Echo's Kitchen Disaster

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Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
lol~ i WAS going to have larry suggest that you and bono were in the loo such a long time because maybe you and Phona were tag-teaming him, but out of the idea that these "activites" were going on and there were 3 people invoved, i was afraid the idea might wander to overly-raunchy areas.
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lol Echo was force feeding me her tainted macaroni, and I snorted it up my brain laughin!!!!


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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
A ZIPPER for Larry!! Pure genius!! Wonder how he'll manage to break that. He has no hair on his chest to catch in the zipper so he should be alright.
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~Honey

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If you dream,
Dream out loud
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
A ZIPPER for Larry!! Pure genius!! Wonder how he'll manage to break that. He has no hair on his chest to catch in the zipper so he should be alright.
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~Honey

lol!!!!! What if he catches his babysmooooooooth skin in it?
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oooo how about a tearaway shirt to match his pants?


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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
lol Echo was force feeding me her tainted macaroni, and I snorted it up my brain laughin!!!!


That is a LIE! My Tainted-Macaroni-Force-Feeding Machine isnt even fully operational yet!

But when it is...


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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

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Originally posted by WildHonee:
OK
lemmee get this straight...

MissVelvetDress is having a 2some with RealAdam and FakeAdam



Wow, I haven't checked this thread all day, and I come back to find out that I am now in 2 some with Charred Adam and Real Adam...WOW! This is getting better by the minute! I guess I found out what where the "other spoons" can hang from!* LOL!
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I am going to have pleasant dreams tonight...I had a nice dream last night about Larry, so I guess I can have a nice one about Sparky tonight.
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Originally posted by WildHonee:

lol!!!!! What if he catches his babysmooooooooth skin in it?
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oooo how about a tearaway shirt to match his pants?



tear-away shirt, button up shirt. it's all the same
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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"
 
Originally posted by Echo:

That is a LIE! My Tainted-Macaroni-Force-Feeding Machine isnt even fully operational yet!

But when it is...
lol!
OMG! o no!!!!!!!

*Boner and Moaner hide, fully armed with cans of cranberry sauce and, er...loaded zucchinis* O my....

LARRY: feck it all to heck. How d'you work the zipper? Mona?

MONA: What makes you think I know?

EDGE: *bluuuuuuusssssh*

EDGEBOT: animatronic *bluuuuuuuusssshhh*

BONO: *falls down* Ouch I landed on a zucchini.....

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
*Animatronic Edge cowers behind Echo*

Echo: Don't worry, sweetie, it's only your prototype. He won't hurt you.

Edge: Prototype?

Echo: Well, sure. Every machine has to have something to be modeled from. How else do you know where to make improvements?

Edge: Improvements?

Echo: Humans are flawed creatures, Mr. Edge...robots are the custom-made wave of the future.

Larry: Hmm...you know she's right...look at the hairline on the Animatronic Edge...

Echo: *Sheepish grin*

Edge: *scowl* Frankly, I'm insulted.

Echo: I figured you would be. That's why I built a robot. He's programmed not to ever be insulted.

*Animatronic Edge smiles.*

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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

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MONA: Edge is imperfect?

BONO: Yes, all people are....

MONA: Except for you...

BONO: Well...YEAH...of course

*INNUENDO*

lol this is like a scene from "A.I" Love that movie. Jude Law is a hot tamale

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
Julie: The Edge? Imperfect?? Noooo..... *runs to edge and buries face in his chest*

*door of the loo swings open*

*a burst of steam billows out, and out from the steam, steps Bono(now dressed in a deep red silk smoking jacket and holding a pipe) and the disheveled Mona*

Mona: Whew! Your turn, Larry.

Edge and A. Edge: WHAAAAAT?? *bluuuuush*

Mona: for the BATHROOM!

Bono: anymore cookies left over?

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"
 
Haha girls!!! cookies and such...
*sings Boner of a lonely heart!*

I want in on the story! I can, just...watch. I'll be cardboard if it pleases you!
 
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I was laughing so hard!!!! Let me contribute a part to this story.

*Mullen-Girl follows the trail of buttons and runs into Larry*

MullenGirl: Hey Larry need a hand with that wax eh *wink wink*

Larry:*thinks* Lord help me I think she might attack. *says* Um no that's ok *snarl*

MullenGirl: Awwww c'mon Larry pleeeeeeeeeease

Larry:*snarl* *snort* NO!

*MullenGirl pouts and goes into the kitchen to eat some cookies, walks by the restroom and sees Mona and Bono and screams*

MullenGirl: AY AY AY!!!! My virgin eyessssss!

Mona: Will you shut that door please! God we can't get any privacy!

*MullenGirl walks into the kitchen and sees Larry's Pop Angel outside the window and opens it saying*

MullenGirl: You know girlie if you try the door you might be able to get inside *giggle*

Larry's Pop Angel: Oh yeeeeeeeeah

*MullenGirl looks at Echo who is with AE and Edge*

MullenGirl: Hey guys *waves at them and walks to the counter and opens a drawer looking for a spoon to mix her coffee with*

MullenGirl: Where are the spoons???? Adam did you get into the drawers again???

Adam:*grin* I'm innocent I tell you

MullenGirl: Yeah right

*takes a seat near the restroom where she can see Larry take off his shirt*

MullenGirl:*whispering* yeah take it all off baby *giggle*

Larry:*gasp* *snarl* What are you looking at?

MullenGirl:*giggles nervously* Oh um nothing *says under her breath* Just you you hot and sexy mofo growl

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Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band

Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?

LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.
 
Originally posted by FallDownJulie:

*door of the loo swings open*

*a burst of steam billows out, and out from the steam, steps Bono(now dressed in a deep red silk smoking jacket and holding a pipe) and the disheveled Mona*

Mona: Whew! Your turn, Larry.

