Ladies Of Pleba..I have a question..needing an interpretation...

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Well I was at this club tonight playing pool and this woman approahed me and said,"You know Ive been watching you, and the way you chew on that gum of yours you could be any woman's wet dream".

Now what did she mean?

I just shrugged my shoulders , smiled stupidly and acted like I knew what she was talking about and continued my pool game.

db9

 

[zooropamanda]

She likes how u chew gum?
Maybe she was turned on by your sexy vests..

 

[daisybean]

It's a compliment, did you get her phone number?

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and you become the monster
so the monster will not break you

 

[martha]

I think, darling, she may have been referring to the way you move your mouth when you chew your gum. We gals like a man with certain... um...oral skills. Strong jaws mean stamina, and if I say anymore, I'm going to get into trouble with the mods. Let's leave it at this: I'm not talking about kissing.

And, yeah, Daisy's right; did you get her phone number?

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[Bonochick]

Gee, that was kind of forward...

If a guy said a line like that to me, I'd think he was a perv.

Maybe she's a perv...chicks can be pervs too.


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[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Umm.
Now I think I get it.
And this is why later during the pool game after I had thrown out my stale used gum she offered me a fresh piece from her purse.
The gal I was playing pool with was getting aggravated,so no #s were exchanged.
I think she hangs out at this club so maybe I will bump into her again..at the gumball machine.

db9

[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 02-24-2002).]

 

[Kristie]

Wow, that's a really forward comment.
She sounds scary.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bonochick:


Maybe she's a perv...chicks can be pervs too.

*tumbleweed* I'm sure I don't know what yer talking about

Mr. Diamond Sir....I believe this girl is trying to court you. Heh. And thank you MARTHA for....THAT. Well now.

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"I...I had a one night stand with the Discoteque video" ~Mona
The Man Corral

 

[Sicy]

Yea right diamond!! That happened.

 

[Jam Jar]

what she means is that she really likes ya, y'now?

 

[Discoteque]

you didn't have to hit me over the head with a pool cue to figger that out out, Diamond, sheesh!

She sounds like she wants to jump yer bones...but I'm with Kristie, she sounds kinda scawwy...

but hey, if that's your thang...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Originally posted by martha:
I think, darling, she may have been referring to the way you move your mouth when you chew your gum. We gals like a man with certain... um...oral skills. Strong jaws mean stamina, and if I say anymore, I'm going to get into trouble with the mods. Let's leave it at this: I'm not talking about kissing.

And, yeah, Daisy's right; did you get her phone number?

Martha is so right on, lol. BTW, I love how DB9 always posts with the Larry icon...

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[u2er]

Do you, um..think you could, um...like, post a video of you chewing your gum? I'm curious..

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[WildHonee]

IX-NAY on the OUTH-MAYS in the EBA-PLAY ANSION-MAY.....

Member the lockdown last time?

That's right, Vintage Boy, keep it shut. HOMINA....OK that doesn't work either.

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"I...I had a one night stand with the Discoteque video" ~Mona
The Man Corral

 

[elevatedmole]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
IX-NAY on the OUTH-MAYS in the EBA-PLAY ANSION-MAY.....

*snort*



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[V Nura]

She was jsut saying that she liked gum...you should have given her a piece

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

She was probably just doing a "juicy fruit " commercial

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Originally posted by Sicy:
Yea right diamond!! That happened.

Sicy..
I promise IT DID.

Diamond