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WildHonee

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No, unfortunately I haven't struck up a deal with the Fed Ex man. And settle down, ScottPhisto, there's no order form to fill out.

*insert shipping and handling joke here*

However...Echo and I came up with an idea, and I have something hot cooking on my little Shakespearean Guccione stove. But it's far too raunchy for even the raunch ranch. I beg thee, my faithful readers, if you want this script delivered right to yer mailbox, email me.

Monita02@hotmail.com

I've checked with the Porn Patrol and Phona, who's in charge, says it has just enough.

*end transmission*

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....
 
....just sent u an e-mail *falls over* lol
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*to bono: you are my Bono, my only Bono, you make me happppyy when skys are grey you dont even know dearrrr how much i love you, so please dont take my bono away*
 
Heyyyyyyyy no one asked me. But I'll take your word for it. Hehe.
 
Oh wow!

I'm all about the raunch!

*runs to Hotmail to e-mail Mona* Woohoo!

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
If it's not to much trouble, I want to read it too!!! I'll send you an email.
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Work like you don't need to
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like no one is watching
 
just sent you an email.

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)|( Vande )|(

"A word I've always liked more than happiness is joy. Happiness is a mood that comes and goes, whereas joy is just there." -Bono

The CIRCLE only has one side.

Love,
Emily


Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they learned to swim...
 
Somehow I feel if I send an e-mail to request the script it'll be denied.
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Eh, sent you an e-mail.
And oh yes, look at my signature!
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"Very strange looking object you have at the end of your stick.." - Bono

"Don't call me Shirley." - Larry

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video
 
Ahhh, raunch, it's what makes the world go 'round? N'est pas? Or is that money? Or love?

(OMG... am I slowly morphing into MacPhisto? I think so!)

Please do...

indianajen@lycos.com

-Bluey...(drinking coffee in her gold smoking jacket)

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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. -Jack Handy
 
Too raunchy for the raunch ranch? Well then I must read this one. I sent an e-mail to you Mona

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
 
OK OK OK I'm home from school. Gee whiz, people
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Em....hold on. I'm amassing the email addresses....fear not.

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
Gee whiz, people
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Well, what did you expect? Mention raunch and they flock like geese (I have no idea where that came from, lol)

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Can't wait Monita!

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by hippyactress:
Well, what did you expect? Mention raunch and they flock like geese (I have no idea where that came from, lol)

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Can't wait Monita!

*honk*

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....
 
Just emailed you Mona, I'm dying to read it....

BTW, does it have anything to do w/ Sassy Tassles?
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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
She's ellipitical, also political
All so spiritual, not superficial
Yeah, she's tropical
Yes, she's illogical
 
LOL Sadly it doesn't involve Sassy Tassles! It involves Edge and Boner.....

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
It involves Boner.....


Hmmm... I have a feeling that's a major plot in the story...
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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
She's ellipitical, also political
All so spiritual, not superficial
Yeah, she's tropical
Yes, she's illogical
 
Hey baby hey baby hey
(girls say girls say)

Em?.OK here?s the deal. The new script -- Echo and I came up with the idea and I started posting it on her board, Vox Pop. And I thought it would be easier for youse guys to read it there instead of me just sending it to you bc I don?t know what would happen to the pictures and everything.

But I think I'll be doing both anyway just because I?m THAT flippin? nice. Yes, I?m so nice that I -- hey, Vintage Boy! You! Get back in the closet! You?ll get yer clothes back when I SAY SO. I have this loincloth for you, if you want.

Vox Pop is turning into quite the little Frottage Cottage. There?s slash involved. Suggestive type of thing?..it?s funny though. I SWEAR.

I will probably finish tonight. You?ll be getting another email or maybe I?ll post the link on PLEBA.

A few spoilers:
TITLE: ?I Only Have Eyes -- and Other ?Areas? For You?

THE SCENE: Bono makes his move on Edge. And they have Chinese food. Throw in some orgies and a ScottPhisto, and you got it.

More to come?..so to speak.

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....
 
Hey......does anyone have that pic of young Bono boxing-- with a short url? Thanks.

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....
 
New Mona experience!!!
The scene: In sociology with my crazy (I mean CRAZY) teacher who says that music is the downfall of society:
teacher: We all need silence to have deep thoughts.

Shannon: Nope. I listen to music or something every waking moment of my life annd I have deep thoughts.

Teacher: Well, Socrates said that.

Shannon: Socrates didn't have U2.

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It's the puppets that pull the strings.

*You're very kind. Most people laugh when they see my googly eye.
 
I just emailed you girlie! Where is this website where the raunch will be posted????

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If you dream,
Dream out loud
 
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