Methinks I drove Mona insane...

[Scottphisto]

Um, I think Mona finally lost it. I just revealed my dark secret: My middle name is Lawrence.

This really isn't worth an entire topic, but I thought it was funny.

Some quoting:
SCOTTPHISTO: Actually, not Lawrence, but that's MY middle name...
MONA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MONA: LAWRENCE IS YER MIDDLE NAME?!
SCOTTPHISTO: Yeppers.
MONA: *falls down stairs*
SCOTTPHISTO: Scott Lawrence Dawson.
MONA: *climbs back up the stairs just to fall down again*
SCOTTPHISTO: Scott
SCOTTPHISTO: LAWRENCE
MONA: !!!!
SCOTTPHISTO: Dawson
SCOTTPHISTO: LMAO
MONA: *puts head through a window*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Echo]

I hate to break it to ya, ScottPhisto, but Mona was falling down stairs and putting her head through windows LONG before you got here.

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" - Me

*Somewhere, Edge blushes.*

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

 

[WildHonee]

Well, i WAS cast as Ophelia in Echo's take on Hamlet....

o the mind games that exist in marriage...

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING: Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
I hate to break it to ya, ScottPhisto, but Mona was falling down stairs and putting her head through windows LONG before you got here.

!!
Ssshh!! Geez, Echo -- I told him it was my first time!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING: Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.

 

[WildHonee]

heheh.....

SCOTTPHISTO: First time????
MONA: lol!!!!!!!!
MONA: *mind games*
SCOTTPHISTO: *weep*.. I thought I was yer first...
MONA: heheh that'll settle yer hash.
MONA: it was a mistake....many years ago....
MONA: lol
SCOTTPHISTO: Were you drunk?
SCOTTPHISTO: Was he drunk?
SCOTTPHISTO: O_O
MONA: !! That had NOTHING to do with it. We were in LOVE.
SCOTTPHISTO: Were you BOTH drunk???
MONA: and ......he wore LEATHER.
SCOTTPHISTO: Ah.
MONA: see through in the sunlight.
MONA: I mean.....
MONA: em....
SCOTTPHISTO: So, you were drunk.
MONA: drunk.....yes...drunk ON LOVE
MONA: heheh
MONA: that should be a def leppard song....*nostalgia*
SCOTTPHISTO: Um...*cough*lust*cough*
Mona51060: ....I haven't seen him since....
Mona51060: unles...unless you count memories or dreams...or late at night when I climb up the tree in his yard and leer into his window...
SCOTTPHISTO: O_O
SCOTTPHISTO: Hey.....I have a loincloth...
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, more of a washcloth..
MONA: !!
MONA: *blluuussssh*

***DISCLAIMER**** no wash cloths of members of Def Leppard were harmed in the making of this conversation

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING: Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.

 

[Ana]

You guys make a marvelous couple!

Cheers!

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AnPhisto

Official BonoBabe'sBitch

Do you feel in me
Anything reedeming
any worth while feeling
it's life like a tightrope
hanging on my ceiling...

 

[WildHonee]

SCOTTPHISTO: <~~not really having a big ego.
MONA: Bono does

SCOTTPHISTO: Well, I would to.
SCOTTPHISTO: I'd go around going.
MONA: ego.....EGGO......waffles....Now I'm starvin'
SCOTTPHISTO: "I'm Bono"
SCOTTPHISTO: "Love me"
MONA: !
MONA: !!!
SCOTTPHISTO: "Defile me"
MONA: *falls down stairs*
MONA: more! Say more!!
SCOTTPHISTO: "I am God"
MONA: !!!
SCOTTPHISTO: O_O
SCOTTPHISTO: um....no...
MONA: lol that face vibes me out
SCOTTPHISTO: 'cept
MONA: SAY IT...
MONA: !
SCOTTPHISTO: "I BELONG TO MONA"
MONA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MONA: *sends her face through a wall* BONO...
SCOTTPHISTO: "I AM MONA'S LOVE MONKEY"
SCOTTPHISTO: "IN MY SEE-THRU LEATHER CHAPS..."
MONA: !!!!!!
MONA: HOO-AH!
SCOTTPHISTO: :-D
MONA: *runs around jumping rope with a random strip of leather*

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indeed I AM going insane.....

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING: Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.

 

[Scottphisto]

O_O


*BOGGLED*

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

lol *baste* *boggle*

at the beach house we stay in the only game in the house is Boggle. I thought I'd let everyone know that. lol

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

STING:Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.~Echo~