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[oliveu2cm]

B: We're twins.
A: Ignore him, he's drunk.

this is great!!


awesome thread!

 

[tiger_luver64]

Edge: See, I have a gray beard.
B: Yes, I can see it quite clearly.

Edge: Did I ask you for your opinion?
B: Excuse me, Treki, EVERYbody can see those gray stubbles you call 'beard'.

Edge: See? That's why I love this cute Irish imp.
B: It's obvious that you won't broadcast the last bit, right?

I luv this one its the best! And those are some of my fave pics of edge and bono together, I also like the one with Edge and Morleigh in it but nobody made a caption for it but ohwell.... you know what pic im talking about right? anybody?? LOL

 

[agentmissa]

B: Edge, stop chewing on the wire, you can have it back when I'm done.

 

[Billie Midol]

Oh, man... MacPhisto left his horns where last night?

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

^^^^...

B: Edge, stop chewing on the wire, you can have it back when I'm done.

...

Angela

 

[wolfeden]

B: Edge, stop chewing on the wire, you can have it back when I'm done.

*spits coffee at monitor*

 

[Tabby]

Hilarious thread! You're all crazy. I love it!

 

[Edgespet]

B: What? What?! I did NOT forget the words...I CHANGED the words! There's a difference!

E: Sure, B...whatever you say...

 

[BluRmGrl]

Donkey? What Donkey?!?

Gosh, I'm so hot, I can even have my photo taken with a donkey that looks okay but smells TERRIBLE.

***sounds of chair tipping over & dumping its occupant***
mphhf!
*BluRmGrl stands up & de-ruffles her feathers***
O - whatta' you know, heh heh.....there IS a donkey in the pic. The only thing I saw before passing out was that fookin' sexy gaze aimed right at me and the one lock of hair falling ever so gently over his beautiful face.....
***Blu wanders off, fanning herself & drooling uncontrollably***

 

[verte76]

These captions are hilarious!! Great thread!

 

[Merc]

Okay, I've been digging through the archives and found a few pics - will be back with more pics tomorrow (it's getting late here )...

^^
Bono: NO, Edge! This is my mic and you can't have it!!!

^^
Bono (thinking): Okay, if Adam can smoke on stage, so can I...


... and I did just recently discover something... Did you watch the "Go home" video/dvd? Of course you did! Did you notice the beachball-incident? Of course you did! Did you know that this beachball-thing had happend many times before in the past? No you didn't!!! Ladies (and the few gentlemens out there), I bring you: The history of the, now famous, beachball...

^^
The beachball was first seen in the late 70's at a gig in Dublin... This was the first time Bono said the famous words :"Oh, look Edge - a beachball!"
(If any of the PLEBA-girls got earlier documentation of a beachball apperance - please post!)

^^
The beachball got it's first 15 seconds of fame on 13th of july 1985 at Live Aid and with the entire show getting broadcasted to 1,5 billion ppl the beachball was sure of worldwide fame... "Oh, look camera-man - a beachball!"

... to be continued!

l

 

[bonocrazy88]

Edge: *He?s got a cute little bum?*
Larry: Bono, get up, it was only a 30 minute plane ride?
Adam: *I?m not with them*

George: It was very nice to meet you?Bow-no?

Bono: Do you think I?ve had too much to drink Ali?
Sheryl: Well, I don?t know how to break this to you, but neither of us is Ali?

Bono: I don?t know who you think you are, but you can?t talk to my wife that way!
Ali: Honey, I told you, he was just asking me if the fruit was okay.
Bono: Oh come on, ?Are your melons ripe enough?? Give me a break!

Bono: * Damn! I forgot to put on underwear this morning?
Edge: *So, the water is moving at a speed of about 50 kilometers per hour?*
Larry: *I could be out riding my Harley, picking up some women?*
Adam: *If I ever find out who did my hair, I?ll kill him?*

Bono: *I want my hair back*
Guitar: *I?m the luckiest guitar in the world!*

Bono: *I hope I remembered to put on my ?SOUL? shoes this morning.*

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

George: It was very nice to meet you?Bow-no?

Bono: Do you think I?ve had too much to drink Ali?
Sheryl: Well, I don?t know how to break this to you, but neither of us is Ali?

Bono: I don?t know who you think you are, but you can?t talk to my wife that way!
Ali: Honey, I told you, he was just asking me if the fruit was okay.
Bono: Oh come on, ?Are your melons ripe enough?? Give me a break!

Bono: * Damn! I forgot to put on underwear this morning?
Edge: *So, the water is moving at a speed of about 50 kilometers per hour?*
Larry: *I could be out riding my Harley, picking up some women?*
Adam: *If I ever find out who did my hair, I?ll kill him?*

Bono: *I want my hair back*
Guitar: *I?m the luckiest guitar in the world!*

...

Angela

 

[karmariff]

Edge: *He?s got a cute little bum?*
Larry: Bono, get up, it was only a 30 minute plane ride?
Adam: *I?m not with them*

George: It was very nice to meet you?Bow-no?

