For a little girl with Spanish Eyes...

[Scottphisto]

I'm such a sap...


Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Empty heart, beat tight as a drum set

Empty love, she'd shine like a song

Wey hey hey, baby hang on (to anything)

Our love shines like rain

In those spanish eyes

Spanish eyes

Wey hey hey, here she comes
She comes in colors

You know she gonna turn the daylight on

'cause I love the way you talk to me

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

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[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 01-29-2002).]

 

[Scottphisto]

And I love the way you walk on me

And I need you more
Oh, than you need me

Our love shines like rain

In those spanish eyes
Spanish eyes

I'll cross the world for green and gold

But it's those Spanish eyes

That get me home...home again

Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Wey hey hey, you know that
The night is young
Dazzled by lights that shine in your eyes

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Hey Scott...

I'm so jealous... I don't have Spanish Eyes like Mona's.

I just have boring ol' hazel brown/green eyes. LOL.

I thought I'd help you out a bit...

One of your pics didn't come through:

'cause I love the way you talk to me

love the picture collage, by the way.

Moonie

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

neeeevermind.

I see you fixed it... Cool picture-thread for Mona.

Moonie

 

[Scottphisto]

I'm standing in the shadows

And wait for the night

Forever in fever, forever in heat

You pick me up to put me out on the street

Wey hey hey, baby hang on, hang on
Wey hey hey, baby hang on, hang on
'cause I love the way you talk to me

And I love the way you're mean to me

And I need you

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[Scottphisto]

Now taking requests.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh Scottphisto, for a second I thought you were talking about me. LOL!!! anyway, this is a cute thread for Mona.


*<---has spanish eyes*

 

[Discoteque]

Awwwww ScottyP! You actually made me teary from that, ya big sap, ya!

Hey, you two (U2?) get married already!

So hey, if you're taking requests...I might as well ask for my namesake song, eh?? Please please purty please?

disco

 

[truecoloursfly]

Scottphisto: the man-slut with the heart of gold.

 

[JennyBean]

((((Scottphisto))))
Thank you! That was great. I love happy elevate your soul kind of things. As the queen of sap I adore these type of threads! Yay!!

~Jen

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by truecoloursfly:
Scottphisto: the man-slut with the heart of gold.

LMAO...the first thing I thought of was ....

ScottPhisto: Man Slut with a difference...

damn I really need to get myself out of the 80s

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[blueeyes]

OMG!!!

That was so sweet. really really nice.
Lucky Mona.

As long as you're taking requests... I'm writing a crappy Yeats essay AND I seem to have fallen off of AOL. I would like one!!! Oh me! Oh me! *Waves hand and jumps up and down*

If you don't mind that is...
-Bluey

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
OMG!!!

That was so sweet. really really nice.
Lucky Mona.

As long as you're taking requests... I'm writing a crappy Yeats essay AND I seem to have fallen off of AOL. I would like one!!! Oh me! Oh me! *Waves hand and jumps up and down*

If you don't mind that is...
-Bluey

Of course, my dear. Any particular song? Lemon? The Fly? Hmm??



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[spinninghead77]

Aaaawww Scottie. You are such a sap, but that's a good thing. Lucky Mona!!!

 

[u2loopy]

WOW Scottphisto, that was awesome!!!

I can hear Mona falling off her computer desk from here!!!

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Work like you don't need to
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like no one is watching

 

[blueeyes]

*Falls off of internet entirely*

"Lemon" or "The Fly"... Hmmm. *sigh* Scotty darling, I leave it to you. You know if I try to decide between them, we'll be here all day and drama will ensue.

I trust your judgement...
*hugs*
-Bluey *Ready to Combust*

 

[icelady]

sweet as sweet can be. Oh to be young again...umm well younger...

Mona - where is Mona, Mona I've missed you

 

[WildHonee]

*BLUUUUUUSH*

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*BLUUUUUUSH*

MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!

*Rubs hands together mischeviously*

My seduction of Mona is nearly complete...

Oh SHITE!! Was that out loud?!?

*Runs and hides in vending machine*



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[WildHonee]

SCOTTPHISTO: *dials phone* Hello, who is this? O, Paul McGuiness. Listen, Big Mac Daddy Pablo G -- I need to speak to Bono.

BONO: Hello?

SCOTT: Hello...this is Mr. SCOTT Phisto.

BONO: ....do you know what TIME it is here?

SCOTT: Listen, I need two things from you.

BONO: Em....my soul and all my organs already belong to Mon--

SCOTT: No no no. First I need you to swing by and take Mona to prom in a few months.

BONO: I'll have to ask my wife.

SCOTT: And write a song about Angelina Lips. That's all. I just called....to say.....I love you...

BONO: *hangs up* Wanker.

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

There's a Heaven above you, baby....

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
*Falls off of internet entirely*

"Lemon" or "The Fly"... Hmmm. *sigh* Scotty darling, I leave it to you. You know if I try to decide between them, we'll be here all day and drama will ensue.

I trust your judgement...
*hugs*
-Bluey *Ready to Combust*

Hmm...or you can combine the two to form...

LEMONFLY!!! FLY, WITH THE DELIGHTFUL SCENT OF LEMON!!!

Or something...


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

He's prettier than you think...

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.

Voted Most Likely To Be Responsible For Unexplained Disappearances Of Women's Clothing

 

[blueeyes]

LEMONFLY?

Bring. It. On.

Does it polish furniture? *pictures "buffing" floor with LEMONFLY*

*swoons*

-Bluey

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
And I love the way you walk on me

LMAO I just noticed this pic.

OMD Did anyone else see "A Walk to Remember?" I SAW IT TODAY AND I CRIED LIKE A MORON. OK onward.

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened