EDGE PARTS! (at last): The Facial Hair

[WildHonee]

Some claim he stencils on his goatee...

Any evidence for either argument?

*steps back and lets the girls go at it*

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~*Mona*~
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

"Your girl leans over and says, 'Daddy, can you turn that radio up any louder?'" ~Bruce~

DREAM OUT LOUD

 

[Gina Marie]

Edge's goatee is so PERFECT-stencil or not.

As long as he never lets it get like this...

 

[WildHonee]

OK I'll start:

THE INCREDIABLE EDIBLE EDGE!!!

Hm. The first one looks un-stenciled.

The second one looks like the kids were connecting dots around Edge's mouth

heehee *stencil*

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~*Mona*~
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

"Your girl leans over and says, 'Daddy, can you turn that radio up any louder?'" ~Bruce~

DREAM OUT LOUD

 

[Gina Marie]

Check out this one-he looks almost 'goateeless'!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Check out this one-he looks almost 'goateeless'!!

OMG! Maybe he just sticks it on in the morning, like they're contacts or something!

Larry: Whar's me buttons?!

Edge: Em...where's my goatee?

Bono: Whar's the Elevated Boner thread? Feck feck and double feck. Edge, help me bump it!

Edge: *bluuuuuush* I beg your pardon?

Bono: Help me bump the thread!

Edge: Oh, yes...the thread...of course....*ahem*

Larry: So, to make the button go through the button hole, I jutst poke it through, right?

Edge: Well, you have to post to bump it...

Bono: Oh...

Larry: Take a post? To me button? Well, I have this sharp pointy object....*rummages through silverware drawer*

Adam: My SPOON!!!!!

Larry: Ah, a knife. *pokes at button*

Button: *flies away*

Larry:! FECK IT ALL TO--

Bono: Edge, you're looking awfully...smooth today....much like Lawrence.

Edge: What? Oh..*bluuuuuuuuush* Well, you see I lost my...goatee....and...well....

Bono: Check the corner -- it's probably there with Lawrence's buttons--

Larry: -- and Bono's youth! Har dee har har!!

Bono:...and Lawrence's sense of humor...


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~*Mona*~
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

"Your girl leans over and says, 'Daddy, can you turn that radio up any louder?'" ~Bruce~

DREAM OUT LOUD

 

[FallDownJulie]

YAY!! and Edge Parts thread!!!

YAY!! another Mona Story!!!


*stencil*

HEY!!!-------------->

with this pic, can't you picture him singing The Wanderer?? lol!

*dramatic change from falsetto*

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[WildHonee]

*bump*in' it for Echo.

Your Edge parts have been delivered! Handle with care! Oh my...

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes

Don't want to stay the same....

Smother me or mother me
I like to feel this incomplete

 

[Winter Halcyon]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

Oh no.. I am scared!!!!



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Winter Halcyon
U2 in ELEVATION

U2 pictures album
http://community.webshots.com/user/winter_halcyon

Bono L.E.A.T.H.E.R. Club

 

[Gina Marie]

Juat another sexy Edge goatee-uh huh-take charge of me honey...

 

[Discoteque]

Hey! it's Wedge doing his "eager beaver" impression, complete with the teeth thing!

Hey Reg - I just picked up some mascara today (waterproof for all the crying with joy I'm going to be doing in Vegas and LA!) that would work GREAT on the gray in your beard!

*loves the salt-n-peppa look on Edge no matter WHAT...hottie boomba lottie!!*

p.s. is that Rob Zombie in that pic? YIKES. PHREAK!


[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 11-05-2001).]

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol, Disco!

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

 

[Winter Halcyon]

LOL @ Disco..

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Winter Halcyon
U2 in ELEVATION

U2 pictures album
http://community.webshots.com/user/winter_halcyon

Bono L.E.A.T.H.E.R. Club

 

[Echo]

Well, this is just great. Now I gotta go put "Stencil" in the Glossary.

Oh yes, and THANK YOU MONA!

It's good to know someone's lookin' out for my hormones.


-Echo


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[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-05-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


Your Edge parts have been delivered! Handle with care! Oh my...

*Echo retrieves package from doorstep*

ECHO: (Reading) "Contents - One Edge." Hmmm...

*Echo brings box into house and unwraps it.*

ECHO: (Reading) "Some assembly required"....okay, that shouldnt be too hard...I mean, difficult....

*Echo removes random parts from the box: an arm, a goatee, a foot, an earring, a Bedazzler...*

ECHO: (Reading) "All pieces are fully interlocking. Simply insert the...the uh, knobs...into the slots..."

...This is going to be more fun than I thought.


-Echo

(More to come...so to speak...once Echo has her Edge fully assembled.)

