It's all about the bass.
What irritates the others about you?
Adam: I'm slow.
BP: When did you last wash the dishes or hoover?
ADAM: I'd say in the mid seventies.
BP: Are you a star?
ADAM: Wishin'...
BP: Is Elvis alive or dead?
ADAM: Elvis is alive.
BP: Have you ever seen him?
ADAM: I see him every day.
BP: Is he in the band?
ADAM: He thinks he is.
BP: What's in your pockets?
ADAM: A load of phone numbers. Whose? Nah, I'm not telling.
BP: What's the best thing about you?
ADAM: The way I might like at you.
BP: And what's the worst thing about you?
ADAM: I'm very bad in the mornings, grumpy. I don't say very much.
BP: And how long does it take you to come to?
ADAM: About a litre of coffee and two hours.
"I like to see Bono working under pressure because he's a great improviser, and I think he sings words much better when he's a bit desperate."
-Adam
"We don't let Bono drive because he likes to fly. And he doesn't really acknowledge corners. Larry knows the rules of the road."
-Adam
"I'll tell you, you learn a lot about women from dressing up in women's clothes! You learn that when a woman asks you "Do I look alright?" what she's really saying is "I have just spent a lot of time making myself uncomfortable. If I go out in this condition will I look foolish, or is it worth it?". When you ask a woman to go out to dinner it's not like asking one of your mates. She has to stop and think, "Hmm, dinner. That will be four hours of being uncomfortable." And if she says yes and then after four hours you say, "Lets go dancing, let's go to a club," and she says "No, I want to go home," it's because she has figured on four hours and now those four hours are up and she can only think of getting home and out of those clothes!"
-Adam
In its simplest form, I've always seen heroin as a very evil thing. Consequently that's always inspired a great fear of it in me so I can assume that anyone who takes it has a similar fear. To actually have their back so much against the wall, to be controlled by it, is something I can't understand. I haven't been that close to the edge. I've certainly been near it a few times in one way or another but to imagine that next stage is pretty much impossible.
-Adam