Food Poisoning ... need ... shiny ... things ...

[bluephisto]

I think I ate some funky McDonald's last nite because I was up until 8:30 am being a fountain of ... funky McDonald's.

*whimper*

Distract me!

 

[FallingStar]

O_O

 

[hippy]

mmmmmmm MAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE



*waves a shiny piece of tin foil*

Well, how am I supposed to compete with MACKIE for badness sake!

 

[bluephisto]

Hurrah! *claps and jumps up and down* Some shiny Mackie pics! And a Hippy post!

*one arm around Mackie, one arm around Hippy*

There, a devil AND an angel!

*turns green*
Oh dear. Umm ...

*fever*
*shakes*

So who wants to hold my hair back this time? Mackie? Hippy?

*runs to bathroom*

 

[hippy]

hippy: *holds back Bluey's hair*

Mackie: *readjusts horns* Well, you didn't think *I* was going to hold back your hair, did you dahlink?

hippy: *rolls eyes* I should have been a devil....


The Fly: *sings MW while gyrating around* On your knees boy!


(I swear I don't know how he got into your bathroom, Bluey... Scott won't be jealous, will he? )

*hug* Feel better!

 

[bluephisto]

*looks up from toliet*

Scott? Jealous? Nah. I thought I was feeling better but then I ate some pizza that the aforementioned boyfriend made for me and things are looking queasy again.

*sings*
It's not easy being green...

Thanks for holding my hair back, hipster. *glare to MacPhisto* Anyone NOT DOING ANYTHING productive can get me a gingerale if they want to ... HINT HINT HINTY MC HINT HINT!

Oh god, Fly stop jumping around like that you're making me ...

 

[bluephisto]

P.s. Hippy, for being my executive assistant in reguritation, someone wants to give you a little reward.

*adam, clad in a sarong and coconut bra, belly dances into the bathroom holding a dozen roses for Hippy*

Adam: Did someone order a wiggling telegram? Is *checks the piece of paper in his hand* Hippy here?

 

[hippy]

P.s. Hippy, for being my executive assistant in reguritation, someone wants to give you a little reward.

*adam, clad in a sarong and coconut bra, belly dances into the bathroom holding a dozen roses for Hippy*

Adam: Did someone order a wiggling telegram? Is *checks the piece of paper in his hand* Hippy here?

Seriously.... COME TO MAMA BIG BOY!

oh wait... I'm supposed to be the angel here....

*runs to the mirror*

But dahlinks... the horns look so much better....

Adam: Excuse me... are you going to be needing....

hippy: HELL YES!

feel better bluey!

 

[Stories for Boys]

 

[hippy]

< ~~~ giggling hysterically

 

[bluephisto]

Lol.

Adam is here to serve.

Feeling a little better now, but still queasy.

gah.

 

[bluephisto]

BTW ... NICE work on that pic stories!

It's disturbing ... but ... oddly ...

anyway.

*pictures MacPhisto in a coconut bra*

*shudder*

 

[bluephisto]

P.s.

*counts*

Hippy, me, Fly, mackie, adam and stories ... that is a LOT of people in this bathroom. I need to renovate or someone needs to ...

*Paul McGuinness bursts in through the wall like the Kool Aid Man!*

Paul: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*sigh*

This isn't even my apt.

 

[bluephisto]

 

[hippy]

*shoots Kool Aid out nose*

You don't happen to be a fan of Dane Cook, do you Bluey?

 

[hippy]

Hippy, me, Fly, mackie, adam and stories ... that is a LOT of people in this bathroom. I need to renovate or someone needs to ...

*takes Adam outside*

Two less people.... well... and Paul

 

[bluephisto]

Thanks Hippy,

Now I'm vomiting alone with a demon, a rockstar and a cross between Drew Carey and the Kool Aid man.

Lol I have never heard of Dane Cook. Who is he?

