I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

[Echo]

ScottPhisto and Mona just got MARRIED!

In cyberspace.

I claim no responsibility.

I mean, I am responsible, but I'm not claiming responsibility.

So lets celebrate!

Break out the champagne! Or whatever...

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

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[WildHonee]

!!!!!!!!!! lol indeed

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[Scottphisto]

Yes...and they let me keep the shiny ring!!!

*picks cake out of hair*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Yes...and they let me keep the shiny ring!!!

*picks cake out of hair*

*throws water on ScottPhisto*



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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[Bonavoix]

Congrats...

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"I wish that I could cry, fall upon my knees. Find a way to lie about a home I'll never see... I can't stand to fly. I'm not that naive. I'm just out to find a better part of me. Up up and away from me, It's alright you can all sleep safe tonight. I'm not crazy or anything... Even heroes have the right to dream..." -Five for Fighting "Superman"
All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.

 

[mocool12]

Woooooo!!!! Yaaaaaaaaayy!
*smiles and nods so no one will notices she has no idea what's going on*

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by mocool12:
Woooooo!!!! Yaaaaaaaaayy!
*smiles and nods so no one will notices she has no idea what's going on*

Well what happened was, I introduced Mona to ScottPhisto, and they hit it off. REAL well. They were throwing zucchinis at each other and everything. And you KNOW it's serious when Mona breaks out the zucchinis. Anyway, one thing led to another and Mona said "Let's get married" and ScottPhisto put on his Chippendales outfit (I'm not quite sure about that bit myself) and Bono performed the ceremony and was heartbroken that he was losing Mona to ScottPhisto.

(As if Mona won't be cavorting with Bono anymore! Perish the thought!)

*Shrugs* So anyway it was kind of like that movie "True Romance." Except Mona's not a hooker and ScottPhisto didn't have any cocaine and Christopher Walken was nowhere to be found.

So, maybe it wasn't like "True Romance."




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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

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The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[mocool12]

Ahhhh, alright. Thanks for clarifying Echo.
Aw, Mona, I thought Bono was the only one who'd show you his zucchini... *sigh*
They grow up so fast.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Soooo...does this mean Bono is available for me??? HELL YEAH! Whooo-hooo! He'll have "Honey on his tounge!"

(yeah it's late here too)

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~*Honey*~

The doors you open
I just can't close...

If you dream,
Dream out loud

 

[Ana]

Congrats Mona & Scott!!!

Finally Moner has someone who can show her his meat!

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
Soooo...does this mean Bono is available for me??? HELL YEAH! Whooo-hooo! He'll have "Honey on his tounge!"

Hey now don't be greedy. There is plenty of BONO-LUV to go around.

Animatronic Edge, however, has only a limited amount of LUV (at least until I can get him upgraded) and that LUV is all reserved for me.

And the kitten.

And maybe the lettuce.


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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[Scottphisto]

So, let's recap here...

Yesterday, I post for the first time.

I get kicked in the arse twice.

Handed a martini...then another....then another...then an IV of martini.

Then I get married.

Kinda like being in Vegas. Without all the shiny lights and hookers (no, they're not shiny).

I fear what will happen today...*shudder*

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by Echo:
and Bono performed the ceremony and was heartbroken that he was losing Mona to ScottPhisto.

(As if Mona won't be cavorting with Bono anymore! Perish the thought!)

I will mend Bono's broken heart and cavort with him all day and all night!



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Jessica

"Rock and roll doggie"
--Bono

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

?Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades.?
--Bono

 

[WildHonee]

lol youse guys

1. Bono is my male concubine. HANDS OFF.

2. What, nobody brought me presents?

3. I think my pants shrunk. Is that a problem? They're not as long. Feck it all to heck. These are my favorite pants

*hides* with an arsenal of zucchinis at hand

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Echo:
Christopher Walken was nowhere to be found.

So, maybe it wasn't like "True Romance."

Hmmm if Christopher Walken wasn't there...I'm not sure it's legally binding. I mean (commercial voice) A wedding just isn't a wedding without the tangy zip of Christopher Walken!!!
Congrats you crazy kids...
-Bluey (the drunken bridesmaid)



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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Congrats you crazy kids...
-Bluey (the drunken bridesmaid)

You know Bluey I didn't want to say anything earlier but it was really embarrassing to everyone the way you got blasted and spent the whole ceremony hitting on The Fly.



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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

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The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Echo:
You know Bluey I didn't want to say anything earlier but it was really embarrassing to everyone the way you got blasted and spent the whole ceremony hitting on The Fly.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that explains so much How'd the Fly take it? Sorry bout that! Yeah I also recall something about a drunken toast to the bride...something like that.
Care to refresh my memory?
-Bluey (the drunken, slutty bridesmaid)



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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that explains so much How'd the Fly take it? Sorry bout that! Yeah I also recall something about a drunken toast to the bride...something like that.
Care to refresh my memory?
-Bluey (the drunken, slutty bridesmaid)

Well, it started off really sweet. You know, you hope that the two of them would spend the rest of their PLEBA existences in wedded bliss...but then it just went horribly wrong. You started to spill your martini all over yourself, and when Brian Eno tried to help you clean yourself up you started to scream at him and hit him. He was really upset.

But I think he kind of deserved it, 'cause he did this weird ambient version of the Wedding March and it took like three hours!

Anyone else want to share their memories of this glorious occasion?