 

[Discoteque]

What?! there wasn't a beanie in that "do Edg--er, IT yourself" kit??? Perish the thought...it wouldn't be complete without it! And don't forget the green eyeballs and mini-guitar!

for the glossary: Hottie Boomba Lottie - meaning over th etop hotness nearly to the level of *combust* !

Originally posted by Echo:

*Echo retrieves package from doorstep*

ECHO: (Reading) "Contents - One Edge." Hmmm...

*Echo brings box into house and unwraps it.*

ECHO: (Reading) "Some assembly required"....okay, that shouldnt be too hard...I mean, difficult....

*Echo removes random parts from the box: an arm, a goatee, a foot, an earring, a Bedazzler...*

ECHO: (Reading) "All pieces are fully interlocking. Simply insert the...the uh, knobs...into the slots..."

...This is going to be more fun than I thought.


-Echo

(More to come...so to speak...once Echo has her Edge fully assembled.)

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
What?! there wasn't a beanie in that "do Edg--er, IT yourself" kit??? Perish the thought...it wouldn't be complete without it!

Hey, whaddaya want from me? That post had a Bedazzler joke AND two Elevation references in it. You people are just greedy.

-Echo

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"Master, I am in great distress! The sprits I have conjured up I now cannot get rid of!" -Goethe

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

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The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

*Echo retrieves package from doorstep*

ECHO: (Reading) "Contents - One Edge." Hmmm...

*Echo brings box into house and unwraps it.*

ECHO: (Reading) "Some assembly required"....okay, that shouldnt be too hard...I mean, difficult....

*Echo removes random parts from the box: an arm, a goatee, a foot, an earring, a Bedazzler...*

ECHO: (Reading) "All pieces are fully interlocking. Simply insert the...the uh, knobs...into the slots..."

lol!
*cannot even begin to FATHOM the innuendo of the Edge package*



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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[WildHonee]

Lol, and Larry the tin soldier drummer boy...

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes

Love me, Give me Soul

"Mmm...unexplained bacon" ~Homer Simpson~

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[Discoteque]

He was still playing with the kitten. I was suprised that an automaton could be so gentle w/a small animal, and that the kitten wasn't scared at all.

Well...this IS Animatronic EDGE we're talking about, innit?

He's just got that sweet, gentle side....*hugs animatronic Edge*

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
Well...this IS Animatronic EDGE we're talking about, innit?

He's just got that sweet, gentle side....*hugs animatronic Edge*

Hey, you watch where you put those hands...this is MY sweet gentle Animatronic Edge!

In fact, its going in my sig right now.
Come along, Edge, help me fix my sig...

*Animatronic Edge rises and follows, kitten in hands.*


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*Echo*

Proud Owner of the Animatronic Edge!

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"Master, I am in great distress! The sprits I have conjured up I now cannot get rid of!" -Goethe

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation! http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-07-2001).]

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Lol, and Larry the tin soldier drummer boy...

LOL!!

why men shouldn't drum and sing at the same time. hee hee!

cripes! everyone'll think i'm nuts. no idea what we're talkin about.

oh, well!

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Echo:

*Echo retrieves package from doorstep*

ECHO: (Reading) "Contents - One Edge." Hmmm...

*Echo brings box into house and unwraps it.*

ECHO: (Reading) "Some assembly required"....okay, that shouldnt be too hard...I mean, difficult....

*Echo removes random parts from the box: an arm, a goatee, a foot, an earring, a Bedazzler...*

ECHO: (Reading) "All pieces are fully interlocking. Simply insert the...the uh, knobs...into the slots..."

...This is going to be more fun than I thought.


-Echo

(More to come...so to speak...once Echo has her Edge fully assembled.)

*BUMP*

OMG I had a dream about my Animatronic Edge!

I dreamt I was walking by this music shop and I looked in the window and there was this Edge robot on display!

He was very realistic; life-size, looked like he was Joshua Tree-era, with the long hair and all. But he had no hat, poor guy. The only thing that really gave away that he was an android was that his movements were rally robotic. Anyway, he was sitting in this chair by the window, playing with a kitten!
I joined a crowd that had gathered by the window outside to watch him. People seemed amazed by the Animatronic Edge. I went in the shop itself and pretended to be interested in the merchandise, the whole time watching Robo-Edge out of the corner of my eye. He was still playing with the kitten. I was suprised that an automaton could be so gentle w/ a small animal, and that the kitten wasn't scared at all.

-Echo

*Sets her Animatronic Edge down next to Cardboard Adam.* You boys play nice now...


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"Master, I am in great distress! The sprits I have conjured up I now cannot get rid of!" -Goethe

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono

Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165