I just wrote my first U2 story!

[AM]

poor Edgie, he?s afraid of the dark

how on earth do you manage to come up with those things ??

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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

OK girls before I reply your answers I have to post the next part b/c...b/c...um...you'll find out why

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

BTW noone answered: DO I BORE U?

 

[AM]

Originally posted by Chrissie Clayton:
BTW noone answered: DO I BORE U?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

GOOd. Then I continue!
-----------------------*They sneak out of the room, and go downstairs. Jem holds Edge's hand, they're like two sneaking kids who wanna see Santa Claus*

Edge: So where do u think the noise came from?
Jem: I'm sure it came from downstairs.
Edge: But it's too dark, I can't seeeeeeeee?.*falls down the stairs*
Jem: Edgie, Edgie r ya all right?
Edge: *thumb up* UMM?Yeah?B/c you're here.
Jem: Oh. Well try to not make more noise.
Edge: *whispering* Okay *stands up* Hey I see some light.
Jem: Yeah that comes from the living room, I guess.
Edge: Then go there *grabs Jem's hand*

*They go in the room and find Adam and Chrissie making out on the couch*
*Jem immediately turns back, and escapes from the room leading Edge*

Adam: Is here someone? *no answer*
Chrissie: Wha?
Adam: Sorry I thought that someone is here.
Chrissie: Ok now I think we'd better go to my room.
Adam: Ok.

*They start to go upstairs when?

?when the lights go out again*

Adam: Feck.
Chrissie: The best time again for this?*bumps in Jem. Both screams* Who r u?
Jem: It's just me, Jem, Edgie is also here.
Edge: Yeah I'm here.
Chrissie: Whoa I almost?awww?what r u doing here?
Edge: Well Jem heard a *Jem covers his mouth with her hand*
Jem: I was really thirsty. Where is the kitchen?
Chrissie: I'll show if the lights come back.
Jem: Ok.

*They're standing in the same place for some embarrassing minutes trying to find a topic to talk about, when the lights come back*

Adam: Hooray. Do they do it often?
Chrissie: Nah?*rolls eyes* they chose the right night for working. So the kitchen is there *points towards*
Jem: Ok I'll find it.
Edge: Good night.
Adam: Yeah for the rest *he and Chrissie go upstairs and lock Chrissie's room? Y'know from inside

*

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*The next morning well actually I think it is a beautiful, sunny Sunday*

*In Jem's room:*

Jem: Morning Edgie. You slept well? *both starts laughing* (I'm sure they did NOT sleep *evil grin*)
Edge: Ok I think we should go and eat something.
Jem: Ok, I ask Ana, Bono, Larry and Cristy and?
Edge: Yeah I know so you mean the rest.
Jem: Sure. Sometimes I forget things, or even words.
Edge: Never mind.

*In Ana's room*

Ana: *kisses the sleeping Bono* Good morning dear.
Bono: *yawns* What happened?
Ana: Where?
Bono: Where r we?
Ana: In Chrissie's house.
Bono: Who's Chrissie?
Ana: Adam's new girlfriend or something like it. Um honey don't ya remember yesterday? We spent the half-day seeking her then the other half with following her and Adam.
Bono: Ahhhh. And what happened to them?
Ana: Well, I don't know, I fall asleep soon.
Bono: Oh I don't think it was so soon *evil grin*
Ana: *grins* Ok not as soon.

*Jem knocks on the door*
Ana: Come in!
Jem: Hi um I wanted to ask you if you wanna have breakfast.
Bono: Sure.
Jem: Ok *walks out*
Bono: Now honey I think we have to get up. Not as we did last Sunday. Remember?
Ana: Oh how could I forget it? *winks*
*Meanwhile Jem knocks on Larry and Cristy's door*

MG: Come!
Jem: Hey where's Larry?
MG: He wanted to go jogging.
Jem: Jogging?
MG: Yeah, I said the same. But he insisted on it. *imitating Larry* ' If you live in a healthy way you may live forever.'
Jem: God, r ye sure he didn't hit his head?
MG: I don't know, but it is so strange, cause he's smoking, and those bottles of Guiness etc. I don't think this is THE healthy life.
Jem: Sure. By the way I wanted to ask you if wanna have breakfast.
MG: Sure. I'll help you.
Jem: Ok but I have to ask Adam and Chrissie before *walks out of MG's room*

