Gah!! Adam and Larry story...Warning:NC 17 lmao

[Mullen-Girl]

Whoa I was just looking on that FanFiction.Net thing and well I found this story and Lord Almighty lmao it's quite shocking....It's about Adam and Larry but I think you guys should take a look for yourselves
http://www.fanfiction.net./read.php?storyid=489931

All I can say is

EEEEEKY!!!!! lmao

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[DML]

Yeah...I read it this morning, and I was scared...lol...I don't think it's for the faint of heart.

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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

IM me: ghettopoptart83

 

[elizabeth]

I read this when someone else sent a pointer to it...but I read this after reading other slash from this website. So it wasn't as shocking as the others.

I didn't buy the rose bit. Too corny.

I liked the internal monologe approach. Creative.

 

[elizabeth]

you know how larry-lovers here always post little *growls* and *snarls* and *gah!*'s when they do Larry-voice?

well, i watched the HMTMKMKM video...the cartoon one. and I saw Larry do a *growl* face and almost died laughing...

boy, do you people know your man....

 

[Gina Marie]

Um, but you can't blame Adam for feeling that way, can you?

The ice-cream part-I have thought that about Larry on more than one occasion

*hides forever from PLEBA after this post*

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

*Echo and Mona have a fistfight over who takes the blame* *rock paper scissors*, I mean

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[ms.hewson]

I don't know...call me old fashioned , but I dont understand the obession with u2 slash. I really love the boys and reading about them lovin' one another is just a little to weird.
I realize that it is just in fun(I hope)but I mean really.

Mrs.Edge, I could use one of your stories right about now

 

[Lilly]

+

= me right now

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Go lightly down your darkened way.

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Originally posted by ms.hewson:
I don't know...call me old fashioned , but I dont understand the obession with u2 slash. I really love the boys and reading about them lovin' one another is just a little to weird.
I realize that it is just in fun(I hope)but I mean really.

Mrs.Edge, I could use one of your stories right about now

I agree 110%

 

[wildhoney22]

Um, okay...... (my reaction to reading that story)... just a little weirded out by that one (not saying it's bad, just not the same as Mrs. Edge's tales)

*reads Julie's Airplane story, laughs her ass off, and feels much better*



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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me

 

[Gina Marie]

Well, that was the first one of that kind I had ever read-and certainly I prefer Mrs. Edge's stories.

But I'm definitely not homophobic-not that anyone who doesn't 'enjoy' that kind of story is. It's not my taste either-esp. stories like that about them. But everyone has their own taste.

I'm sure it was posted by Mullen Girl 'in fun' and out of curiosity-I read it only out of curiosity.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
I agree 110%

Me too.

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"I sometimes get the odd twinge that I wouldn't mind playing lead guitar, just like a couple of notes, but that's about as near as I would want to get to the front." -Larry

 

[elizabeth]

i'm not sure if ANY of it ISN'T "weird" whether it's them on each other or them on random women.

i much prefer the tales starring "names" that i "know" from PLEBA. at least they are funny with *some* plot!

this was definitely an eye-opening thread.

 

[Giant Lemon]

Whoa- that was scandalous! I understand why people write fanfic about characters from TV shows or movies, but it seems a little weird to write these stories about real people. Something like Mrs. Edge's stories are different because it's just a fantasy of one of us PLEBAns meeting (and possibly doing more with

) U2. But to write stories about Larry and Adam having sex? That just seems a little bizarre.

But I admit that I did find these 2 quotes pretty funny:

"You were supposed to be overcome with lust and jump in the bed *with* me, you great git."

"I was right about this getting messy. Aw, hell. That's why we have room service."

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by ms.hewson:
I don't know...call me old fashioned , but I dont understand the obession with u2 slash. I really love the boys and reading about them lovin' one another is just a little to weird.
I realize that it is just in fun(I hope)but I mean really.

Mrs.Edge, I could use one of your stories right about now

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[elizabeth]

thought this was sort of appropriate for this thread.....


[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-10-2001).]

 

[Party Girl_75]

yeah, put me in the old fashion category with the rest of you... I agree, I prefer reading about a PLEBAn jumping in the sack with either Larry and/or Adam

...this story made me laugh quite a bit though...I printed it off before i left work this evening and was reading it in the elevator by myself and than a the elevator stopped and a good looking guy got in the elevator with me...I quickly folded up the story and looked at the doors...I am sure I was blushing a bit! *LOL!*

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress (edited 12-10-2001).]

 

[wildhoney22]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:
yeah, put me in the old fashion category with the rest of you... I agree, I prefer reading about a PLEBAn jumping in the sack with either Larry and/or Adam

...this story made me laugh quite a bit though...I printed it off before i left work this evening and was reading it in the elevator by myself and than a the elevator stopped and a good looking guy got in the elevator with me...I quickly folded up the story and looked at the doors...I am sure I was blushing a bit! *LOL!*

LoL- and you were in an elevator when you were reading it, too?! Classic!

*scandalizes herself*

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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me

[This message has been edited by wildhoney22 (edited 12-10-2001).]

