*disclaimer* Mona is not worldly enough to really know anything except for what she sees on TV, like the following:
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Yee-ah.
Switch it up....this is the remix, y'all....
We got the ins....
Gather around my TV, everyone....there's somethin you should see....
LIVEfrom the MTV studio at Times Square in New York City....we are pleased to bring you today's episode of TRL!!!!!
FANS: WOOOO!!!!!! *applause* *screaming*
CARSON: What up, yo?
Welcome to our very SPECIAL episode of TRL. I know it?s Sunday....and that?s how SPECIAL this is. And we're not gonna run any of the countdown today, partly because the camera man, Bobo, was starting to choreograph his own dances, and, well, that got a little messy. We wanted to give him a break. ALSO because today...we will have RIGHT HERE....a very special guest.
FAN 1: OMG Is Britney gonna be here?! *scream*
FAN 2: Britney, I love you!! Jump my bones!!!
CARSON: Heheh I WISH. No, today we have a guest that's so secret that-- o, I'm just recieving word that Kid Rock is entering the studio.
FAN 3:...that's the surprise? He's here EVERY day.
CARSON: I know...What up wit' THAT, yo? No, I think he might have something to say about our guests. OOOH did I say guestS!! That?s right, it?s more than ONE person.
FAN 1: JUSTIN!!! I LOVE YOOOUUUU!!!!!
CARSON:...it?s NOT NSync.
FANS: Aaaaww....
KID ROCK: Hey, Carson, mind if I stop by the show today?
CARSON: Well....you?re already here, so.....
KID ROCK: Man, I was at this party last night and it was like rumble in the Bronx, man, y?know that sh*t?s right. *^%$
CARSON: ...hey, Bob, man. This is a kid?s show.
KID ROCK: You know who I?m dating? Pamela Anderson. That?s right, buckos. &%#$ That?s some weird sh*t goin? on in here!!
CARSON:....are you here for any reason?
KID ROCK: Yeah, I wanted to meet Regis.
CARSON: Excuse me?
KID ROCK: Regis Philbin. Man that guy?s TIGHT. &%$#.....Got some crazy sh*t goin? down!!!
CARSON:....I think you?re in the wrong studio.
KID ROCK:...well....could you sign a T-shirt for me, Carson? I love you, man. $#%@....
CRAZED RABID FAN HUNGRY FOR SOME CARSON MEAT: Not even!!! Sit your skinny white self down!!
KID ROCK: Man, kids these days. I tell ya, man, that?s some weird sh*t goin? down!!! I mean #$%@ *&^%....$#@%....
CARSON:...yeah....well....Listen, why don?t you go talk to the Nekkid Cowboy or something....
*Kid Rock is dragged away*
CARSON: I am SO sorry. I think my grandma was watching today, too. Well, you can always use some new words in your vocabulary, right? Heheh...well...Let?s cut to a commercial
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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
STING:Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.~Echo~
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Yee-ah.
Switch it up....this is the remix, y'all....
We got the ins....
Gather around my TV, everyone....there's somethin you should see....
LIVEfrom the MTV studio at Times Square in New York City....we are pleased to bring you today's episode of TRL!!!!!
FANS: WOOOO!!!!!! *applause* *screaming*
CARSON: What up, yo?
Welcome to our very SPECIAL episode of TRL. I know it?s Sunday....and that?s how SPECIAL this is. And we're not gonna run any of the countdown today, partly because the camera man, Bobo, was starting to choreograph his own dances, and, well, that got a little messy. We wanted to give him a break. ALSO because today...we will have RIGHT HERE....a very special guest.
FAN 1: OMG Is Britney gonna be here?! *scream*
FAN 2: Britney, I love you!! Jump my bones!!!
CARSON: Heheh I WISH. No, today we have a guest that's so secret that-- o, I'm just recieving word that Kid Rock is entering the studio.
FAN 3:...that's the surprise? He's here EVERY day.
CARSON: I know...What up wit' THAT, yo? No, I think he might have something to say about our guests. OOOH did I say guestS!! That?s right, it?s more than ONE person.
FAN 1: JUSTIN!!! I LOVE YOOOUUUU!!!!!
CARSON:...it?s NOT NSync.
FANS: Aaaaww....
KID ROCK: Hey, Carson, mind if I stop by the show today?
CARSON: Well....you?re already here, so.....
KID ROCK: Man, I was at this party last night and it was like rumble in the Bronx, man, y?know that sh*t?s right. *^%$
CARSON: ...hey, Bob, man. This is a kid?s show.
KID ROCK: You know who I?m dating? Pamela Anderson. That?s right, buckos. &%#$ That?s some weird sh*t goin? on in here!!
CARSON:....are you here for any reason?
KID ROCK: Yeah, I wanted to meet Regis.
CARSON: Excuse me?
KID ROCK: Regis Philbin. Man that guy?s TIGHT. &%$#.....Got some crazy sh*t goin? down!!!
CARSON:....I think you?re in the wrong studio.
KID ROCK:...well....could you sign a T-shirt for me, Carson? I love you, man. $#%@....
CRAZED RABID FAN HUNGRY FOR SOME CARSON MEAT: Not even!!! Sit your skinny white self down!!
KID ROCK: Man, kids these days. I tell ya, man, that?s some weird sh*t goin? down!!! I mean #$%@ *&^%....$#@%....
CARSON:...yeah....well....Listen, why don?t you go talk to the Nekkid Cowboy or something....
*Kid Rock is dragged away*
CARSON: I am SO sorry. I think my grandma was watching today, too. Well, you can always use some new words in your vocabulary, right? Heheh...well...Let?s cut to a commercial
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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege
97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
STING:Some dark-haired girl in a camo hat chloroformed me and Bruce Springsteen and put us in these big jars in the basement.~Echo~