Mona's Flamin Threads' (My first Script)

[spinninghead77]

Adam walks over to the spoon display and starts filling a basket up with purchases.

The other three boys go into changerooms and the girls pass clothes over to them to change into. At one point Bono peeps his head out of the changeroom

BONO: Spinny, I need some help in here.

SPINNY: With What???

BONO: I am wearing Button Fly pants right now, and I don't know how to undo them. Ali had to help me this morning. Do you think that you could help??

SPINNY: *Grins Like a Madwoman* Sure!! *Ducks into the changeroom with Bono*

Meanwhile Larry is trying on t-shirt after t-shirt

LARRY: Foad!! I can't find anything that I like *Snarls*

MONA: What about this one??? *Holds up a t-shirt with a picture of a Butterfly on it*

LARRY: NO!!! Too Edgey!!!

MONA: This one?? *Holds up a sexy red v-neck t-shirt

LARRY: NO!! Too Bono-y

MONA: *Rolls her eyes* What about this one??? *Holds up a t-shirt with a picture of an unidentified person wearing a helmet or something*

LARRY: NO!! Too Adam-y

Mona goes back over to the t-shirt rack and starts throwing shirts over the change room door at Larry.

Meanwhile Edge and Hippy are happily trying on clothes. After each outfit switch Edge comes out of the changeroom and models the outfit for Hippy. All the while Discoteque is playing in the back ground so Edge does the "Boom Cha" thrusts as if on cue every time.

 

[spinninghead77]

After a while Larry and the Edge have tried on almost every outfit in the store. The girls are starting to feel exhausted. Normal customers are never this much work.

EDGE: I can't make up my mind Hippy. I want to go home and invent something.

HIPPY: We'll you can't go home without a new outfit. Our motto here is "Never go home empty handed".

EDGE: But I can't choose. I am just going to dress like the fly for the next tour. The girls seemed to like it when Bono did it.

HIPPY: Nooooooooo!! That is so not you. Let me pick you out something. I know what would look totally sexy!!!

EDGE: Okay. I am putty in your hands.

*Hippy runs back over to the racks and grabs an outfit for the Edge*

LARRY: FOAD!! I can't take this anymore. I would much rather be riding my harley then hearing trying on clothes.

MONA: What about that button up top it looked nice.

LARRY: It did, but the buttons kept popping off. I am really getting tired of having to sew them on again all the time.

MONA: What about the white tank top. The girls will find that irrisistable.

LARRY: Of course the will!! But my shoulders get sunburnt.

MONA: Wait!! I have an idea. You go back into the changeroom, and I will grab you an outfit.

LARRY: *Snarls* Fine. But it better be cool!!!

A few moments later Larry and the Edge emerge from the the fitting rooms and look at each other. The Edge is wearing a green mesh top, fitted black cargo pants, and a pair of black combat pants, a small cross is dangling from his ear. Meanwhile, Larry is wearing a purple t-shirt with the number 87 on it, a pair of bedazzled jeans, a beanie and some addidas running shoes.

Hippy, Mona, Edge, and Larry start laughing.

EDGE: Nice outift Larry, you look like a little kid.

LARRY: We'll you look like you are gay or something.

EDGE: Wait!! Why don't we switch outfits???

LARRY: Great idea. You really are the smart one.

Suddenly Mona and Hippy look at each other.

MONA: Where is Spinny and Bono??

HIPPY: Did she go into the changeroom to help him???

MONA: I think so.

HIPPY: What do you think that they are doing in there???? It has been almost two hours.

MONA: I don't know, you don't think that she is defiling him, do you???

HIPPY: Knowing Spinny, proboablly.

Suddenly Spinny and Bono emerge from the changeroom. Bono is wearing a brand new pair of Black Leather Pants, and a tight black t-shirt.

EDGE: What were you two doing in there???

BONO: Should we tell them???

SPINNY: NO WAY!! I don't want everyone to know.

BONO: I am not ashamed.

SPINNY: We'll I am. I don't want to say....

MONA, HIPPY, EDGE, and LARRY: Awwwww Come on, please tell us, pleeeeeeeze, we really want to know.

HIPPY: Fine!! Bono, you tell them.

BONO: Spinny was helping me learn how to dress myself.

THE END

Don't be too harsh. This was my first script



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***Spinny***
Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????

 

[bono-vox]

ROFL ROFL ROFL - i remember talking about mona and her flamin threads ages ago

Like this bit bwhahahahahhaaha BONO: What he means to say is that we are going out on tour soon, and we need a new look. We are going to many different countries. Some of these countries have serious poverty, Other countries have lots of money, the countries with poverty are seriously in debt to the financially prospouros countries, You can help you know......

