many an acquaintance. While I was not always successful at getting others as involved w/ the power of the music and all that, strangely enough all these people seem to find some attachment to Edge. I've developed more inside jokes with friends about Edge than about Bono, even!

Examples:

1. I'm taking a walk w/ my roommate at the time. We'd just watched Popmart, and I noted to her, "Doesn't the Edge's moustache make him look like a porn star?" Right then, this woman passes by us, and hears a few *ahem* key words in what I said, and does an obvious double take as she passes. We see her do it, and crack up. I voice this woman's thoughts to my roommate:

"Edge is a porn star?"

So from then on, whenever things were in a state of confusion, we would pause, look around, and say in unison, "Wait, what?! Edge is a porn star?!"

2. The aforementioned roommate and I lived about a block away from Seattle's famous Edgewater Inn, a hotel built right on the water specifically for the 1962 World's Fair. There's a big red neon sign on the side of the building that says EDGEWATER INN. One night, we stopped in front of it, and I held up my hand in front of me so that WATER INN was blocked from my view, and I yelled "EDGE!" And thus a tradition was born.
So if you're in Seattle, and you pass this sign, hold up your hand (kind of like a Nazi salute, but with your palm out and thumb apart) in the Designated International Symbol for the Edge (D.I.S.E.) and yell "EDGE!" on behalf of myself and all of PLEBA.

3. Ever since we watched the live Edge chat together the other day, my buddy Scott and I have a new way to tell each other off if one of us is being a smart-ass:

"Feck off, Bono!"

4. Every time my ex-boyfriend and I watched Rock N' Roll Jeopardy together, I always had to call out, "I'll take 'Irish Guitarists Who Always Wear Hats That I Wanna F**k' for 500, Alex!"

That's all I can remember right now.


A thought occurs: I posted a few of the above jokes in an online Glossary I set up. Anyone can make one, and stick all their inside jokes and personal stuff in it. If you'd like to view mine, go to:
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?termid=2970

And I was just thinking: perhaps PLEBA should have its own glossary at vodkatea.com? It would be a shame if "Elevated" "Man Cleavage" and "Edgie- Wedgie-Poo-Poo" were lost to the ages.

I'd be more than happy to set the thing up, if you'll just provide me all the terms. I haven't been here too long, so it'd be up to you to help me complete the list.

-Echo

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Echo, I have been meaning to say hello and welcome to Pleba since your first post. I apologize for my tardiness!

You sound like a stupendous addition to this forum, and hopefully we'll see you in the next Orgasmatron meeting, which I really need to hurry up and organize.

As for me, I am wondering how I will cope on a daily basis with our new software, Raisers' Edge!!!!! LOL!
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I originally posted this with my review of the Baltimore show, but it fits in appropriately with this thread...in involves my friend Felicia who was not a U2 fan before the show...

Originally posted 10-20-2001 06:31 AM
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Oh I almost forgot the funniest part of the evening! After the concert Felicia was like "That Edge guy is one fiiiiiine piece of ass!" I was laughing so hard!!! I hadn't told her he was my favorite! And then she was like, and the drummer looks like he's younger than the rest, is he new?" I was really laughing at this point and just explained that he's the youngest, but not by much! I just told her that Larry is the living incarnate of Dorian Grey!!! He never ages!
Fishy <><

Another one bites the dust!




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You put on the leather pants and the pants start telling you what to do. -Bono
 
Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:
Echo, I have been meaning to say hello and welcome to Pleba since your first post. I apologize for my tardiness!

You sound like a stupendous addition to this forum, and hopefully we'll see you in the next Orgasmatron meeting, which I really need to hurry up and organize.

As for me, I am wondering how I will cope on a daily basis with our new software, Raisers' Edge!!!!! LOL!
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When I was in Catholic high school, I had to do work-study in order to pay tuition - and I worked in the Development office. I used that software! LOLOLOL
 
No way! That's hilarious!

Originally posted by senrab:
When I was in Catholic high school, I had to do work-study in order to pay tuition - and I worked in the Development office. I used that software! LOLOLOL

 
Originally posted by Echo:
4. Every time my ex-boyfriend and I watched Rock N' Roll Jeopardy together, I always had to call out, "I'll take 'Irish Guitarists Who Always Wear Hats That I Wanna F**k' for 500, Alex!"

LOL! Welcome, Echo! In honor of you I'll post a pic of Edge from his "porn star" days.
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Its a little known fact that this is indeed true.....a porn film was made circa 1997 by a Dublin film and media company called "A whole lotta bull" and entitled "Being taken to the edge and back" featuring the acting skills and positions of one Reg Knob.
There are still copies to be found in the bargain bins of various Dublin video stores in the redlight district.

