Dialectize PLEBA !!!

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LMAO!!!!!! From my thread:

I gots some geetar last Monday. Slap mah fro!...so far ah' can play "Knockin on Heaven's Doo'" wid likes 10 minute pauses between de cho'd changes; and if ah' strum some random cho'd and scream PANAMA well dat could be beat.

ANYWAYS I'm digtin' Grammy fever. Ah be baaad... Fa' de ppl who loved me (*crickets*) I'm here. Fa' de ppl who duzn't.....EAT BONO THIGH! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!

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O YEAH YEAH YEAH
I got a geetar last Monday....so far I can play "Knockin on 'eaven's Door" wiv like 10 minute pauses between the chuffin' chord changes; and if I strum a random chord and scream PANAMA well that could be song, init?

ANYWAYS I'm gettin' Grammy fever. Fer the bloody ppl 'oo luvff me (*crickets*) I'm 'ere. Fer the bloomin' ppl 'oo don't.....EAT BONO THIGH! Right!! Oi!! Oi!

LMAO

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~*Mona*~
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LOVE me, give me SOUL

Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"I...I had a one night stand with the Discoteque video" ~Mona
The Man Corral
 
HAAA! Here's a Bono quote from TIME.com:

"'S coo', bro. "I's gots'ta be not willin' t'cut up on de Republicans," he said uh his effo'ts t'convert da damn Congressmen on debt relief and increased aid t'Africa. WORD! "Dey're tough, but dey're willin' t'listen. 'S coo', bro."

Paul O'Neill on Bono:

O'Neill changed his mind. "He's some serious sucka'. He cares deeply about dese issues, and ya' know whut? He knows some lot about dem. WORD!"

When Bono was in the bathroom too long:

Afta' 15 minutes, guitarist da damn Edge, who adopts some kind, paternalistic role toward his childhood homey and band mate, glances toward da damn badroom and says nervously, "Bono's allergic t'red wine." Sho' man enough, Bono gots passed out on de badroom floo'. U2's deputy manager, Sheila Roche, be unconcerned and continues sippin' ha' drink. Ya' know? "He's probably plum takin' some nap. Jes hang loose, brud. He's an 'sellent nappuh'," she says.

LOL!




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"No, I will not do the snake dance for you!"
~Bono

There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
 
Lyrics from Stuck:

I neva' dought ya' wuz some honkyfool
But darlin' look at ya'
You's gots'ta stand down straight
Carry yo' own weight
Dese tears is goin' nowhere baby



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"No, I will not do the snake dance for you!"
~Bono

There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
 
LMAO ! Preach it loud, bruddah! Yeah dude dis shit be funny indeed! Right on! Where be elizabed fo' de JIBE rap? You's know she'd love it! Right on!

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De wind gots'ta crack in winta' time
No rapped wo'ds, plum a scream


Mah' Lair

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I like the JIVE one best!!
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All Dat You's Can't Leave Behind

Tracks, dig dis:
Fine Day (4:06)
Stuck in some Moment You's Can't Get Out Of (4:32)
Elevashun (3:46)
Walk On (4:55)
Kite (4:23)
In some Little While (3:37)
Wild Honey (3:45)
Peace on Eard (4:46)
When ah' Look at da damn Wo'ld (4:15)
New Yo'k (5:28)
Grace (5:31)

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Pop

Tracks, dig dis:
Discodeque (5:19)
Do You's Feel Loved (5:07)
Mofo (5:47)
If God Gots'ta Send His Angels (5:22)
Starin' at da damn Sun (4:37)
Last Night on Eard (4:46)
Gone (4:27)
Miami (4:53)
De Playboy Mansion (4:41)
If You's Wear Dat Velvet Dress (5:15)
Please (5:02)
Wake Down Wasted Man (4:52)

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Zoo'opa

Tracks, dig dis:
Zoo'opa (6:30)
Babyface (4:00)
Numb (4:18)
Lemon (6:56)
Stay (Faraway, So's Close! Right on!) (4:58)
Big Daddy's Gonna Pay Fo' Yo' Crashed Car (5:19)
Some Days Are Betta' Dan Oders (4:15)
De Fust Time (3:45)
Dirty Day (5:24)
De Wanderer (4:44)

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Youse dangerous 'cause youse honest
Youse dangerous, ya' duzn't know whut ya' wants'
Well ya' left mah' heart empty as some vacant lot
Fo' any spirit t'haunt


Hey Jollyman hey sha la la
Hey Jollyman hey


Youse an accident waitin' t'happen
Youse some piece uh glass left dere on de beach
Well ya' tell me doodads ah' know youse not supposed to
Den ya' leave me plum out uh reach


