Here it is: The Caption Book Thread!

[Miringeltje]

There's another one that's red X'd from caption thread 4 (found here: http://forum.interference.com/showt...page=30&highlight=caption thread&pagenumber=6 ), but I've sent a PM to BONO'ppetit asking for the pic if she can remember it. But, if anyone else wants to join the hunt...

The post is actually by MsGiggles, who replied to a post by BONO'ppetit. It reads: Just grabbing some ass between gigs.

If anyone wants to post the pic that goes with this cap, I'd be very happy as well.

It's probably this one, LG!

When you right click on the red x and click on properties you can read that the name of the picture is bonodonkey.jpg

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono: HEY EDGE! How's my breath smell?!
Edge: Well that's...uh...dude, you really need a tic tac.

Bono: HEY OLD GUY! How's my breath smell?!
Edge: *thinking* Why doesn't he listen to me?
Guy: ... sonny, you and I need to have a talk.

Bono: Ugh...I think I'm gonna be sick... too many... t...ugh...
Edge: There there Bono, it's alright... *thinking* I told you so!
Larry: Bono, have you no common sense? Twenty boxes of tic tacs...christ...
Adam: Those were my tic tacs...

contributed by AtomicBono

 

[Miringeltje]

I have to start off with a puzzle - this one is red X'd and I'm not sure how to get the pic that goes with it...can anyone help a PLEBAn out?

The cap is found here: http://forum.interference.com/showt...page=30&highlight=caption thread&pagenumber=6 (way back - when the caption thread was called BoomCha!)

The post is by Storm/Light
The caption reads "Little did he know that his fly was undone..."

It was before my time with captions, so I have no clue what pic this is!!! If anyone can post it, I'd be very, very happy.

I don't think that's the right link for this caption, LG!
It goes to the other one.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(discussing ideas for the "Beautiful Day" video)

: It'll be great! See, we'll be singing and the plane will fly right over us--
: Over us?
: Yeah! We'll be on the runway. It'll be grand!
: No way! Not gonna do it.
: Aww...c'mon!
: You've had some dumb ideas, Bono, but this one's the dumbest! Who'd in their right mind would stand in the path of an oncoming plane? *looks at Bono* Oh wait...nevermind....

contributed by elysithea

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I don't think that's the right link for this caption, LG!
It goes to the other one.

Fine, Mi! Go and double check!

Just kiddin' with ya - thanks for catching it. I'm a dork sometimes. Like you know when you send an email and say there's a file attached but there isn't???

Here's the link: http://forum.interference.com/showt...age=30&highlight=caption thread&pagenumber=17 I hope!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Oh no, I see a beach ball !
: What? Where?
: Don't worry Adam, I'll save you!

contributed by arhitetka

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

*thinking* just try to ignore it..maybe it will disappear then...

contributed by anjarw

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

ADAM ARRIVES IN CARDIFF

WADDA YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO DO ANOTHER SHOW IN DUBLIN FIRST ?

contributed by Headache

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: This bike's too big for me!

: (through his teeth) How did I get myself into this?!I look ridiculous!

: I thought we were going this way!

: On my mark! Ready...set...GO!

: Ha,ha...You'll never catch me!

: (thinking) easy Larry, just don't mess the hair...

: Hey Bono, eat my dust!

: Oh, guys...wait for me!

contributed by arthitetka (applaud) (If I use the applaud smilie it's too many smilies in the post...sorry!)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

So that's how you perform that move!

contributed by U2Girl1978

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Ok, just one more beachball and you will regret it...

contributed by Gosia

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

"Hmm, wonder if he'll let me borrow his skirt, I actually like it much better than that dress I sometimes wear."

contributed by Beverly56

 

[i_love_adam]

LEMON GRRRRL! these were the caps in the caption book Cassandra passed to Edge right? ARGH! We need a book 2 soon!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: "Gosh, this is hard. What do I play again? I'm not sure how to even turn this thing on."

: "Need some help there, Larry?"
: "No, no, I'm fine thanks."

(to himself) : "I know if I stare at this thing long enough I can figure it out. Concentrate Larry, concentrate."

"There I go . . . piece of cake! I rule, I'm the keyboard king."

contributed by kellyahern

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

LEMON GRRRRL! these were the caps in the caption book Cassandra passed to Edge right? ARGH! We need a book 2 soon!

That would be a big HELL YEAH SISTER!!!! on both counts.

 

[i_love_adam]

Thanks, baby! Keep putting them pics up! We are rooting for YER!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Hello, yes, we are happy and alive because Bono isn't driving

contributed by youtwohearts

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Wow, do I really look that sexy?

contributed by youtwohearts

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Props to my sistah from another mistah Miringeltje for helping me find this pic! (You were smart enough to check the pic properties, I wasn't. I just saw the dreaded red X and ran away from it. You are a brave grrrrrl! )

Just grabbing some ass between gigs.

contributed by MsGiggles

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono: "Hey Edge... I always thought you were the best guitarist in the band..."
Edge: "No Bono, you're not getting this award... it's mine"
Bono: "But I look equal to you with just one, I need two!"
Edge: "No Bono, you already got your way by not letting Adam & Larry come, No!"
Bono: "Fine... I was lying about the guitar thing anyway... (thinking to himself) yeah... you're the best Bono... better than all the rest... oh nice lyric Bono"
Paul McG (thinking to himself): "OK if I use my charming good looks with fans they might think I'm Larry... or I might fit in..."
Photgrapher: "Who’s that on the left?"
Paul McG (thinking to himself): "Oh No, they're on to you... stay calm, or give Bono the award... he'd like that"

contributed by uwwedoogie

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I told you I make a better blonde.
: Oh shove it.

contributed by Ashley

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hey Edge, I think I can hear the ocean!
: ...Sure you can Adam.

contributed by Ashley

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

"'Twas the night before Vertigo, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse . . .
and laying his finger alongside his nose, with a nod of his head, up the chimney he rose."

contributed by MsPurrl

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Damnit. Where'd it go? I could've sworn I kicked my beachball over in this direction. Hope it didn't get washed out too far...

freedom! at long last!

contributed by BlackElectric

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Edge: Okay, in order to keep movement in the upper body at a minimum, it is important to keep a fluid-like rolling motion. Extend the toes to the highest degree....

Adam: (thinking) ....band chicks totally dig bassists.

Larry: Dammit Edge who died and made you drum major?

Bono (to self) I knew I shouldn't worn heels to march in...



Sorry I had band practice yesterday and the marching instructions have been all I could think about since... and band chicks do dig bassists!

contributed by geegeelovesadam

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Mayor of Rome: Shake hands? No, we have a different custom....

: I'm outta here.

: C'mon Bono - when in Rome....!

contributed by Ancalagon

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

X, S, A, D, K, T
:imaginarydoctor: well done mr. hewson!
shurrup and get me the damn lollipop!

contributed by bono_gal

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: what the f- ARGH!! I'm stck ...... AWAM YA MTHRFKNG &#%@....... ”
(out of sight): ...damn it EDGE! You told me Bono was going to play the drums tonight!!
(out of sight): eh, eh... you're so gullible....

contributed by sraphim

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I wished I had hair like Larry's sometimes...

contributed by U2MaNaIcWeIdO

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Blinded by the mirrored glare of their own shiny suits, The Edge loses control, violently and threateningly pointing at everyone in sight.

contributed by BONO'ppetit