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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

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The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[blueeyes]

This is all I can remember:

-heading to the bar with Mrs Edge for a prewedding drink
-Running into Julie and going for another prewedding drink
-Running into someone else??? And having another couple prewedding drinks
-someone helping me into a dress
-the phrase "so you ever done it in a church?" rings a bell or two.
-Talking at a podium.
-Dancing in my slip.
-Some guy...I just can't place him.
That's it...sorry. I'm sure it was lovely Mona and Scott! One question...how the hell did I get home?
-Bluey (the drunk, slutty bridesmaid)

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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
[B-the phrase "so you ever done it in a church?" rings a bell or two.
[/B]

Yeah, that was Paul McGuinness...he was actually just asking if you'd ever performed a toast before, but you got all giggly and he had to pretend he didn't know you for the rest of the night.

I'm not sure who drove you home. I mean, I saw you get in the car with Adam after the wedding, but both of you were getting in the backseat...Hmm...

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[Scottphisto]

y'know, it really was a great wedding. Beautiful ceremony...friends...family....U2...

But, next time we all get together, can someone bring some extra pants for that Adam guy??? I mean, we're in a CHURCH, man!!

 

[blueeyes]

Oh dear...
No one needs to tell any devils about this...noooo.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Bluey hands out shush money*
-Bluey (the drunk, slutty bridesmaid)

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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[WildHonee]

Bluey....so YOU'RE the one who was licking the cake off ScottPhisto....I knew it wasn't me.... (No offense, ScottPhisto...I'm sure you're very, um...tasty? O my *bluuuuussssssshhhhhh*)

And Bluey was putting rice in my hair the WHOLE time. I had it up very nicely and neatly, and I kept having to hiss "WHO'S PINCHING MY BUN?!"

Speaking of which, Bono tried to keep his hands off me, but he couldn't. ScottPhisto was undulating the entire time, and I still have pizza in my eye. Gosh I hope that's just pizza that's in my eye.....

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 11-16-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Bluey....so YOU'RE the one who was licking the cake off ScottPhisto....I knew it wasn't me.... (No offense, ScottPhisto...I'm sure you're very, um...tasty? O my *bluuuuussssssshhhhhh*)

You mean when ScottPhisto was running around screaming "Strange women keep licking me!!!" he was telling the TRUTH? Geez, I thought he'd just had a little of Bluey's happy-juice.

And Edge kept trying to pick me up with his Law of Universal Gravitation line!

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
You mean when ScottPhisto was running around screaming "Strange women keep licking me!!!" he was telling the TRUTH? Geez, I thought he'd just had a little of Bluey's happy-juice.

And Edge kept trying to pick me up with his Law of Universal Gravitation line!

lol
did you guys see Larry's tux? It kept fallin apart! how cute

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

did you guys see Larry's tux? It kept fallin apart! how cute

Me and Mrs. Edge both told him..."Larry, man just use velcro. This is an important event"...But Larry was like, "Naw I got a good feeling about today...I've been practisin' with me bootins! Watch how I can...oh, whoops! Look out!"

And that's why MacPhisto is gonna have to wear an eye patch for the next two weeks.



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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

And that's why MacPhisto is gonna have to wear an eye patch for the next two weeks.

Yaarrg *pirate growl*

OMG Brian Eno is putting hexes on me. I hope no one let him into the reception...


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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Ah yes, the wedding was beautiful. The rock stars, the martinis, the groping, er, I mean dancing...But why did you make all of us PLEBA girls wear Lemon bridesmaid dresses? No wonder Bluey was dancing in her slip! She sure knows how to party though. Your secret is safe with me girl.

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~*Honey*~

The doors you open
I just can't close...

If you dream,
Dream out loud

[This message has been edited by WildHoneyAlways (edited 11-17-2001).]

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Echo:

And that's why MacPhisto is gonna have to wear an eye patch for the next two weeks.

An eye patch? So he DIDN'T see anything!
WHEW! *Sigh of relief* Now...how does one get jiffy marker off of skin? I have writing all over me. I mean ALL OVER...
-Bluey (the drunk and slutty bridesmaid)
p.s. My apologies Scottphisto!


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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Originally posted by Echo:

And that's why MacPhisto is gonna have to wear an eye patch for the next two weeks.

An eye patch? So he DIDN'T see anything!
WHEW! *Sigh of relief*

Bluey.....I got the wedding pictures back from the photographer....I have a few questions...

1. just how many lobsters DID you put down your dress?

2. can you REALLY do THAT with quiche? O my....

3. I noticed that when you dug the forks into the potatoes and made them dance, ppl were throwing nickels and dimes at you....I hope you didn't eat them with the potatoes. That could be bad for business.

4. also.....When ScottPhisto and I were dancing and Bono started singing "The First Time"... and then "In a Little While".....

you may THINK you saw me lunge onto stage and tackle him, tuxedo and all.....

and you may THINK you saw me steal his cumberbund and then try to cut off his suspenders.....

and you may THINK you saw me mauling and defiling Bono and saying 'how's THAT for elevation technician, Vintage Boy?!'....

and you may THINK you saw me unbuttoning Larry's button-down suit....

but.....well, you're WRONG. It was all an illusion. Someone spiked the Kool-Aid. I SWEAR.

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

"If we've got rockets, we tie our prayers to them and send them off."~Bono~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini