Girls, if u 'could've'........................

[mad1]

.......what role/roles would you've playedi f you were part of the U2 roadie team and for which show?............I for one would've loved to have been one of the ones setting up the props for Zoo TV concert, as well as being a truck-driver there!!!!!!

But then, Popmart would have been cool too!

Naaaaa Im stickin to Zoo TV, *sigh* to fix the two trabants AND help get McPhistos dressin room ready!!!!

this is a toughie question!

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[oliveu2cm]

I would be the airflight attendant so Bono could sing a song about me call call me his "guacamole"

or i'd be larry's bodyguard and ride across the country on motorcylces with him!!

no wait LOL i'd be Anton Corbjin. the photographer.

yeah that's it. *say cheese*

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[browneyedgirl]

LMAO at the "guacamole" mention....

I used to have that on tape aloooong time ago,although I wore it out by the time I was sixteen!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LOL

Let's see I would be either Larry's personal assistant

or Larry's personal Massuse (or howeveryespellit)...ahh just to get my hands all over his body and to be payed for it

now that's the life

 

[raincloud]

I want to do Bono's hair so I can smack him on the head with a hairbrush when he comes off of the stage raging!!

(ref: Bill Flanagan)

No, really, I'd want to be their coordinator so that I'd get to ask them personally what they wanted to do and then make it happen.

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[U2Kitten]

I would go with photographer on the ZOO TV tour or right now! I want to pose them any way I want and stare at them and have them look right at my camera and look sexy! Then, I would go off and develop my pics, enlarge my favorites, and have wild fantasies about them!

Oh, don't worry about me, I'm okay, I just love looking at U2, like all of you!

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[Bonavoix]

Hehehehe.... That's a tough question. Well I guess it's a tie between Bono's wardrobe girl during the JT tour

, or his vocal coach...

Ah hell, anything. To be able to tour with U2, it wouldn't matter WHAT I was doing. They could have me scrubbing floors with a toothbrush and I'd be happy. (ok, well maybe not that, but you get the idea).

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[mad1]

Originally posted by raincloud:

I want to do Bono's hair so I can smack him on the head with a hairbrush when he comes off of the stage raging!!

(ref: Bill Flanagan)

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 10-05-2001).]

 

[achtung__baby]

ZOOtv - Think I'd apply for the belly dancer's job - didn't do Morleigh any harm did it?

Also can you imagine dancing on stage with Bono EVERY night

POP - Bono's stylist/wardrobe - "here Bono let me help you out of those sweaty clothes..."

Elevation - Bono's 'personal' bodyguard - get paid to follow him round - legal stalking!

 

[mocool12]

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Ah hell, anything. To be able to tour with U2, it wouldn't matter WHAT I was doing. They could have me scrubbing floors with a toothbrush and I'd be happy.

Seriously!!! Them: Ok Molly, your job is to clean the roadie's port-a-potty twice a day and transport them to every concert.
Me: Done and done!!!

Haha, but yeah I think the photographer one was a great idea. Also, coming up w/ the show ideas would be awesome! And of course I'm all for assisting w/ costume changes...
Oh, this would all be during ZOOtv naturally!
Let me help you get into your uniform and little beret Edge!
Or Lovetown- Edge, I'll rip your jeans for you!
Pop- Edge, here's your cowboy hat!

[This message has been edited by mocool12 (edited 10-05-2001).]

 

[Jody]

Definitely the belly dancer for Zoo TV. I mean come on.

*looks at size of belly*

Actually, maybe not. Oh I rememaber I'm the chef so I get to make shepherds pie and mint potatoes for Bono.

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[*Scarlet*]

ANYTHING...really anything...All that could be useful for my Bono-sweetie man and the other guys...

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[FallDownJulie]

mad1:
"Naaaaa Im stickin to Zoo TV, *sigh* to fix the two trabants AND help get McPhistos dressin room ready!!!!"

get his dressing ROOM ready?? i'd help with the dressing!!!



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John Bender: Excuse me, Dick. I mean, Rich, will milk be made available to us?
Claire Standish: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Andrew Clark: I've seen her dehydrate, sir, it's pretty gross.
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Mag Wildwood: You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.
~breakfast at tiffany's

 

[blueeyes]

I second the motion, mysterious "Fall down Julie!"!
I would want to be Macphisto's personal assistant. Confidant, therapist, mother confessor, bartender, massuse, shoe polisher, secretary, muse, maid, makeup girl, hair girl, jacuzzi techician, wardrobe girl, coffee girl, security, manicurist, martini wrangler, keeper of the horns...
I pretty much want to be Smithers to Mr. Macphisto's Mr Burns...That would be a cool job, never a dull moment.

-Bluey

 

[martha]

Groupie.

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[Autumn454]

LMAO MArtha!!

I would do anything they wanted me to do if I got to travel with them and touch them! I would most like to have been on the JT and LOvetown tours and be the one who helped Bono with his ponytail and hot leather outfits! DROOL!!

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[SweetPea]

I like the chef idea....keep 'em nice and healthy!

 

[J-Tree]

I'd be Adam's roadie.

*waves goodbye to Stu* LOL


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[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

"I simulate love-making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates"
-Adam Clayton, on what he does for a living.

I'd like to be, uh, Adam's bass

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"We should do that to the Q photo library," muses Edge. "Destroy all evidence of mullets!"

--Q Magazine interview, "The Elastic Bono Band"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Hallelujah Here She Comes:
"I simulate love-making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates"
-Adam Clayton, on what he does for a living.

That quote is crazy funny!!!!!! Better every time I hear it

lol

OK small children and pregnant women might want to leave the room. I've been off PLEBA for 3 days and the BonoLove's been buildin up inside me. Here we go

I want to be

the elevation technician!!!!

*INNUENDO*

lol OK I'm better now.



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