Edge and Chuck Norris- lookalikes

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Sorry there probably already is a lookalikes thread around somewhere- if so feel free to merge but does anyone else think the similarities between Edge and Chuck Norris are uncanny?? :whistle:



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  • If you have five dollars and The Edge has five dollars, The Edge has more money than you.
  • There is no 'ctrl' button on The Edge's computer. The Edge is always in control.
  • Apple pays The Edge 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • The Edge is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • The Edge destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • The Edge can kill two stones with one bird.
 
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with The Edge:shifty:.
 
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