Hey Jollyman hey sha la la
Hey Jollyman hey sha la la


Who's gonna ride yo' wild ho'ses
Who's gonna drown in yo' blue sea
Who's gonna ride yo' wild ho'ses
Who's gonna fall at da damn foot uh dee


Well ya' stole it 'cause ah' needed da damn cash
And ya'wasted it 'cause ah' wants'ed revenge
Well ya' lied t'me 'cause ah' ax'ed ya' to
Baby, kin we still be homeys


Hey Jollyman hey sha la la
Hey Jollyman hey sha la la


Who's gonna ride yo' wild ho'ses
Who's gonna drown in yo' blue sea
Who's gonna ride yo' wild ho'ses
Who's gonna fall at da damn foot uh dee


Oh, de deepuh' ah' spin
Oh, de hunta' gots'ta sin fo' yo' ivo'y skin
Took some roll in de dirty rain
To some place where da damn wind calls yo' dojigger
Unda' de trees de riva' laughin' at ya' and me
Hallelujah, heavens honky rose
De doo's ya' open
I plum can't close


Duzn't turn around, duzn't turn around again
Duzn't turn around, yo' gypsy heart
Duzn't turn around, duzn't turn around again
Duzn't turn around, and duzn't look back
Come on now love, duzn't ya' look back


Who's gonna ride yo' wild ho'ses
Who's gonna drown in yo' blue sea
Who's gonna taste yo' salt booze kisses
Who's gonna snatch de place uh me


Who's gonna ride yo' wild ho'ses
Who's gonna tame da damn heart uh dee

LMAO
 
Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
HAAA! Here's a Bono quote from TIME.com:

"'S coo', bro. "I's gots'ta be not willin' t'cut up on de Republicans," he said uh his effo'ts t'convert da damn Congressmen on debt relief and increased aid t'Africa. WORD! "Dey're tough, but dey're willin' t'listen. 'S coo', bro."


WORD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:

Fine Day (4:06)

Wake Down Wasted Man (4:52)

Stay (Faraway, So's Close! Right on!) (4:58)

Baby, kin we still be homeys

Hallelujah, heavens honky rose
De doo's ya' open
I plum can't close


My favorites. Yeah, the "jive" dialectizer is definitely best!
 
Originally posted by Discoteque:
*snerk*
er, Disco... where did you get "*snerk*"? I share that with a BB far removed from this one, and haven't seen it anywhere else... the dialectician in me is most intrigued
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Deb D



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I wanna walk with you on an unapproved road

the greatest frontman in the world - by truecoloursfly: http://www.atu2.com/news/article.src?ID=1575
 
Hmm.. Dialectizer + Big Girls Are Best
Jive:
As long as de night be colo'ed
Blue and brother
Oh yeah yeah yeah
As long as youse on yo' knees
And she's not on ha' back
Oh yeah yeah yeah

She kin taste every sensashun
She's gots some smile
Like salvashun
She's gots some baby
A baby at ha' breast
She walk likes she rap
Big goats is best

Cockney:
She's got a baby
A baby at 'er breast
She ball of chalk like she rabbit and pork
Big girls are best


okay, that's the best of them
goats?
 
Originally posted by Discoteque:
Miss Z you probably don't know the Swedish Chef, he is a Muppet (like Kermit and Miss Piggy).
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He has a fake Swedish accent and makes lame attempts to cook something in his "kitchen." Here's one of his "dumplings of wisdom":

?der tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, y?obetcha!

which means in English:

The colored noodle that you used to smack my head really hurt and I'm thinking of smacking you back to fix that, you betcha!


He was also fond of going "bork bork bork" which, to American ears, sounds hilarious. I don't know what it means, it's just funny.

It makes me giggle *snerk!* (Deb!)
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I know about him and he has a swedish accent, maybe a bit over worked though. My post was a joke, that is how most swedes sounds when they speak english. LOL it sounds VERY funny, very swedish I guess.... I only hope that I don't sound like that but I guess I am.
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ROFL!!! I loveth this Dialectizer!

I love my sig when it's been run through the Dialectizer
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ALOTWU! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!

"Dis be very un-hip, ya' know, havin' de bleedin' heart here...I've some reputashun t'live waaay down to. 'S coo', bro." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE! Right on!




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ALOTWU!!!!

"This is very un-hip, you know, having the bleeding heart here...I've a reputation to live down to." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 

LOL Don't recognize this accent at all. *shakes head*
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Lemonboy, do you? Have you ever heard any of your swedish mates, or your parents talk like this?? I haven't, don't know where they got this from.
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"U2 on it?s own is a very interesting group and all. But U2 with it?s audience is a culture" - Bono

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Pictures from Copenhagen (shirtless ones), London and Dublin, Slane.
 
