Larry VS the World

[WildHonee]

************MONA AND MATT LAUER NOW BRING YOU A NEWSFLASH****************

LA Times: Playmates against U2 in Super Bowl Halftime (1-10-2002)
Condensed from The Los Angeles Times:

The special edition of "Fear Factor" featuring Playboy
centerfold models will begin the exact moment Fox unveils its halftime show
headlined by rock band U2.

Hm looks like Larry's got competition.

WORK IT, Lawrence!!

WALK ON: The video that started it all

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[spinninghead77]

OMG!! Imagine if the boys from U2 did Playgirl??? I know that they never, ever would, and I love that they have such strict morals, and that they are such good people, but just imagine for one second.........

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
OMG!! Imagine if the boys from U2 did Playgirl??? I know that they never, ever would, and I love that they have such strict morals, and that they are such good people, but just imagine for one second.........

ROFL Out of Control...! That's what TAMALE magazine was for.

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[Gina Marie]

Those Playmates don't stand a CHANCE against Larry or E,B, and A either-heck, even Paul.

Couldn't Paul ride out onto the field on a Harley? In LEATHER?

*Super Bowl halftime=the sound of women all over the world fainting in one giant thud after seeing Paul*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
*Super Bowl halftime=the sound of women all over the world fainting in one giant thud after seeing Paul*

LMAO

LARRY: WTF? That's MY job! That wanker stole me job.

BONO: Settle down, Lawrence. I -- hey. Who am I gonna pull up on stage to dance with me?

SOME GUY NAMED CARL: Me!!! Me!!!

BONO: Without the women, we're nothing.

ADAM: *eyes Carl*

EDGE: *edges away from Adam*

LARRY: Feck. WAKE UP!!!

BONO: I thought you didn't like when the women got all touchy-feely, Lawrence.

LARRY: I DON'T. But when someone, especially Hot Paul, takes me job. Well, that tears it. *tears shirt off* That was a coincidence. I was planning on tearing me shirt, but I didn't expect to say 'that tears it.' Heheh. It's quite funny.

BONO: It's not working, Lawrence. I think they all have concussions already.

LARRY: It's cold.

EDGE: It's FEBruary.

BONO: Hey....why do you think "february" is spelled the way it is?

EDGE: Well, actually, all of the names of the months in our calendar are derived from the names of gods in the--

BONO: WWOOOOMMMMEEEENNNNN!!! HEEELLLOOOO!!

LARRY: Feck.

ADAM: The men are still here.

EDGE: *beanie falls off*

ADAM: We still have an audience, is what I mean.

EDGE: Oh...right.....*holds on to Bono*

BONO: Well, how can we continue our mission of saving the heterosexuality of women in a society where women are sexualized and consequently appeal to both sexes, skewing the natural order of things?

ADAM: Bono, would you take Edge away? He's blushing all over you.

BONO: *SIGH* ...appeal to both GENDERS, then.

EDGE: *whew*

LARRY: Well...what if I put on football pants?

ADAM: *looks up*

BONO: No, that wouldn't wake them up.

LARRY: Maybe you should confess about the cup, Bono.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD.

EDGE: I'm hungry. I want ice cream. Bono, come with.

LARRY: Don't leave me here with Adam and Carl! I've got no SHIRT.

*Foadie comes wandering onto the field holding a blanket of flannel*

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[Bonavoix]

ACK!! U2 in Playgirl???!?!?!??!?!??!

*Larry poses for Playgirl. When the issue comes out, there is one united scream and a thud as every woman in the world drops dead.*
Headlines the next day: "U2 Drummer Larry Mullen arrested for involuntary womanslaughter. First man ever to be arrested for looking too good. Larry is considered armed and highly dangerous and Dublin area women are strongly cautioned. Ireland has declared a state of crisis..."

Maybe he shouldn't pose for Playgirl... *ahem*

But Adam?!? Bring it on.

*Adam grins as he unzips...*

*Evil Lisa is going to crawl away and go to class now.*

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Larry Mullen Jr.'s Harley Club: The motors are loud for a reason.

All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.

[This message has been edited by Bonavoix (edited 01-14-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
ACK!! U2 in Playgirl???!?!?!??!?!??!

*Larry poses for Playgirl. When the issue comes out, there is one united scream and a thud as every woman in the world drops dead.*
Headlines the next day: "U2 Drummer Larry Mullen arrested for involuntary womanslaughter. First man ever to be arrested for looking too good. Larry is considered armed and highly dangerous and Dublin area women are strongly cautioned. Ireland has declared a state of crisis..."

ROFL!!!!! Well I'll be dead, so poor Matt Lauer will have to present that by himself

ooo maybe he could have Mitch Albom with him!!

oo...

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[oliveu2cm]

LARRY: Well...what if I put on football pants?

oh. my. dad.

I'm never going to be able to sleep again

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by oliveu2cm:
oh. my. dad.

I'm never going to be able to sleep again

LMAO!! It's good to be back

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[oliveu2cm]

whosamuscle?

 

[Gina Marie]

Blah to those Playmates!

I like REAL cleavage a la Larry.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

well,i know if i watch the superbowl at my best friend's house, her husband will want to watch fearfactor b.c. of the playmates.

Therefore, to prevent any fights, i think i will be watching the superbowl at my sister's house.

Those playmates have nothing worth watching compared to our boys.

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress_75 (edited 01-14-2002).]

 

[mad1]

Larry would look swell centre cover with an Adam leaf.......

But would need barriers to stop his breasts from floppin sideways........

of course, try gettin this man to smile for all the ooglin ladies!

 

[elevatedmole]

Oh no! His man-cleavage is getting all sunburnt! Olive, I think it's your job to take care of the man-cleavage and make sure it gets plenty of sunscreen.

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Official Bono Ego Defender

"Don't call me Shirley." - Larry

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:

Oh no! His man-cleavage is getting all sunburnt! Olive, I think it's your job to take care of the man-cleavage and make sure it gets plenty of sunscreen.

LMAO!! *jealousy*



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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:

Oh no! His man-cleavage is getting all sunburnt! Olive,

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

EDGE: I'm hungry. I want ice cream. Bono, come with.

i literally leaped out of my chair at this line!

*giggles and slaps hand over mouth*

eep! i love this one too!

LARRY: Don't leave me here with Adam and Carl! I've got no SHIRT.

LMAO!

on the radio:
"...and so the super bowl, starring U2, [blah, blah, blah]... "

*ONE plays*

*Julie faints*

(yes, while driving lol

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[FallDownJulie]

P.S. i was driving to best buy to buy the R&H DVD!

*in love*

*chews more holes in the Edge's pants*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
P.S. i was driving to best buy to buy the R&H DVD!

*in love*

*chews more holes in the Edge's pants*

STOP THAT!!!

I need more Larry money shots....



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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll