Let's Go Out to the Lobby...

[WildHonee]

Maybe it's just that we've been to too many drama rehearsals for "Annie," but...

*curtain closes*

Drama Director Guy: Join us in the lobby, where snacks are on sale for this 10 minute intermission!


4 figures appear on stage and prepare to do their number--

BONO is dressed as a box of HOT TAMALES (It's a real candy, I swear. They're like spicy Mike & Ikes) His box reads HOT TAMALES -- 7 LBS...sweeet sweeeeet....

LARRY is dressed as a HOT DOG for reasons we will NOT go into....heheh o my....

MR. THE EDGE is dressed as a cup of SODA just because it's adorable

ADAM is dressed as a bag of POPCORN because the popcorn resembles a blonde 'fro which he wishes he still had

They join hands and sing:

Ireland grows tamales
betcher bottom dollar that tamales
are so hot...
Just thinkin about tamales....
like Bono. Elevation makes us jolly
yes, a lot!

TAMALE, TAMALE!
I love ya, tamale,
elevate me right away....

oh God someone add on to this and make it funny..

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol!!

i can see edge walkin' around in the soda costume without any eye holes, bumpin' into things!

"let's go out to the lobby! let's go out to the lobby! let's go out to the lobby and get ourselves a snack!"

*YUM*

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[Discoteque]

OMG Mona, WHERE do you come up with this stuff???

Future jobs for Mona:

• Writer of wacky books
  Sitcom writer...or SNL or Mad TV (God knows they need help)
  Screenplays
  Standup Comedy
  Cartoonist (draw us some more U2 cartoons Mona!)
  Morning DJ on the ZOO of course
  Her own talkshow
  Her own comedy/variety show ala Carol Burnett
  Her own Broadway show: "MONER & BONER...A LOVE STORY" (selling out to rave reviews!)

But I digress...all I can picture is:

EDGE: *sloshes around on stage in costume* *continues to take sips from costume cos being in theplay makes him thirsty* *oops, gets gassy from the soda pop* "BRAAAAP!!" *bluuuuushhhhh* "Oh dear, this can't be good...BRAAAAAP!! Ah, feck, I can't bleedin stop! BRAAAAAP!!" *Edge runs off stage belching as he goes...*

ADAM: *saunters around, munching on popcorn in costume until costume container is empty*
*container slides to floor--sssshhh*THUNK!*--leaving Adam standing there - nekkid and grinning like an idiot*

 

[WildHonee]

lol!!!!!!! I loveth thee, Disco!!!!!! Julie thought of the basic idea, but I type faster

heheh

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
EDGE: *sloshes around on stage in costume* *continues to take sips from costume cos being in theplay makes him thirsty* *oops, gets gassy from the soda pop* "BRAAAAP!!" *bluuuuushhhhh* "Oh dear, this can't be good...BRAAAAAP!! Ah, feck, I can't bleedin stop! BRAAAAAP!!" *Edge runs off stage belching as he goes...*

ADAM: *saunters around, munching on popcorn in costume until costume container is empty*
*container slides to floor--sssshhh*THUNK!*--leaving Adam standing there - nekkid and grinning like an idiot*

LOL!!!!!!! i LOVE it disco!!

sssssssshhhhh*THUNK*

ADAM: *grin* hey, there. *wink* *autographs AB cover, hands to whoever is nearby*

i think edge whould also be blushing every time he got a glimpse of smooth criminal's costume!




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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

i can see edge walkin' around in the soda costume without any eye holes, bumpin' into things!

*picturing it*

*lmao* How friggin' cute!!!!

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
i think edge whould also be blushing every time he got a glimpse of smooth criminal's costume!

lol poor Edge! He's scandalized so easily

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol!

*unrelated to topic*

today at play practice, Mona and I named my car Sparky.

The End.

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
lol!

*unrelated to topic*

today at play practice, Mona and I named my car Sparky.

The End.

*snort* O yeah!!!!! I was getting out, and the car sparked me!

Car: *nudge* *SHOCK*

MONA:!! Your car sparked me! Oo let's name it Sparky.

JULIE: Okay
lol that was a good day


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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[senrab]

LOLOLOL Wasn't that what Mr. Burns sang on the Simpsons? Heehee

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

"let's go out to the lobby! let's go out to the lobby! let's go out to the lobby and get ourselves a snack!"

*YUM*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LMAO YES!!!! Mr Burns sang that

OMG I can so imagine that..you know what would be so hilarious??? If they made like U2 cartoons saturday mornings on TV...kinda like the NKOTB ones lmao it would rock!

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THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
www.angelfire.com/tx2/KITIYU2

Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band

Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?

LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMAO YES!!!! Mr Burns sang that

OMG I can so imagine that..you know what would be so hilarious??? If they made like U2 cartoons saturday mornings on TV...kinda like the NKOTB ones lmao it would rock!

lol anyone ever watch "Archie?"

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 11-12-2001).]

 

[Discoteque]

You guys are ALL way too young to remember this, but I swear I recall watching a BEATLES cartoon right before Captain Kangaroo the mornings before I left for gradeschool!

I think a U2 cartoon would...erm, ROCK!

Maybe Echo could draw them....or Mona...

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LMAO YES!!!! Mr Burns sang that

OMG I can so imagine that..you know what would be so hilarious??? If they made like U2 cartoons saturday mornings on TV...kinda like the NKOTB ones lmao it would rock!

 

[senrab]

Yes, the Beatles did have a cartoon in addition to Yellow Submarine that was on TV Saturday mornings.

LOL The NKOTB cartoon was horrrrible!

Originally posted by Discoteque:
You guys are ALL way too young to remember this, but I swear I recall watching a BEATLES cartoon right before Captain Kangaroo the mornings before I left for gradeschool!

I think a U2 cartoon would...erm, ROCK!

Maybe Echo could draw them....or Mona...