Joke-a Jokey Joke thread

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What's the difference between a bagpiper and a Rolling Stone?
A Rolling Stone says "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"
A bagpiper says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
 
a joke by bono

"a sandwich walks into a pub
and says, can I have a Guinness?
and the bartender says, 'sorry,
we don't serve sandwiches'"


I have a boot of a concert where U2 breaks down and Bono's like "anyone know any jokes?" and he tells that one and then says "now you know why we don't break down often.. i can't tell jokes!"

:lol: what a goof!
 
Even though I'm blonde, blonde jokes always make me laugh!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says the redhead.

"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says the brunette.

"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says the blonde.
 
That's so dumb, and I knew it was coming, but your post still made me laugh...I just snorted my pasta! :D
 
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