Larry in the news (gasp) - Page 4

arw · 06-07-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Laurel Hill
Even if people don't marry, after living together for seven years, especially if they have kids, they are considered 'common law' spouses in the US and Europe. Anita Pallenburg used this to get alimony from Keith Richards, though they were never married, they were together for many years and had children together. So I guess the rule is, paper or not, if you keep her for seven years, she's yours.

"if you keep her for seven years, she's yours"

I didn't know it was the middle ages....

Anyways, the 7 year rule does not exist. Not all states in the US recognize common law marriages. In fact, only a small portion of states do.

Pop Artist · 06-07-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by U2Fanatic4ever
cuz he has managed to keep his private life so private.. I didn't know he had a daughter too. I knew about his son, elvis tho.

Not only do they have a daughter, Ava, but also a second son whose name has never been revealed (although I have seen him) even though he's already five years old! <g>

Devlin · 06-07-2006, 02:29 PM

Wait, Larry hates marriage? Hee. Interestin'.

U2FloridaFan · 06-07-2006, 04:18 PM

Thanks for posting that Biff. I love reading Larry stories cause he's so elusive. I can just picture that scene in the bar. I'm glad he got up and did it and I'm sure it wasn't TOO painful. Probably would have been even less painful had they asked him an hour later...lol.

kellyahern · 06-07-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Bonochick
Larry has spoken negatively about marriage...but, then again, I refer to marriage as assisted suicide, yet I will most likely get married someday.

Was that from the Zootv book? Something along the lines of marriage being a partnership and if people go into it thinking something different they are kidding themselves (which I don't think is so bad actually, but I might be remembering it wrong). I don't remember the exact quote

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greety · 06-08-2006, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by Merc

Haha, I was just about to post the exact same comment Greet!

Maybe we've been spending too much time "together" (pm's/mails) lately and have started to think alike...

Laurel Hill · 06-08-2006, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by arw9797

"if you keep her for seven years, she's yours"

I didn't know it was the middle ages....

Anyways, the 7 year rule does not exist. Not all states in the US recognize common law marriages. In fact, only a small portion of states do.

I didn't mean 'she's yours' as in the Bible days when a guy could work seven years to earn his wife and work another seven to earn her better looking sister. I meant it as a good thing for women, that after seven years she has the same right as a real wife, and if he tried to 'get rid of her' she'd be able to 'divorce' him. Remember the Lee Marvin 'palimony' suit? So while a guy may look at it as 'stuck with her' the 'she's yours' actually benefits the woman. Sorry to sound offensive, didn't mean to. And I'm sorry the old law isn't still in effect in many places. Squatters' rights for land still are suprisingly on the books in many places. "Squat" for 7 years and if no one runs you off you can claim it.

**Bonochick** · 06-08-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by kellyahern

Was that from the Zootv book? Something along the lines of marriage being a partnership and if people go into it thinking something different they are kidding themselves (which I don't think is so bad actually, but I might be remembering it wrong). I don't remember the exact quote .

"I'm a cynic about all that lovey-dovey stuff. A marriage is a partnership and you better look at it that way or you're in trouble!
All that lovey-dovey business gets in the way. How's she gonna feel about him in a couple of years when he's pickin' his nose? Or when he's pickin' her nose?"

I guess some might not think that's a negative view of marriage...but I do!

I guess if you find someone with the same feeling though...it's an absolutely fine view.

Galeongirl · 06-08-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Bonochick

"I'm a cynic about all that lovey-dovey stuff. A marriage is a partnership and you better look at it that way or you're in trouble!
All that lovey-dovey business gets in the way. How's she gonna feel about him in a couple of years when he's pickin' his nose? Or when he's pickin' her nose?"

I guess some might not think that's a negative view of marriage...but I do! I guess if you find someone with the same feeling though...it's an absolutely fine view.

that sounds not that negative to me... but then again, it was larry who said it, and it depends on the way he said it probably..

Devlin · 06-08-2006, 12:24 PM

He has a point, though. I mean, things dont' stay cutesy for long. What's going to happen when he's fat andbald? (Although Larry will probably NEVER be fat. I'd be shocked.)

bonocomet · 06-08-2006, 12:42 PM

... bald Larry...

Devlin · 06-08-2006, 01:08 PM

Heh. At this point, I'll take it. Anything to get rid of that greaseball effect.

Y'know, it may actually fit him, in a creepy sort of way. :P

bonocomet · 06-08-2006, 01:13 PM

He'd look fine I think, not that I want him to, but if he did.... he'd look excellent. I'd like to see him in the crew cut again.

Pop Artist · 06-08-2006, 01:27 PM

Larry might look good bald but only if he had some facial hair like a goatee going at the same time. On the other hand, Bono totally bald...

mumu2006 · 06-09-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by Laurel Hill

I didn't mean 'she's yours' as in the Bible days when a guy could work seven years to earn his wife and work another seven to earn her better looking sister. I meant it as a good thing for women, that after seven years she has the same right as a real wife, and if he tried to 'get rid of her' she'd be able to 'divorce' him. Remember the Lee Marvin 'palimony' suit? So while a guy may look at it as 'stuck with her' the 'she's yours' actually benefits the woman. Sorry to sound offensive, didn't mean to. And I'm sorry the old law isn't still in effect in many places. Squatters' rights for land still are suprisingly on the books in many places. "Squat" for 7 years and if no one runs you off you can claim it.

Interesting piece of law...
Tought it doesn't exist everywhere in Europe... i'm a marital lawyer and i'm positive : this rule doesn't exists in my country : no marriage, no inheritance in case of death and no money in case of separation (except for the kids of course !)

06-07-2006, 04:18 PM	#49
U2FloridaFan New Yorker Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,858 Local Time: 12:35 PM	Thanks for posting that Biff. I love reading Larry stories cause he's so elusive. I can just picture that scene in the bar. I'm glad he got up and did it and I'm sure it wasn't TOO painful. Probably would have been even less painful had they asked him an hour later...lol. __________________ "Baby, it's a Red Flag Day"

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06-07-2006, 02:29 PM	#48
Devlin War Child Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 922 Local Time: 04:35 PM	Wait, Larry hates marriage? Hee. Interestin'.

06-08-2006, 12:24 PM	#55
Devlin War Child Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 922 Local Time: 04:35 PM	He has a point, though. I mean, things dont' stay cutesy for long. What's going to happen when he's fat andbald? (Although Larry will probably NEVER be fat. I'd be shocked.)

06-08-2006, 12:42 PM	#56
bonocomet Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California :) Posts: 67,032 Local Time: 08:35 AM	... bald Larry...

06-08-2006, 01:08 PM	#57
Devlin War Child Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 922 Local Time: 04:35 PM	Heh. At this point, I'll take it. Anything to get rid of that greaseball effect. Y'know, it may actually fit him, in a creepy sort of way. :P

06-08-2006, 01:13 PM	#58
bonocomet Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California :) Posts: 67,032 Local Time: 08:35 AM	He'd look fine I think, not that I want him to, but if he did.... he'd look excellent. I'd like to see him in the crew cut again.

06-08-2006, 01:27 PM	#59
Pop Artist Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 5,216 Local Time: 11:35 AM	Larry might look good bald but only if he had some facial hair like a goatee going at the same time. On the other hand, Bono totally bald...