*Gets hit in the eye with Larry's button*

What was that???

LARRY: Oh Foad Bono, we just came here to get some new clothes, and you are bugging these nice girls with world issues.

BONO: Did I bug ya?? I didn't mean to bug ya!

 

[bono-vox]

oh and i giggled like an idiot at this bit

EDGE: Nice outift Larry, you look like a little kid.

LARRY: We'll you look like you are gay or something.

EDGE: Wait!! Why don't we switch outfits???

LARRY: Great idea. You really are the smart one

 

[WildHonee]

*AHEM*

Spinny..you may know how to dress Bono.

But I know how to un--

*CENSORS COME IN*

Man. They come earlier EVERY TIME....so to speak.

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles."

The Man Corral

 

[OnTheEdge]

Bwahaha! I love it... Bono's especially darling in this one.

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

...what's a Bono?

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*AHEM*

Spinny..you may know how to dress Bono.

But I know how to un--

*CENSORS COME IN*

Man. They come earlier EVERY TIME....so to speak.

That's why you got Larry!! I knew that you wouldn't be able to control yourself with the B-man!!

Shhh!! Don't tell anyone, but much more actually happened in the fitting room!! *LOL*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*AHEM*

Spinny..you may know how to dress Bono.

But I know how to un--

*CENSORS COME IN*

Man. They come earlier EVERY TIME....so to speak.

That's why you got Larry!! I knew that you wouldn't be able to control yourself with the B-man!!

Shhh!! Don't tell anyone, but much more actually happened in the fitting room!! *LOL*

LMAO You're just a Bono-hog!!

Have I truly been slipping to the Larry side?! eek!

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles."

The Man Corral

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


Have I truly been slipping to the Larry side?! eek!

Yes. But that's okay. If he takes to wearing this mesh shirt on a regular basis I may became a drum bum!!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Originally posted by WildHonee:


Have I truly been slipping to the Larry side?! eek!

Yes. But that's okay. If he takes to wearing this mesh shirt on a regular basis I may became a drum bum!!!

Hm.....no rug burn to be had by slipping on larry....oo....but the mesh might leave some marks..


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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles."

The Man Corral

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Yay!! Good job Spinny, you made up for my lack of story today, I'm sick so I didn't feel like writing today *hugs*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Yay!! Good job Spinny, you made up for my lack of story today, I'm sick so I didn't feel like writing today *hugs*

I was wondering where you were. Hope that you are feeling better!!!

*Hugs*

 

[Ana]

Alright, Kel!!
LOL at mr. I-don't-know-how-to-get-dressed!

 

[Discoteque]

LMAO at picturing Edge doing this:

All the while Discoteque is playing in the back ground so Edge does the "Boom Cha" thrusts as if on cue every time.

Great story, way funny!!! Thanks Spinny!

 

[wildhoney22]

ROTFL at Larry dressed as Edge...

He'd be so adorable! Hilarryous story, Spinny

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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
"And the Lord said 'Humble thyself, Bono!'" ~ Bono

"It's not like a family. It's like a street gang." ~ Larry

But you know there's something more
Tonight, tonight, tonight

 

[Can'tSeeOrBeSeen]

LMAO!! That was great! Bono's so cute!

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Sleep
Sleep tonight
And may your dreams
Be realized
If the thunder cloud
Passes rain
So let it rain
Rain on him

 

[spinninghead77]

It was late on Friday night, and Mona, Hippy, and Spinny were hard at work. Mona's Flamin Threads was supposed to close in 15 minutes, and they still had stock to shelf, displays to set up, and a deposit to balance. Alone in the store they were working away and dancing around to "Discoteque" on repeat!! Suddenly a ding announced that a customer had entered the store.

HIPPY-Damn, who the hell would come in here at this time of night

SPINNY-I don't know who the feck it is, but lets rush them out of here.

MONA-Come On girls, you know that the customers are important, and that they *Turns and looks at the door* OH MY DAD!!!

The three girls turn to the door and see that Bono, Larry, Adam, and the Edge are standing in the doorway!!

SPINNY, MONA, HIPPY: Hello, and welcome to Mona's Flamin Threads, How can we help you??

EDGE: We need some new clothes.

BONO: What he means to say is that we are going out on tour soon, and we need a new look. We are going to many different countries. Some of these countries have serious poverty, Other countries have lots of money, the countries with poverty are seriously in debt to the financially prospouros countries, You can help you know......

*Gets hit in the eye with Larry's button*

What was that???

