Echo
War Child
Okay, ladies, you have to tell me whether I am a Pimpstress or not. The suggestion was made that I was, and I'm not quite sure.
Arguments FOR Echo being a Pimpstress:
1. She's damn cool
2. She's positively scandalous
3. Her main man is the Edge, who as you can see by this picture is a major pimp...
4. As illustrated in ScottPhisto's sig, she apparently has her own Boy Cleaning Service ($4.95 for the Bronze wash, $5.95 for the Silver wash, $6.95 for the Gold wash)
5. In her scripts she facilitates the scandalous couplings of Moaner and Boner.
6. Animatronic Edge is her bitch.
7. She self-publishes TAMALE Magazine.
8. Her pickup line is "Hey you're really cute and smart and everything; do you want to go back to my place and make out?"
9. She turned Bluey into a drunk and slutty bridesmaid.
10. She offered up Larry's balls to the Mona, Pop Angel, and Mullen Girl
11. She hooked up ScottPhisto and Mona
Arguments AGAINST Echo being a Pimpstress:
1. She's broke
2. She does not own a cane, a Cadillac, or a fur coat
3. She has never been featured in a rap video
4. Edge isn't really a pimp...
So what, do you ask, will change if I become a Pimpstress? Well, nothing, really...my sig will just say "Echo the Pimpstress" and Mona and I will probably reference it in our scripts. That, and I'll occasionally parade up and down PLEBA in Madonna's outfit from the "Music" video. But that's all.
So cast your vote! Or, better yet, if you have arguments for or against my being a Pimpstress please post them. In the spirit of democracy and free press it is importnat that the masses have all the pertinent information!
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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry
"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge
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Arguments FOR Echo being a Pimpstress:
1. She's damn cool
2. She's positively scandalous
3. Her main man is the Edge, who as you can see by this picture is a major pimp...
4. As illustrated in ScottPhisto's sig, she apparently has her own Boy Cleaning Service ($4.95 for the Bronze wash, $5.95 for the Silver wash, $6.95 for the Gold wash)
5. In her scripts she facilitates the scandalous couplings of Moaner and Boner.
6. Animatronic Edge is her bitch.
7. She self-publishes TAMALE Magazine.
8. Her pickup line is "Hey you're really cute and smart and everything; do you want to go back to my place and make out?"
9. She turned Bluey into a drunk and slutty bridesmaid.
10. She offered up Larry's balls to the Mona, Pop Angel, and Mullen Girl
11. She hooked up ScottPhisto and Mona
Arguments AGAINST Echo being a Pimpstress:
1. She's broke
2. She does not own a cane, a Cadillac, or a fur coat
3. She has never been featured in a rap video
4. Edge isn't really a pimp...
So what, do you ask, will change if I become a Pimpstress? Well, nothing, really...my sig will just say "Echo the Pimpstress" and Mona and I will probably reference it in our scripts. That, and I'll occasionally parade up and down PLEBA in Madonna's outfit from the "Music" video. But that's all.
So cast your vote! Or, better yet, if you have arguments for or against my being a Pimpstress please post them. In the spirit of democracy and free press it is importnat that the masses have all the pertinent information!
------------------
*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry
"Admit it. You got a stiffy." - Edge
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165