But I don't recommend it.

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Welcome Echo! I agree, the more Edge girls, the better!

I was LMAO at your inside jokes. I also thought the story about Edge being a "fine piece of ass" was great!

The secret is starting to get out! Let us know if you decide to do the Edge joke website.
 
Echo, this is hiliarious!! I'm also thrilled to see so many new Edgie converts.

Your story about the Edgewater made me think of all the times I drove to work, and passed a street named "Edgewood" - I would pretty much do the same thing, I'd either wave at the street sign ("Hi, Edgie!"} or lift my coffee cup in salute to the sign--er, to Edge, in abstentia!
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That "Edge is a porn star?" thing totally cracked me up...I swear I use so many words, terms, slang, and sayings from Pleba, and it's no fun because none of my friends "get it" or understand! Lucky you to have someone you can "get edgey" with!
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And now. I have a new saying to use they won't understand!
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Originally posted by Echo:
Can I just say how pleased I am to see PLEBA girls, one by one, discovering the delicious phenomenon that is Edge?

1. "Edge is a porn star?"

2. and I yelled "EDGE!" And thus a tradition was born.

4. I always had to call out, "I'll take 'Irish Guitarists Who Always Wear Hats That I Wanna F**k' for 500, Alex!"

Wow. I didn't realize you felt SO strongly about Edge's hat, Echo!!! LOL!!

And I was just thinking: perhaps PLEBA should have its own glossary at vodkatea.com? It would be a shame if "Elevated" "Man Cleavage" and "Edgie- Wedgie-Poo-Poo" were lost to the ages.

I'd be more than happy to set the thing up, if you'll just provide me all the terms. I haven't been here too long, so it'd be up to you to help me complete the list.

YES!! LET'S DO IT!!! Echo why not jus start another thread aasking for Pleba terms...get 'em all in one place. Fun!!

Disco
M.O.M.M. of EBOC...I sound like a freakin SG-1 character...
 
You guys have GOT to check out that vodkatea.com website, it's a SCREAM!!! (Echo your list is a riot)

I found this line on another list...MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY (esp. after spending an hour in Tarjay today listening to children in all their screaming glory:

Mongol Horde: children of elementary school age

I'll have to pass this one on to my sister who's an elementary school teacher.
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Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Sorry, couldn't resist posting this one

All you Bono gals are intrigued, this I can see.

Looks like Bono's got some_____competition!!
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Oh, totally. Edge rules. He's adorable, and kind and sweet and totally brilliant. Very intense onstage.

But...he will never ever toss his long thick silky hair around and scream, "FUCK THE REVOLUTION!" (Bono! Such language!) And so a Bono girl I shall remain.

Happily, though, since all four of them remain in the band, we don't have to choose! LOL!

SD
 
I think Pleba probably helped me convert to an
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Girl way back in april or something! I'm totally into him, not just cuz he's so darn cute.. but cuz he is *&%&$#@!&#($&#%$ orgasmic in his guitar playing!!

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"The Edge plays a mournful, ejaculatory guitar solo in 'Love is Blindress', stabbing out thick emotional blues notes that linger and then fall away like tears. "A more eloquent prayer than anything I could say," Bono reflects.
 
Oh snap, I guess I should respond to this!
Yay for Edge girls!!!
Lol @
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girl ultraviolet!
Yes, he's hot and his guitar playing is just as seductive! Aiee-way, i could go on and on, but there's just not enough time!!!
 
Originally posted by Discoteque:
You guys have GOT to check out that vodkatea.com website, it's a SCREAM!!! (Echo your list is a riot)

I found this line on another list...MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY (esp. after spending an hour in Tarjay today listening to children in all their screaming glory:

Mongol Horde: children of elementary school age

I'll have to pass this one on to my sister who's an elementary school teacher.
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Ahem... weeeelll.... since I'm a teacher of children who are of the age of 13:

Teeny-bopper convention: Any gathering where there's more than one middle-school aged child in attendance.

Hormones with Feet: middle-school aged children.


Moonie.
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[This message has been edited by moon_is_playing_tricks (edited 10-23-2001).]
 
*gazes wistfully at picture*

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*ponders Edge's adorably slim little hips*

...*the ripped out knee in his jeans*...

...*and...his...his...um...*

*THUNK!*



[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 10-23-2001).]
 
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