LARRY: Oh Foad Bono, we just came here to get some new clothes, and you are bugging these nice girls with world issues.

BONO: Did I bug ya?? I didn't mean to bug ya!

SPINNY: That's okay Bono, why don't you come with me, and I will help you pick out some new outfits while you tell me what I can do to help.

MONA: *Whispers to Spinny* No Fair, how come you get Bono??? *Gets hit in the eye by another one of Larry's flying buttons-Realizes that she has been secretly lusting after him for weeks* Larry, it looks like you have started undressing already. Lets find you something new to try on.

HIPPY: *Looks at Edge and Adam* Looks like I get you two. What are you looking for???

ADAM: A man shouldn't have to wear pants unless it is cold out!! I have decided to go naked on the next tour. I play bass better in the buff.

EDGE: *Blushes* Can you please show me where you keep your bedazzled articles??

HIPPY: Of course!!!

Patience is a virtue. I will be right back with the rest

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***Spinny***
Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????

[This message has been edited by spinninghead77 (edited 02-06-2002).]

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
BONO: Spinny was helping me learn how to dress myself.

Bwahahahah! Great job ... this was hilarious.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[spinninghead77]

Thanks for everyone's positive responses!! My head is full of ideas. I am sure that more will be on the way!!

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***Spinny***
Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????

 

[hippy]

SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loveth!

Especially the part where I get Edge AND Adam!

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!

And I just about fainted when Edge Boom-cha'd in my face!

*giggle* that was way cool girlie

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by hippyactress:


Especially the part where I get Edge AND Adam!

Since you haven't pledged an allegience to any member I felt that it was only fair!!!

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

Since you haven't pledged an allegience to any member I felt that it was only fair!!!

I pledge allegiance to the band of the most wonderful sexiness in the world. And to the drooling for which they stand. One PLEBA, under Dad, indivisible, with liberty and swooning for all!

Hey I would GLADLY recite THAT pledge every morning before school

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
I pledge allegiance to the band of the most wonderful sexiness in the world. And to the drooling for which they stand. One PLEBA, under Dad, indivisible, with liberty and swooning for all!

Hey I would GLADLY recite THAT pledge every morning before school

LMAO...that is great, we now have an official plegde.

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress_75 (edited 02-08-2002).]

 

[spinninghead77]

Mona, don't forget to add that to the Frictionary!!

 

[hippy]

OMD!!!! I might be in the Frictionary? Wow!

Guys, I really am having the happiest day of my life! And you all are making it so much better!

(((((PLEBA))))))

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
OMD!!!! I might be in the Frictionary? Wow!

Dooood!! You are already in the Frictionary. Mona added 'Mona's Flamin Threads' during the last update!!!

I am glad that you are having a "Beautiful day"!! Don't let it get away!!!


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***Spinny***
Lemonboy's Maid of Honour

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Dooood!! You are already in the Frictionary. Mona added 'Mona's Flamin Threads' during the last update!!!

I am glad that you are having a "Beautiful day"!! Don't let it get away!!!

Quoi? *sigh* I'm so far behind everything! I guess a special trip is in order!

All aboard the DISCOBOOOS!!!! We're taking a trip to the frictionary!



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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[mad1]

Wildhonee spots Bono in a crowded street and shouts........

Wildhonee: Hey Bono! Can I undress u and de-stress u?

Bono: Uhm uh......what?

Wildhonee: CAN I UNDRESS U AND DE-STRESS U!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone stops and looks at Bono...


Bono: *shuffles uncomfortably* er.......look....Im quite capable of er......undoing myself and de-stressing myself thank u.....*walks on*

Crowd look back to Honee:

Wildhonee: Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
*goes mad on street throwing her face about and pullin out her hair*
I WANT TO DO IT TO U NOW!!!!!!!!

everyone in the crowd now looks at Bono ......with a smile....

Bono: *puts watch up to mouth and whispers*
'Will this feckin UFO please hurry up and beam me outta here?'

10 seconds later along come Larry in tight white spandex suit with a plastic gun..........he aims it at Wildhonee....................fires water and both run like fuk........

wildhonee I know the above was shite :rolleyes

half my brain is workin today

) but I reckon u should scream it next time to Bono in a crowded moment

[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 02-08-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

1. THANKS, Maddie!!!!!!! I *loveth* thee!!!!!

2. PLEBA Pledge is now in the fricionary. Check it.

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"This DEFINATELY needs a disclaimer before the post! Women and small children and Mona may die!" ~Fishy~

"I still believe that you're the Smut Messiah"

The Man Corral