How about U2 pickup lines that didn't quite work?

[Bonavoix]

This was inspired by Bluey, and also by my roommate. I was telling my roommate about the pickup lines thread and we were laughing our asses off and she said, "What about starting one about U2 Pickup Lines that didn't quite work..." I thought it would be fun. So have at it...

Unfortunately I have no creative juices now... *Bonavoix crawls away in her uncreative shame*

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"From an artist's point of view, failure is where you get your best material." -Bono

"Sunrises are God's hit singles. Do the big number first and then just get on with the rest of the show." -Bono.

My feeble attempt at a website:
U2's Heartland

 

[Discoteque]

*Disco lifts rock...peeks under...pushes Bonovoix over...crawls under...knowing Bluey or Mona will save the day*

Sorry BV...I'm also feeling uncreative, but GREAT idea!

 

[blueeyes]

Heh heh heh,
You know how to get my shiney little ass in here don't you?

*A beautiful woman stands at a bar*

Bono: Hey there baby! Want to kiss the man who kissed Liam Gallager?

Edge: My roadie ties my shoes for me, but I'm really flexible, I mean I can tie my own shoes, but usually I'm too busy playing with my instrument to do so...HEY! I mean playing my instrument!!! Come back!

Adam: Hey there, I dated Naomi Campbell, and you're almost as pretty!

Larry: Hey there, you're almost as pretty as I am, let's get out of here.

-Bluey

 

[FallDownJulie]

LOL!!! Bluey~ how do you do it?? sooooo funni!

awww! edge!!

larry!!


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~MoonPhisto*

"I'm just trying to find a decent melody
A song that I can sing in my own company"

[This message has been edited by FallDownJulie (edited 10-19-2001).]

 

[Ana]

Oh Bluey,

you are hilarious!!!!!

*thinks Bluey should just be a writer*

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I've got no hope in this world...
Just you...
and you are not mine...
Stateless

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

I love it Bluey! Although, sadly, I think that one of Larry's *would* work.

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"Those U2 songs, they seem to have a lot of big feelings in them."
--Bono, Details interview

"He...never...shuts...up."
--Sheila Roche, on Bono

"don't let go, you've got the music in you..."

 

[mbi16]

Bluey though you cracked me up with those I must say that I believe there is such a thing as a bad pick up line for those boys.

I mean really, if faced by any of them would it really matter what they say?

I didn't think so.

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Tha Prickly Comedian