*Jem knocks on Chrissie's door*

Chrissie: *opens door really sleepy* Hi
Jem: Um are ye all right, cause you seem a bit?
Chrissie: Oh forget it. I had a busy night?and morning. Know what I mean?
Jem: Yeah. Um is there any food here?
Chrissie: Yeah, you just have to give me a minute, and I'll go and prepare something.
Jem: Ok. Adam?
Chrissie: Shh. He's sleeping. I didn't want to wake up him. I just watched him, breathing so slow.
Jem: Oh how romantic. I love watching Edge when he's sleeping.
Chrissie: It is such an experience.

*They both leave the room, and join MG at the kitchen*

 

[JemEvans]

oh my oh my oh my!! *Blush* I get to protect Edge and then he spends the nite in the room i'm in!! Sleeping?? What's that when i've got a sexy guitarist in my room!!! GREAT STORY!!!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

MG: *reading the newspaper* Morning.
Chrissie: Morning

*Larry comes in holding a book, and reading*

MG: Hi honey where were you?
Larry: *hides the book immediately* UM, hi?um?
MG: What r you reading?
Larry: Oh this, well I found this on a bench, but I think you wouldn't interested in it.
MG: OK but will ya show?
Larry: Um Okay?*gives her the book and runs upstairs*
MG: *reads book's cover*

I'll kill him *runs after his husband*
Chrissie: Whoa what was this?
Jem:

I have no clue.

*Bono and Ana come*

Bono: Hi, um Chrissie?
Jem: Do not answer any of his questions unless you wanna feel serious embarrassment.
Chrissie: Um?k, well I think you can ask anything.
Bono: So I just wanted to know how things going with Adam?
Chrissie: I think everything is all right.
Bono: OH it's sooooo good to hear. Anyway where is he?
Chrissie: Sleeping.
Adam: I don't think so *appears on the stairs and goes over to Chrissie hugs her from back and kisses her neck*
Bono: Oh Gentleman saves the situation.
Ana: Yeah you came at the right time, cause if you had come later you would have found Chrissie really blush.

*Suddenly Larry runs in*

Larry: Chrissie show me a place to hide. Please, please, please.
Chrissie: Why? What happened?
Larry: Ah FOAD *runs out of the kitchen*
MG: *appears* Where is that sexy mofo? Where did he hide?
Ana: Hey girlie relax, what's it?
MG: Ok I'll tell it after I catch him *rush out*
Bono: Well it is strange.
Adam: No I think we all got used it. Look Larry and a mad girl chasing him *he has that Oh man C'mon look on his face*

*Suddenly Larry yells out from the living room. They all rush in the room and find Larry laying on the floor and Cristy kneeling over him*

Adam: Guys what the hell r u doing?
MG: *stands up* Ok, so while we were looking for Chrissie we went into a bookshop. Then Larry found a book?um?The shining by Stephen King.
Chrissie: Woow one of my fave books by him.
MG: Anyway Larry bought it and he read it loud, all these carnage with blood and?awwww?I hate these stories. Then this morning he came back from JOGGING with this book and?
Larry: Ok I apologise. But I found it on bench. Yeah this is the truth.
MG: But I do not want to hear anything in connection with scary stories. K? Hands up Lars!
Larry: *raise his hands* My give up.
MG: Ok ok *kisses him*

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

ok girls I wanna explain why does the worst things happen to Edge. Well he looks so sweet as a big child, so I think he might behave as a big child. Hope you accept the reason.

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Everyone argues then we do what I say-Bono

Adam is the most hugable member of the band. He just look like he was made for hugging.-madonna's child

Thought this be madness yet there's method in it.

An Irish man: *CI

 

[JemEvans]

Edge is a sweetie! that's ok that you let all this happen to just Edge. I don't mind protecting Edge hehe gives me a reason to have him close

LOL@ Larry finding that book again! Ha ha. That's so funny how cristy goes chasing after him! You I heard one time that Bono was the one that didn't like scary movies...or books. Stephen King is great!

