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The ice caps will melt sooner than scientists expected when 'The OC' gets even hotter
The ice caps will melt sooner than scientists expected when 'The OC' gets even hotter
Birds will admit that the only reason they fly to warmer climates in the winter is to follow Jimmy Buffet
King Kong will confess that he is merely a figurehead. The true power lies with Prime Minister Kong
Paris Hilton's marriage will come to an unfortunate end after she decides that she wants to see 600 other people
An English major will break up with her boyfriend. She will make him feel better by assuring him, 'It's not you, it's I
Huey Lewis and the News will form a Huey Lewis and the News tribute band, just to prove that someone might actually do that
Mr. T has a son that he names after himself. To avoid confusion the boy is known as Mr. Lowercase T
Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped
New Yorkers will burn the New York Post headquarters to the ground when a picture of Cuba Gooding Jr. holding a rabbit appears on page 6 without the caption 'Show me the bunny'
After the disappointing Coke with Lemons and Coke with Limes, Coke will finally score a hit when they introduce Coke with Pepsi
The New York Yankees will win the World Series, but they will be disguised as Houston Astros