 

[Foadie]

I agree with everyone who thinks slash is a little too much...I mean we should live A LITTLE bit in reality

We all know the U2 guys are not homos. Yes, Mrs.Edge has awesome stories, and has been a great inspiration for moi!!!!! *Thanks*

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The Proud Owner of the ONLY Cardboard Larry!!!

God Bless America and my city, NYC!

Bono urged, "Hey Lawrence, tell them your drummer joke."
"That's a bit mean, asking a drummer to tell a drummer joke," Larry replied, but he told the joke anyway. "Three guys are sittin' down having a rap and the first guy says, 'I'm a nuclear scientist and I have an IQ of 170'. The second guy says, 'I have an IQ of 140 - I'm a neurosurgeon.' The next guy says, 'I have an IQ of seventy.' The other two guys say . . . [You're a drummer!']."

Hee hee! I love Larry!!!!
And drummers! *oops*

 

[Party Girl_75]

Originally posted by wildhoney22:
LoL- and you were in an elevator when you were reading it, too?! Classic!

*scandalizes herself*

I know...it was too funny...I had to try very hard to keep my laugh in...I just bit my lip and turned a deeper shade of red!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Actually it was the first time I had read one of those stories and I just posted it here cos I wanted to know everybody's reactions...believe me I was shocked when I read it LOL...There's some weird shiznit outthere and believe me I prefer the PLEBA stories

I didn't mean to cause controversy LOL

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[DML]

Yeah....I'm the same way...I would much rather have them jumpin in bed with say...me...not with each other.

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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

IM me: ghettopoptart83

 

[wildhoney22]

Originally posted by DML:
Yeah....I'm the same way...I would much rather have them jumpin in bed with say...me...not with each other.

I agree.... that kind of thing is supposed to turn people on? Yeah... sure



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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Actually it was the first time I had read one of those stories and I just posted it here cos I wanted to know everybody's reactions...believe me I was shocked when I read it LOL...There's some weird shiznit outthere and believe me I prefer the PLEBA stories

I didn't mean to cause controversy LOL

dont worry sweetie, ppl are just reacting to the story.
i don't really like that kinda stuff either, but its out there, so someone must be reading it!

good news though, jess is half way done with her next story, btw..whose starring in it, i kinda lost track?!?


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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
dont worry sweetie, ppl are just reacting to the story.
i don't really like that kinda stuff either, but its out there, so someone must be reading it!

good news though, jess is half way done with her next story, btw..whose starring in it, i kinda lost track?!?

I believe it's Miss Zooropa.

And I second what Maria said-don't feel that way hon about posting that

-it was the first time I had ever read one too. And apparently there are quite a few sites w/ that stuff, so obviously, like Maria said, people are writing/reading it.

 

[WildHonee]

I sent my friend Katie one U2 Porn story. Ou conversation was somethin like this:

KATIE: What're you doing?

MONA: Nothin....

KATIE: Are you on that U2 thing again?

MONA: What? Am I on Bono? WHAT?

KATIE: Foad. [yes, she says that now, lol!] Are you looking up more porn?

MONA: Porn?

KATIE: Yes, like that football thing.

MONA: Rugby?

KATIE: That too.

MONA: BWWAAHAHAHAHAAA

KATIE: O no you ARE looking at porn.

MONA: No it's better today, though. You can also READ porn, y'know. Echo showed this site to me.

KATIE: Bono Porn? EW. He is OLD and GAY. Send me Sting pictures NOW. Where's Larry? Adam WHO? Give me Sting pictures.

MONA: I'm sending you a U2 porn story.

KATIE: This better involve Sting.

after she read it.....

KATIE: Do Edge and Bono really sit around backstage blowing each other?

MONA: I don't know!

KATIE: You SHOULD. You stalk them. Porn porn porn

MONA: Foad. Now I won't send you STing picture

KATIE: Sorry sorry sorry!!
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lol. She was traumatized for a week. She'd rather read about Sting's whole tantric thing.....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

she said "Adam WHO?"

that makes me a little sad.

 

[wildhoney22]

Well, at least she does like Sting.... that's a lot better than my friends

Can't believe she actually asked if Bono & Edge do that. Well, if she has any suspicions of that you won't want her to see this

or it just might push her over the edge

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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*

I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Awwww thanks for understanding girlies *hugs* lol Mona showing your friends U2 porn

Mona: Bono porn *defile* *defile* *defile*



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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Discoteque]

Right on, Mrs. H, I'm an old fashioned gal meself...I love the boys, and I love the way Bono and Edge love each other on stage, even the smooching (you know...in that manly sort of way).

But that Slash crap has gotta go...it's just too much. I don't understand people getting off to that - sorry if *you* do, but to me, it's just plain weird and makes me very uncomfortable. Especially cos we KNOW the guys are *quite* hetero!!!

And I think their wimmin folks might have sumpin to say about all dat!!!

Disco

Originally posted by ms.hewson:
I don't know...call me old fashioned, but I dont understand the obession with u2 slash.

P.S. as an aside, did anyone who went to LA3 think that--or notice that--Bono kissed Edge on his NOSE after UTEOTW???

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-10-2001).]