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Fear Not..For I'll Be Watching You. And I know what you're all thinking. FOR SHAME!!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

Chrissie: BTW scary stories. I have a ticket for tonight's movie.
Bono: A ticket? You mean you wanted to go alone?
Chrissie: Yeah. What's wrong with that? I love going to cinema alone.
Bono: And would u mind if we join you? I think nobody resist.
Chrissie: Not at all. But well do you have enough time? So not that I mind you're here?
Larry: I think we have a lot of free time right now.
Chrissie: No studio tomorrow?
Adam: No we're having a rest now.
Chrissie: Ok then I'll try to get some more tickets.
Bono and MG: Is that a scary movie?
Larry: Or is that THE Scary movie? Y'know that silly film bastardising real horrors.
Jem: Awww. That was a sooooo disgusting film.
Chrissie: Well answering Bono and MG's question. Yeah. It is a scary movie?
Bono and MG: aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
Chrissie: But it is not so frightening.
Bono: Title?
Chrissie: Ok please don't kill me.
Adam: If Bono does a strange movement I'll catch him.
Chrissie: Ok, my hero. So this is "The silence of the lambs"
Bono: It is on again? Where is this cinema? In the past?
Chrissie: Well this is an Old Time Classic's cinema. Ok so who wanna come?
Adam: ME! But only if I can sit next to you *winks*
Chrissie: *blush* OOOOOKay. Anyone else?
Larry: ME too *MG rolls her eyes* Sorry honey but I wanna see this film. You should come with me.
MG: No way.
Larry: Ok. If you come with me I'll wear a mesh for a whole day.
MG: *drools* YAY. If that's my price I'll definitely go.
Chrissie: Edge?
Edge: *blush*
Jem: I think he doesn't wanna come. Right?
Larry: Oh why? Cause you afraid of dark? I promise that at the end of the film they gonna switch on the lights.
Edge: How the fuckin hell do ya know this?
Larry: Well, sneaking in Jem's room?when power cut?
Edge: Shut up Snarl boy.
Larry: And we all could hear when you?
Edge: Lawrence stop it, cause then I'll tell that you afraid of?
Larry: *covers Edge's mouth* NOOOOO. You won't tell it.
Edge: I won't?
Larry: If you do I'll?awwwww?I don't know what am I going to with you, yet. But that's your fortune.
Edge: Ok then I'll go. Jem?
Jem: Yeah me too.
Ana: Don't forget about me!!!!!
Bono: Oh honey you would leave me here? All alone?
Ana: But I haven't seen that film yet.
Bono: Ok it seems I'm the only one, who doesn't wanna go, so I have to go.
Ana: Yaaaay.

Chrissie: Ok I'll phone them.


[This message has been edited by Chrissie Clayton (edited 04-18-2002).]

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Chrissie phones and a few minutes later:*

Chrissie: Ok after having a lil row finally I managed to get the tickets.
Adam: And when does it start?
Chrissie: At 6 PM.
Larry: Ok what about poker up to that time?
MG: *glares at Lars*
Larry: Well darling I wanna win at least once.
All: OK

*They play poker till 5.30 PM*

Chrissie: *checking her watch* Hey guys we have to go soon.
Jem: K, but before leaving I must win. Um?this is a royal flush *leans cards down*
Larry: Again and again.
Bono: Jem are ya sure you can't play poker?
Ana: Yeah it seems you're professional.
Jem: Weeeeell I had a really good teacher *

at Adam*
Adam: Though I haven't won yet.
MG: Fine. Chrissie's right, we have to leave if we don't wanna miss the first scene.
Chrissie: Oh I guess it's an exciting part.
All: HEEEEEEEEEEY.
Bono: Don't tell us. As you persuaded me to watch it, do not tell me the punch line.
Chrissie: OK I just couldn't resist the temptation to excite your curiosity.
Adam: You have seen it?
Chrissie: Yeah, for more then?um?about ten times.
All: *gasp*
Adam: Then why do you wanna watch it again?
Chrissie: Cause if you like a film it's so good to watch it again and again.
Bono:

And isn't it boring? Y'know who's the killer.
Chrissie: I know it from the beginning.
Larry: *covers his ears* I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna hear.
Jem: Ok, but we'll be late, if we don't leave right now.