Miss Z you probably don't know the Swedish Chef, he is a Muppet (like Kermit and Miss Piggy).
SwedishChef_s.jpg

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He has a fake Swedish accent and makes lame attempts to cook something in his "kitchen." Here's one of his "dumplings of wisdom":

?der tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, y?obetcha!

which means in English:

The colored noodle that you used to smack my head really hurt and I'm thinking of smacking you back to fix that, you betcha!


He was also fond of going "bork bork bork" which, to American ears, sounds hilarious. I don't know what it means, it's just funny.

It makes me giggle *snerk!* (Deb!)
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Originally posted by MissZooropa:
LOL Don't recognize this accent at all. *shakes head*
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Lemonboy, do you? Have you ever heard any of your swedish mates, or your parents talk like this?? I haven't, don't know where they got this from.
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Ooooh, I'm SO in that too!
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The Swedish Chef is so hilarious! Or should I say:
Zw Sveeedesh Cheef ez soooo hallooorioos!

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90% lazy. 10% something else.

Judoooooooo Chop!
 
Ohhh, this is TOOOO good! Here goes more hours wasted away doing not much...
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De Fly
If yo' browsa' duzn't suppo't tables, try dis.


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Low Voice Gospel Voice
(Oh, baby child)


It's no secret dat da damn stars is fallin' fum de sky
It's no secret dat our wo'ld be in darkness tonight
Dey say de sun be sometimes eclipsed by some moon
You's know ah' duzn't see ya' when she walks in de room


It's no secret dat some homey be some sucka who lets ya' help
It's no secret dat some liar won't recon' any sucka else
Dey say some secret be sump'n ya' tell one oda' sucka'
So's I'm tellin' ya'...child


A joker gots'ta beg
A joker gots'ta crawl
On de shea' face uh love
Like some fly on some wall
It's no secret at all

Love...we shine likes a
burnin' star
We's fallin' fum
de sky. Slap mah fro!..tonight


It's no secret dat some conscience kin sometimes be some pest
It's no secret ambishun bites de nails uh success
Every artist be a kinnibal, every poet be a dief
Allwaste deir inspirashun and rap about deir grief
Oh love...


A joker gots'ta rise
A joker gots'ta fall
From de shea' face uh love
Like some fly fum some wall
It's no secret at all

Love...we shine likes a
burnin' star
We's fallin' fum
de sky. Slap mah fro!..tonight


(Achtung Baby)

(Love...we shine likes some burnin' star)
(We's fallin' fum de sky. Slap mah fro!..tonight)


A joker gots'ta rise
A joker gots'ta fall
From de shea' face uh love
Like some fly fum some wall
It's no secret at all

Love...we shine likes a
burnin' star
We's fallin' fum
de sky. Slap mah fro!..tonight


It's no secret dat da damn stars is fallin' fum de sky
De universe 'esploded 'cause uh one man's lie
Look, ah' gots'ta go, yeah I'm runnin' outta change
Dere's some lot uh din's, if ah' could I'd rearrange





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90% lazy. 10% something else.

Judoooooooo Chop!
 
HAHAHAAHAHAaha!!!!!!!! oh my
The "slap mah fro!" in The Fly...
too much!
*dies*

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"You's put on de leada' pants, de pants start tellin' ya' whut t'do. 'S coo', bro. WORD!" ~Bono
 
LMAO!!!!! Slap mah fro tonite == GLORIOUS
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~*Mona*~
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LOVE me, give me SOUL

Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"I...I had a one night stand with the Discoteque video" ~Mona
The Man Corral
 
From 'Fine Day':

See da damn wo'ld in green and blue
See China right in front uh ya'
See da damn canyons bugger'd by cloud
See da damn tuna fleets clearin' de sea out
See da damn Bedouin fires at night
See da damn oil fields at fust light
And see da damn bird wid some leaf in ha' moud
Afta' de flood all de colo's came out

Them damn canyons! Always being bugger'd by clouds...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I took it upon myself to dialectize some of Mrs. Edge's stories (forgive me Jess). From Lady Lemon's story:

Losin' all inhibishun, Kristina slowly and sensuously removed ha' clodes, which soon found demselves entangled wid his on de floo'. Remus sighed rapturously and proceeded t'kiss every square inch uh ha' bare body, startin' wid ha' lips, spendin' an 'estra long time on ha' breasts, and slowly wo'kin' his way waaay down t'ha' feet. Man! Den he began t'wo'k his way down again, strokin' de outside uh ha' dighs wid his strong hands as he kissed and licked da damn inside uh ha' dighs. Soon his hot bread between ha' legs made ha' so weak in de knees, she could stand no mo'e. Remus spread da damn towels across de floo', and soon dey wuz makin' love, deir 'sited gasps echoin' drough de empty room as de hush uh steam and runnin' booze enveloped dem. WORD!