*resumes blowing chunks*

*Paul McG holds my hair back*

 

[hippy]

ewwwww you're gross! lol


Dane Cook... yes... he's a stand-up comedian and one of his bits is about the Kool Aid man

he's a very funny guy

http://www.danecook.com/

lol he's got clips up on his site... the Kool Aid one is #12 called "Un-Kool-Aid"

Mayhap it will make you laugh... though projectile vomiting and laughing may not go together too well....

 

[Stories for Boys]

what are you saying?

Now I'm vomiting alone with a demon, a rockstar and a cross between Drew Carey and the Kool Aid man

i thought i was in there...and i'm not a demon...nor a rockstar...

 

[bluephisto]

Umm... You'll always be a rockstar to me .....

*smooth criminal*

 

[Stories for Boys]

BAHAHAhaha!

watch your back

 

[bluephisto]

That's what the monkey is there for ... right?

 

[bluephisto]

AND NOW AN UPDATE FROM PNN, the PLEBA NEWS NETWORK. HERE, LIVE ON LOCATION IS THE EDGE.

Edge: *looks around* Am I on? *Blushes* Oh! Okay! *straightens up* This is The Edge reporting for the *whispers* PLEBA News Network.

Larry: *Working the camera* Why are you whispering? Speak up fecknut.

Edge: *whispering* If I say PLEBA too loud, Bono starts undressing. We think someone put some freaky chip in him that makes him do that.

Larry: Yeah. On with it.

Edge: Oh. I'm reporting live from Bluey's bathroom where reports have it that-

Larry: You said report almost twice in a row.

Edge: *sigh* Can I just finish this?

Larry: Hurry up. I'm due for a Moob wax in five minutes.

Edge: *sigh* I'm outside of Bluey's bathroom where ... eyewitnesses claim that it's been a full twenty four hours since she's thrown up. Let's move in a little closer. *Puts on a battle helmet and flak jacket and slowly opens the bathroom door to reveal a huge party going on with balloons, streamers, snake dancers, Fly, Mac, STORIES FOR BOYS, Hippy, Adam and Bluey who is not barfing.* I'll try and talk to someone on the scene here ... excuse me, you in the leather. *Pulls aside Fly*

Fly: YEAH!?

Edge: So is it true?

Fly: Yeah, MacPhisto is actually Bea Arthur in crappy drag. It's all true.

Edge: No, I mean has it been 24 hours since the last reguritation incident?

Fly: Oh, THAT! Yeah! We're all relieved. For a while there it was pretty messy, reminded me of the Zoo Loo back in '93!!! Man ...

Edge: *cutting him off* We don't need to know anything about that-

Fly: I remember YOU praying to the porcelian god once or-

Edge: *Cuts him off again* There you have it, 24 hours since the last vomit, we're all relieved. This has been Edge for the PLEBA news-

Fly: PLEBA? *starts stripping* WOO HOOO! FREE WILLY!

Larry: OH for the love of-

*camera goes black*

 

[hippy]

IT'S LIKE THE OLD DAYS!!!!!


And I'm glad you're feeling better, bluey, dahlink!

 

[Stories for Boys]

BAHAHA!

for everyone not there....let's just say that the camera going black was where the fun began

 

[hippy]

omd... so I'm going to start using "fecknut" cause it's so damn great


mind if I quote you, bluey? (btw, you made the AIM profile too )


edit: bahahahahaha! I just noticed that Edge calls himself "The Edge"

 

[bluephisto]

DUMB question:

What is the AIM profile?

 

[Stories for Boys]

aol instant messenger...you can make a profile and so if people hit the "get info" button for you they see whatever nonsense you shove in there...for example, mine has lyrics to a song that i love...

 

[SamanthaPuff]

Bluey, sorry you got sick Good to see you around though!

McDonald's always had made me sick Don't you want to sue them for 2 million dollars like the lady with the hot coffee?

 

[FallingStar]

i had to check the date for making sure that this isn't a thread from the old days.