*They leave to the cinema*

*At the cinema*

Bono: Who wants popcorn? I'll pay.
All: MEEEE!!
Edge: Ok you'll pay?
Bono: Sure.
Edge: Than I'd like to have max sized popcorn, with max coke and?um?and please buy me that Scream masque Mum.
Jem: Edgie! Behave!
Adam: Maybe he wanna frighten you.
Larry: Ohm no. He's too shy to do it.
MG: Ok guys we have 2 mins left.
Ana: Then go.
*They go to the performance*
*Inside*

Ana: Oh! A lot of ppl. None of them has seen this film???????
Chrissie: Or they just wanna watch it again. Like me.
Bono: Ok our seat is?um?19th row?21, 22.
Adam: What? Mine is 15th row.
Larry: And mine is 2nd?
Chrissie: Umm? Ok they didn't have free seats at the same row. So I thought?maybe?maybe we could change them here.
Bono: Ok, I'll try *goes and asks ppl if they wanna change*
Edge: *grins* Adam! Remember?
Adam: What?
Edge: "Don't try! DO IT!"
Adam: Surely.
Chrissie: What's this? A motto?
Adam: Oh forget it. Just?
Edge: Just my silly things again.

*Bono comes back*

Bono: Okay I have most of the tickets. But sorry here are two to the?um?*checking the ticket* 2nd row.
Adam: Okay I'll take it. Well if Chrissie doesn't want to sit there?
Chrissie: Never mind, I've seen it, but what about you?
Adam: Oh I'm not really interested in this movie. Y'know?
Ana: Ok don't go into details.

*They take their seats and the movie starts*

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*Cut to the end of the film*

Ana: Whoa, such a good film *suddenly notices that Bono's sleeping* Hey, hey sweetie, you're not at home, wake up!
Bono: Whaaaaaat? OOOps I think I fell asleep at about half of it?
MG: But it was not that boring.
Bono: Hey you talk? You came b/c of THAT price.
MG: Sure but anyway I enjoyed it.
Larry: Oh really????
MG: Yeah?um? noooooooo you mustn't read The shining.
Jem: Ok guys let's search Adam and Chrissie cause Edgie seems a bit harassed.
Larry: Awww. Searching again????????
Bono: Ok I can see them in the crowd.
Larry: Anyway Edge what's the matter?
Edge: *gasp* well?um?um?
Larry: What's your problem? The lights are on as I promised.
Jem: Yeah, but the film frightened him a lil bit.
MG: There wasn't anything in it, like sliced bodyparts or worse.
Edge: Yeah but with this "eating ppl"

Ana: The idea was good. I think there must be a Hannibal Lecter somewhere out there.
Edge: *faints*
Ana: Ok Edge I didn't mean in London, or in Ireland, but who knows.
Adam: *coming w/Chrissie* So guys did you have a good time?
MG: Oh Yay. I enjoyed.
Chrissie: And the film?
Bono: I'm sorry to tell but I fell asleep.
Chrissie: *smiles* Well it's ok. The first time I saw it I did the same.
All: What?
Ana: You???? Who love these stories?
Chrissie: Well we watched on video with my friends and we had a little party before and you know all the champagne, and I couldn't help but?
Bono: Ok Adam did u note it?
Adam: What?
Larry: I know. That you mustn't let her drink champagne if you wanna spend the night w/ her. And I do not mean sleeping.
Chrissie: *BLUUUUUSH* LARRY!!!!!

