Imagine...

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Ooo if you are the photo pimp does that mean I'm a photo hooker? I kinda like the sounds of that!

Hehe...I could say so much here. But I'm a good grrrrrl, so

 

[karmic_postmark]

Imagine you are working as a waitress at some hole-in-the-wall diner. Today was very stressful and your boss is a jerk You go outside to get some fresh air and tame your toungue. Out in the parking lot is Bono. He says, "I've been waiting here for you to come out. I would like to take you for a ride." :

An American ride or an Irish "ride"?

 

[starsgoblue]

!!!!

 

[starsgoblue]

Imagine being able to wake up and see this view every morning.

I can't stop staring at my own post....

 

[Merc]

Imagine that... you're starting a new lab-course and your teacher chose that you should do all the lab-experiments together with this new student:

... I really like this thread!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine being able to wake up and see this view every morning.

I've improved this photo with photoshop and snapfish won't let me in to post it!!!!!!!!!!! I have so many more too. The one with Bono wearing a chef's hat in the kitchen (imagine you've had the greatest dinner at the finest restaurant in town and ask to compliment the chef, and the waiter takes you to the kitchen to talk to this guy...). The one with Bono passed out at the table (imagine it's last call and you have to kick this guy out of the bar...).

AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!

The one of Larry in a lovely tight white T-shirt (imagine you've been reincarnated as a T-shirt...)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine it's last call and you have to kick this guy out of the bar...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine if Bono were on drums and Larry was the lead singer...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine if you heard two guys yelling at each other, getting ready for a brawl. You look over and spot these two...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you work for AAA and get an emergency call about a broken down car...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're at a boxing match and just after Michael Buffer announces "Let's get ready to rumble!" this guy runs out into the ring...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you've had the greatest dinner at the finest restaurant in town and ask to compliment the chef, and the waiter takes you to the kitchen to talk to this guy.

Aha! That wasn't blackened chicken, it had cigarette ashes in it!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine being able to wake up and see this view every morning. (thanks stars!)

 

[BonoFox1]

Imagine being able to wake up and see this view every morning. (thanks stars!)

It would be very hard to leave the bed....................and I'd make sure he didn't leave the bedroom!.................................... !!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're reincarnated as a white T-shirt

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're reincarnated as a white T-shirt

Or a black button up...whatever.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're a photographer and you've been asked to do your first professional video shoot.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're Sheryl Crow, or this lucky, lucky lady...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're reincarnated as a toothpick...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine a wardrobe malfunction

Hehe you know what I just realized? Both of Larry's nipples were showing during the entire show, and nobody raised a stink! Then again, I'd much rather stare at Larry's nipples than Janet Jackson's.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine that you just got sent to the dean's office for listening to your fancy new U2 iPod during class, and saying "Give me back my iPod, fucker! Hands off!" to the teacher when he took it away and punching him in the face to get it back... as you slowly open the door, clutching your iPod for dear life, you hear a sexy Irish voice murmur, "So I hear you've been a bad girl..." and see this man staring at you:

Sooooooooooooooo many impure thoughts going on right now.

<wipes drool off keyboard> I love my husband! I love my husband! I love my husband! I love our girls! I love our girls! I love our girls!

Off to the showers for me. Bono certainly makes me one very clean Lemon Grrrrrl. Someone needs to design a U2 shower curtain, with all the showers we PLEBAns have to take!

(oh, and lest anyone misunderstand - our girls are of the feline persuasion, but they're our girls nonetheless!)

 

[Dutch Partygirl]

I love this thread! This has surely made my miserable day a bit brighter...

 

[verte76]

Imagine being able to wake up and see this view every morning. (thanks stars!)

*THUD*

 

[Ms. M]

Imagine finding this Mr. Bubble in your tub....rub-a-dub-dub

 

[sweetie]

Bono's lips have been everywhere 'cept mine it seems....

It'll happen Stars. Then send him my way!!

 

[sweetie]

Imagine, ummmm....imagine, uh, er, hmmmm.

What was the question again?

He's standing up...tied up...what is he still doing standing!!!

 

[one4u2]

Bono Bondage

 

[starsgoblue]

Imagine it's last call and you have to kick this guy out of the bar...

I wouldn't kick him out per se...I'd give him a ride home.....my home.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Imagine you're Bono's mirror and you hear him utter...

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Damn I sure look fine
I can't blame those horny PLEBAns
I would make me mine!

 

[caligemini]

Okay Girls,

So I'm sitting here reading and "imagining" while listening to "if you wear that velvet dress" on my computer.


What am I trying to do? Kill myself?

What an awesome thread!