I think "Remus" is supposed to be Larry, BTW
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From Madonna's Child's story. I think this is what every girl wants to hear before losing her innocence:

?Listen. 'S coo', bro. We wuz rapin' quite some bit tonight about life 'espuh'iences. Losin' yo' virginity be certainly huge, but it?s nodin' t'be afraid of. Bono and ah' were dinkin' dat eida' one uh us, o' even bod could make it some joyful and meanin'ful 'espuh'ience fo' ya'. Now, nodin' gots actually been said out loud, o' decided uh course, so's if dis be not whut ya' had in mind, o' if any uh dis makes ya' afraid, o' uncomfo'table, plum say so. 'S coo', bro. De last doodad we wanna do be scare ya' o' pressho' man ya' into hangin' sump'n ya' don?t wanna do! Right on! We?re plum bod real attracted t'ya', and sometimes tourin' madness leads t'all so'ts uh adventures.? She felt relief coursin' drough her, but Adam?s wo'ds only renewed ha' love fo' him and strengdened ha' resolve. Tonight wuz de night. Man!

It's funny, but I can almost hear Adam saying that...
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Some jive quotes from da bros from U2! WORD!

ADAM:
"Whut do ya' do when dudette fans dig too agressive?
Adam: dig dis. We let Remus deal wid dose doodads."

So we're "doodads", are we?
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BONO:
"We make beat ya' kin gots sex to."

Interviewer, dig dis: "Do ya' consida' yo'self some baaaad boogier, Bono?"
Bono, dig dis: "I boogie much betta' ho'izontally dan vertically. Slap mah fro!"

"We've made some carea' out uh our sucka'ality crises, well, certainly ah' have."

"Duzn't be shy. Slap mah fro! Why is you so's shy?"
Bono ax's his two daughters as dey join deir Big Daddy
onstage durin' 'Mah'sterious Ways'.

No Daddy! I don't want to slap yo fro!

LARRY:
"It duzn't matta' whut beats we rap.
I'm some drummer. Ah be baaad... Chicks dig me."
(Remus, in response when ax'ed
whut beats dey wuz goin' t'sin' fo' Popmart. Man!)

Why is Larry Remus?!?? WHY???
 
<i>
I vunt tu roon
I vunt tu heede-a
I vunt tu teer doon zee vells
Thet huld me-a inseede-a
I vunt tu reech oooot
Und tuooch zee fleme-a
Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a

I vunt tu feel soonleeght oon my fece-a
I see-a zee doost cluood deeseppeer
Veethuoot a trece-a
I vunt tu teke-a shelter frum zee pueesun reeen
Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a

Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a
Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a
Ve're-a steell booeelding
Zeen boorneeng doon lufe-a
Boorneeng doon lufe-a
Und vhee I gu zeere-a
I gu zeere-a veet yuoo
It's ell I cun du

Zee ceety's effluud
Und oooor lufe-a toorns tu roost
Ve're-a beetee und bloon by zee veend
Trempled in doost
I'll shoo yuoo a plece-a
Heegh oon a desert pleeen
Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a

Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a
Vhere-a zee streets hefe-a nu neme-a
Ve're-a steell booeelding
Zeen boorneeng doon lufe-a
Boorneeng doon lufe-a
Und vhee I gu zeere-a
I gu zeere-a veet yuoo
It's ell I cun du </i>

*giggle*

I *heart* the chef.
 
I swear, I'm about to pee my pants! I did parts of my post in redneck in honor of my Dad and I'm gonna have to print some of this and send it to him. He has a really sick sense of humor and he'll love this. I don't know why the word Pappy is making me laugh so hard! And can you imagine Edge saying "Howdy-doo"
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This was posted by Spinny better known as "Spinnin Haid"

Th' Edge reco'ded a promo fo' our Edge stashun when he was last in T.O. It says "Howdy-doo, this hyar is th' Edge, an' yer lissenin' t'th' Edge". ah giggle ev'rytime ah hear it! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

This is from "hippyaccress"

Glad yer back! Fry mah hide! An' glad t'hear thet yer Pappy is doin' better....we is hyar fo' yo' whenevah yo' need us...

Too funny!
 
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