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

*They walk outside of the cin?*

*Suddenly Chrissie's cell phone rings*

Chrissie: *on phone* Hello?ah John?yay whaaaaaat?????I completely forgot about?yeah I'm still in London?um with the U2 and the girls?hah she's there??????Give me?yay Ca va?Bon, je suis ? Londres avec?nooon, pas beaucoup?oui oui. Et qu'est-ce que tu bouffe?? NOOON. Au revoir mademoiselle *hangs up*
MG: Hey girlie what was that?
Chrissie: Just a bit French.
Adam: Wooow secrets from your life come to the limelight.
Chrissie: Ok it was my French pal and she's go out with my bro. Soooo romantic story.
Ana: And what did you forget about?
Chrissie: OMG yeah I have a performance tonight.
Adam: Really??? On Sunday?
Chrissie: Well I thought it isn't strange for you. Y'know as a musician, even a musician who's known in the whole world?
Ana: Sure. And now you'll go to Dublin?
Chrissie: Yeah I have 2 hours to get there, so guys if you don't mind?or will ya come with me?
All: Sure.

*They head back to Dublin and meet John and the French mate in front of the club*

John: Oh sis you arrived in time.
Chrissie: Thanks for the call. Oh C?cile welcome.
C?cile: Bon soir.
Chrissie: Well I'd like to introduce you C?cile well she can't speak English very well, so I think I'll be the interpreter.
C?cile: *with a French accent* Um hi, you are U2?

*They all introduce themselves*

Chrissie: Oui, oui, il y a 2 jours j'ai leurs rencontr?
C?cile: Woow.
Adam: What did you tell?
Chrissie: That I met you 2 days ago. Whew I hate this job.
C?cile: Et toi et Adam? Qu'est-ce que ce?
Chrissie: Umm, j'ai couch? avec lui *grins*
C?cile: OHH

Adam: What's up with me?
Chrissie: Well nothing.
Edge: Well Chrissie, I'd hate to tell but I can speak French.
Chrissie:

*bluuuuuush*
Adam: Why? What did she tell her??????
Chrissie: Edgie please please don't tell him.
Edge: Ok it will be our secret.
John: Um?sorry to interrupt your interesting life but we have to play.
Chrissie: Okay, then guys go and sit to a table, oh and bring C?cile please.

*John, Chrissie & the band play then they go to the lads' table*

Edge: Whoa *claps* that was good.
MG: Yeah congratulations girlie, and John you can speak French too?
John: Um?no.
All: What?
Bono: Then how can you understand each other?
Chrissie: *grins* Well they don't need the language to get on well.

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

Larry: Ok it's sooooo nice but I think we should go home, like we're on the road since um?2 days.
Chrissie: Ok guys then see ya later.

*The lads (except Adam, John and C?cile) go home*

John: Okay?um so what about tomorrow?
Chrissie: yes?
John: Y'know?C'mon.
Chrissie: Oh, yes sure, but do I have to go? Look Adam stayed here, and maybe I wanna invite him chez nous
John: Ok sis, then have fun.
C?cile: Et racontez-moi tout d'affaires!

*John &C?cile leave*

Adam: DO u want me to bring you home?
Chrissie: Oh, yeah if it's not a problem.
Adam: Sure.

*They arrive to Chrissie's house and go in*

Adam: So no one here, right?
Chrissie: Yeah, we have the whole house for us.
Adam: And what would you like to do?
Chrissie: You really have to ask it Adam?
Adam: Ok, see *kisses her*

*The night just pass away??

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THE END
( This time I won't change my mind, and I won't continue he-he)

 

[Ana]

AWWWWW How sweet and romantic!

I give it a super YAY. Loved it!

 

[AM]

well done, this is a great story

You are really good at this.

BTW - I speak french


*translates for Adam


Adam: BLUSH!!!!!!!

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I'm a bass player. That's a "singer" question. Lord Adam Clayton

"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[Stories for Boys]

very nice! i enjoyed it SOOO much!

adam: *whispers*
laura: what do you mean my name isn't chrissy?
adam: *whispers*
laura: well, i can pretend to play the trumpet...

see that smiley up there? yeah, that's me...green with envy...you're a great writer! keep going girlie!

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love is blindness
i don't want to see
won't you wrap the night around me
o my heart
love is blindness

 

[Chrissie Clayton]

Originally posted by AM:
well done, this is a great story

You are really good at this.

BTW - I speak french


*translates for Adam


Adam: BLUSH!!!!!!!

Thank you soooooo much girls! AND AM LOL at this above!