Help me cheer Slopsy up with some Edge Love!!

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Gluey

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Slopsy's having a bit of a downer at the moment. So I thought what better than a bit of Edge or Bono/Edge love!!!!!

First off we must clear away the bad stuff......

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:D

Right! Now to the good stuff!!!!

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Super Edge is gonna Kung Foo the baddies away....

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If they don't listen to Slopsy, he'll use his mighty megaphone to get the message across!
 
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He'll sing her a song

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Bang on his drum

And if all else fails.....there's........
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Edgey toes!!!!
 
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*Edge beams down from his home planet to check on the situation*

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:edge: What seems to be the problem?

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:edge: Oops, wait.. hang on.. forgot something in my spaceship, brb..
 
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:edge: Is Slopsy still down? :sigh: Well then I'll sit here and write her poetry..


*two hours later*


*hands notepad over*


:edge: Okay, I know it's just a page full of solved math problems, but I'm no good at poems :uhoh: I hope she likes it anyway :reject:
 
oooh, a thread for me!!! Aww, I love you guys :heart:
hehe
Edge can solve my math problems ANY DAY
he can help me with my Chemistry homework if he wants...:sexywink:
 
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Slopsy was studying so hard that she didn't even notice it was dark, and that she was still outside!

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Edge thought she might need rescuing

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But Bono kept blocking his path. He didn't want to share his Edgey.
 
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Finally with a deft movement, Edge broke free. "Damn!" said Bono

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Bono tried to pull him back, but the Edge only had eyes for Slopsy

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Edge was fearful for Slopsys innocence when Bono tried to lull him back with singing.
 
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They toyed with the idea of morphing into each other, to give Slopsy the best of both worlds
 
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In the end they teamed up to fight Slopsys problems. Two ARE better than one afterall, and Bono does have the best butt.... :evil:
 
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Bono filmed Edges master moves, so that he could study them later. They HAD to be in sync with each other for the battle.
 
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Bono was convinced of his superhero abilities

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But Edge kept hold of him and slowly made him realise that Demi-God or not, he simply could NOT fly to save Slopsy
 
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Edge got nervous when he saw the smouldering hot competition making the moves on Slopsy and her Mum
 
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Distraction successful, he moved in to rescue his girl. The achievement of saving her from the bad stuff was enough to make him blush!
 
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