Bono: Do you think I?ve had too much to drink Ali?
Sheryl: Well, I don?t know how to break this to you, but neither of us is Ali?

Bono: I don?t know who you think you are, but you can?t talk to my wife that way!
Ali: Honey, I told you, he was just asking me if the fruit was okay.
Bono: Oh come on, ?Are your melons ripe enough?? Give me a break!

Bono: * Damn! I forgot to put on underwear this morning?
Edge: *So, the water is moving at a speed of about 50 kilometers per hour?*
Larry: *I could be out riding my Harley, picking up some women?*
Adam: *If I ever find out who did my hair, I?ll kill him?*

Bono: *I want my hair back*
Guitar: *I?m the luckiest guitar in the world!*

Bono: *I hope I remembered to put on my ?SOUL? shoes this morning.*

Anyone know what type of shoes he has on? That has always boggled my mind.

 

[miss-U2]

oh my gosh, this thread is too

thanks you for that

 

[Achtung_Meggie]

Bono: * Damn! I forgot to put on underwear this morning?
Edge: *So, the water is moving at a speed of about 50 kilometers per hour?*
Larry: *I could be out riding my Harley, picking up some women?*
Adam: *If I ever find out who did my hair, I?ll kill him?*

hee *snuuugggles Edge to pieces*

Am I the only one who thinks Larry is being a little (delightfully) lewd here? Look at the expression on his face...and where he's touching himself...and the sugestively-shaped bulge in his pants/shirt. mmmmmmmmmm

Bono: *I want my hair back*
Guitar: *I?m the luckiest guitar in the world!*

*bursts out laughing* OMG that's too funny! Lucky guitar, indeed.

 

[Edgespet]

Hmmmm...interesting thought about Larry!!

I always feel like a pervert checking out Baby Larry anyway (he sure was yummy though!! ), but he certainly does look suggestive here!

I have noticed one thing about Larry though...he seems to be very protective of his...um...very "protective". In quite a few pics I've seen, he has either one or both of his hands in the same general area as this pic. Like he needs to draw any more attention to that particuliar part of his anatomy!!

 

[Wilde]

B: See me posing for a pic with a Sarajevo-an...Sarajevan....SOLDIER from sarajevo!
Elvis Costello take-off: Uh.

Edge these underpants are disgusting !

 

[Wilde]

^^
Bono: What the f*** did they put in the dinner?! I'm starting to feel sick... Oh! And my heartbeat - Slow down my beating heart...

Chirac: Yeah, I can feel it too - I'll talk to the chef right away!!!

^^
Edge: Bono! Larry! Let me out now - I don't like beeing locked up in this closet!!! Let me ouuut!!! And give me back my mechanical truck!!!

Larry:

Bono: No we won't! Ohh, this is fun!!!

Edge these underpants are disgusting !

 

[Wilde]

" Ok Adam I'll pull the chair fom her and you grab the hat for fellow me lad here . "

" Adam get off me arse"

 

[Wilde]

"Are you sure Elton wont mind me borrowing this ? the colour is perfect on me, nobody will ever know it's not my real hair "

 

[Wilde]

B: I'm just looking in front of me and I'm not talking to you, Adam. You won't ever touch my glasses again, you wanker
Adam with moustache: BUT...

" Adam the disguise isn't working."

 

[Wilde]

B: We're twins.
A: Ignore him, he's drunk.

"I told you not to fix your specs with super glue"

 

[Wilde]

Okay, then I won't stop.




Edge, Ad: we MATCH!

"Not here Edge wait till we get back to the hotel"

 

[Wilde]

Lar: And we will break the record of how many people fit into one car - I'm number 6!
Edge: *laughing* No, you're already number 7!

" Quick all get out Edge just farted "

 

[Wilde]

Oh, man... MacPhisto left his horns where last night?

" This is so embarassing but I've forgot my purse can you pay ?"

 

[Wilde]

^^
Bono: ... and then the one tomato says to the other: Catch up!!!

Paul O'Neill: (Thinking: Okay I still don't get this! Is this man supposed to be funny?!)

^^
Paul O'Neill: Oh, that's my favourite brand of tomato-sauce! I can make the worlds best lasagne with that sauce!!!

Bono: Yeah, right!!!

^^
Paul O'Neill: Oh Bono, no need to worry - you look great!

Bono: When I look at you, I shomehow start to doubt that!!!

"Everyone is wearing these colours this season"

 

[Wilde]

B: Oh no, oh no, I didn't steal it. It wasn't me! See, there is no fire extingui--*whimper*
E: This is really interesting..the mechanism of this extinguisher might be useful for the little rocket I'm working on.

"Edge wouldn't you be better off with a blow up doll ?"

 

[Wilde]

"Bono Adam keep's feeling my arse, tell him it's your turn today"

 

[greety]

Re: Donkey? What Donkey?!?

A bit naughty : Who IS the donkey?