I found this while surfing around the web ... it's feckin' hilarious:
Bono:
VS.
Big Bird
Sometimes the best way to get to know someone, is to compare them to another person. In this article we compare U2's Bono with children's favorite Big Bird.
Name
Bono: Bono (Paul Hewson)
Big Bird: Big Bird (Carrol Spinney)
Occupation:
Bono: Singer/Songwriter
Big Bird: Professional Bird
Country of Origin
Bono: Dublin, Ireland
Big Bird: San Diego Zoo, USA
Claim to Fame
Bono: Lead singer of popular rock band U2
Big Bird: Actor of popular childrens show Sesame Street(Park)
Influences
Bono: David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones
Big Bird: Gordon, Sully, Mr. Snuffalufagus
Typical Attire
Bono: Leather pants, crazy shades, vest with no shirt
Big Bird: Naked
Hair
Bono: Varies, usually slicked back
Big Bird: N/A
Surname Stigmatism
Bono: Linked with Sonny and Cher
Big Bird: Linked with an offensive hand gesture (flipping the bird)
Acting Experience
Bono: The Million Dollar Hotel, Rattle and Hum documentary
Big Bird: Sesame Street, has struggled expanding his career as he finds himself typecast
Famous Quotes
Bono: "Never trust a man who tells you it's from the heart, never trust a man smoking a cigar, never trust a cowboy or a man who wears shades..."
Big Bird: "Oh dear!"
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Jessica
"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"
"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono
?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono
"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)
