Happy Birthday, Cujo!

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PLEBA is is a place most interference males fear to go
but certainly not our dear birthday boy, cujo
from expressing his love of one paul mcg
to threads about pimp-bono, enjoyed by many

20 years of age, you're becoming an old man
keep up woth the humour, think you still can?
with 15 year old fan fic-ers, it's hard to compete
but with your poetry you can't be beat



screw this rhyming stuff...

happy birthday to mr. brettool
from, the jerk


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Happy birthday Cujo!

I know your manwhorish self just can't get ENO-ugh of Paul McG, so here you go!

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I cannot say my feelings on this day any better than my idols The Smiths said long ago, so without any further wait, here are my birthday wishes for you:


I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"


I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)


Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I said "No"
And then I shot myself
So, drink, drink, drink
And be ill tonight


From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Oh, unhappy birthday
Behind
Behind
Behind




PS - I thought all the 'Behinds' and the end of the song were very appropriate :sexywink:
 
Sweet Deal.

Thanks guys:

IWB, your poem moved me. Your jerk 'tude resonates with the best rhymers and showtimers out there. Especially the ones that are out there.

:coocoo:

:wink:

Schmeg, your picture made me think of the good times. In the future maybe we can share a few Paul stories or two.

:drool:

Mofo, your wit is all that I can't leave behind. Hell yeah the Smiths rule. I knew what you were going to say, before you said it... you had me at Hey Ho.

:up:

Tiny Dancer, will you play a song for me?
Maybe reserve a dance for the birthday honoree?

It's Ok, I understand.

:sad:

Kariann, I gladly accept your bountiful gift. I don't know if I can fill your shoes... or undergarments for that matter... but I'll damn well try.

:sexywink:

And last and certainly least crazy, arw. Here's looking flirtatiously at you... give me a shout sometime. You know my number... for it's the number of the beast!

:evil:

Thanks again guys.
My heart will always have a place for PLEBA,
in a cushioned-room with no windows...

:wink:
 
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