Edge and A. Edge: WHAAAAAT?? *bluuuuush*

Mona: for the BATHROOM!
LOL!!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

Mona: Will you shut that door please! God we can't get any privacy!

Bono: sure, honey. i think there's an empty room upstairs.

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MullenGirl: Where are the spoons???? Adam did you get into the drawers again???

Edge & A.Edge: *Bluuuuuuuush*


LOL!!! i couldn't help my self there!!! good job, mullen-girl!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"
 
I am giggling like a moron at the thought of Bono calling me 'honey'

teeheeheee! <---Mona giggling. SERIOUSLY! Not even

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
Larry: [in loo] *riiip* yeeouch! *riiiip* yow! *riiiip!*

Larry's Pop Angel: *drools whilst holding ear to the door*

Mullen Girl: *siiiigh* he's SO sexy. [larry: *riiip!* yyyyyeouch!!] isn't that one of the most romantic things you've ever heard?? *faint*

*rest of the room look at each other, shrugs*

Adam(non-cardboard version): can i make a pie? or a casserole? can i? can i?

Bono: say no! he just wants an excuse to collect more spoons for his nest!

Mona: but, Bonobaby! he was going to make pie!!!

Bono: oh! right then, pie is good.

Echo: ok, ok. here's the sugar, some apples... oh! we need flour. i'm going to the basement to get some. two rules while i'm gone: 1) *seeing Edge eye the Edge-bot with that look in his eyes* do NOT leave Edge and my Edge-bot unattended together. i want my animatronic Edge to remain in ONE piece. if he gets antsy, he can dissect my toaster. 2) do not leave Bono alone with the sugar. we'll be needing that for the pie. infact, here: *pulls out a box of sugar cubes, which Bono and Mona run off into a corner with*

Adam: can i start yet? can i? *bounces with excitement*

Echo: in a minute! keep your shirt on!

Adam: aw
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. what about me pants? do they have to stay on too?

whole room: *simultaniously* YES! (with the excepting of MissVelvetDress shouting "NO!")

Adam: Phoo. *pout*

*A. Edge has discovered where the stamps are kept and has begun to apply them to his kitten*

Edge: OH NO!!!

Julie: what? what is it?

Edge: i can't find me Goldfish!!

Julie: *whew* they're right here. don't worry.

Edge: goody! *grin* *munch* *munch*

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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"

[This message has been edited by FallDownJulie (edited 11-12-2001).]
 
bleedin funniest stuff on this page today:

Originally posted by mocool12:
*sings Boner of a lonely heart!*

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*A. Edge has discovered where the stamps are kept and has begun to apply them to his kitten*


Bwahahahaha..."Boner of a lonely heart!" GUFFAW!!!!
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(good one Mccool)
 
Originally posted by mocool12:

*sings Boner of a lonely heart!*


Hee hee.

Boner of a lonely heart...
Boner of a lonely heart...
(Much better if you)
Grope him when you're in the Heart...

*Sigh.* Where's Tim Rice when you need him.



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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Never argue with someone who buys ink by the gallon." -Tommy Lasorda

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono


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The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
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ECHO: (Upon her return) OH NO! Edge what have you done!

(Animatronic Edge looks down at his stamp-covered kitten. He looks back up at Echo w/ puppy-dog eyes, which she regrets having programmed into him becuase she cannot resist them.)

ECHO: Oh, sweetie, that's like five dollars worth of stamps! And how are we ever gonna...(She takes the kitten from him and tries to peel a stamp from its fur. The kitten yowls.) Oh dear they'll never come off...(she goes to the bathroom and retrieves an electric razor.) Now you know what I have to do, Edge?

(Animatronic Edge nods solemnly.)

ECHO: Maybe this will teach you not to cover the kitty with stamps.

(Echo shaves the stamp-ridden hair off the kitten. She hands it back to Edge, completely hairless. Animatronic Edge hugs the poor kitten and pouts...as real Edge laughs hysterically at his counterpart's misfortune.)

ECHO: (Shaking head) It'll take FOREVER for the hair to grow back...

LARRY: (Enters kitchen) I know, that's the point! (Runs hand across smoooooth chest) Wow, that stuff really did the trick. Feel that!

(Larry is tackled by six hundred women.)


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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Never argue with someone who buys ink by the gallon." -Tommy Lasorda

"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
 
lol!!! OMG! Echo~ sooo funni!

aw! poor A. Edge!
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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"
 
ADAM: *begins pie* em, *whilst stirring* how do you make a pie?

EDGE: well, it's most commonly rounded to 3.14, but if you want the real deal it'll be.... 3.14159265355820974944-

ADAM: pardon my Larry-ese, but FOAD, man! pie, p-i-E!

EDGE: *blush* oh, sorry.

ECHO: Edge! come get your kitten! it's licking the butter again!
 
[not exactly related to story]

*The Edge asking a girl out*

Edge: *holding scribbled on pieces of paper and notecards* *ahem* em, Julie? I- I wanted to ask you something. *reads* I know I'm not a young man, I'm not a handsome man, I'm not a wealthy man, I'm not a outgoing man, I'm not a funny man, I'm not a gingerbread man, I'm not a...


[hee hee! i had to put my name in there~ it was calling to me!
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[the point? oh, i saw this on Cheers the other night. it was the old man's proposal. i thought it was cute and i could picture the edge doing it]


btw, my short little clip of a story above was prematurely sent, i'm just too tired right now to add or go back and edit it. i'm literally falling asleep in my chair. i'll add more later!
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story's awesome so far! thought i'd shout out to the authors: Echo, Mona, MissVelvetDress, Mullen-Girl, and such!
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~MoonPhisto*

"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"
 
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