Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measurements....

[WildHonee]

*frustrated Mona*

THAT'S IT!!!!!!

I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!

I hereby declare PANTS illegal in ALL of PLEBA.

That's right. NO PANTS. WHATSOEVER.

Please remove all the pants and leave them at the door on your way in.

PANTS: ALL THAT YOU MUST LEAVE BEHIND.

That's the ONLY choice at this point.

Violators will be towed.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[GypsyHeartgirl]

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"I've been all over,
and it's been all over me!"

 

[WildHonee]

*is running around the PLEBA Mansion singing "We're not Gonna Take It" ripping down all fabric and burning them*

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[pax]

I'm wearing a skirt! I get to stay!

How about a naked Sting picture? Just one?

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If you cannot live together in here, you cannot live together out there, let me tell ya. --Bono

You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice... --Bono

 

[elizabeth]

No pants on them is fine with me. When you want to get rid of the pants, you know where to send them.

 

[elizabeth]

Isn't he just so dern cute here, y'all?

I tell ya, he is the best of the bunch.

There some pun here...about balls...can't figure it out...maybe a pun on buns?

That's the ONLY choice at this point.

 

[WildHonee]

Heehee!!! I'm not wearing any trousers!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

oh my god did this have me laughing out loud....hysterical

Heehee!!! I'm not wearing any trousers!!!!!

[/QUOTE]

 

[elizabeth]

this thread is hilarious. you are so funny! what would I do without your humor and wit???

We should all grateful to adam's pants for all the joy they have brought us!

 

[WildHonee]

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mona has reached her limit.

3.........
too much talk of pants

2.........
hormonal newbies

1.........
O geeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz Sting is hot

0..........
*combust*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

WOOOOO HOOOO!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaah Larry nekkid!!!!!!!!!

*dances*

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
WOOOOO HOOOO!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaah Larry nekkid!!!!!!!!!

*dances*

The funny thing is.....even though he has no pants....he feels completely clothed and comfortable as long as his shirt is missing bootins. Odd....



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[madonna's child]

no pants...

that's the answer we've always been seeking in PLEBA. we've finally admitted. we've finally done what we've be sugguesting for years. okay... now i'm paraphrasing madonna's behind the music. i'll shut up now.

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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[FallDownJulie]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! it is SUCH a funny thing that you made this thread, mona, b/c i had something i wanted to share with you PLEBA darlings but didn't know where i should post it, and THIS is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just got home from a concert in Baltimore, and as i was going to my car, i saw a girl with a shirt one that was white with big black type and a picture.

it said:

BONO
PLEASE REMOVE
YOUR PANTS

craziness!!!!! lol!!! i did a double take and almost turned around to run after the girl! it was the funniest thing! i want a shirt like that!! lol!

the end.

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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[OnTheEdge]

Desperate Measurements... heheh.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness:
"To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[hippy]

Larry...

mud....

Sting....

yoga...

NAKED!!!!!

*swoons*

*wakes up and promptly saves the pic to her already full hd*

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

[This message has been edited by hippyactress (edited 12-08-2001).]

 

[Discoteque]

HOLY MOTHER OF NADS.

IS THIS STING???????????

Sting.
Yoga.
Tantric sex.
Sting-a-ling-a-DING-DONG....*combust*

 

[elizabeth]

i saw that "bono please remove your pants" shirt as well.

at the time, i just remember thinking, "was Bono there? Oh yeah, I sorta remember someone singing in the background of all that bass...."

btw- sting+mud=bathtime fun!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! it is SUCH a funny thing that you made this thread, mona, b/c i had something i wanted to share with you PLEBA darlings but didn't know where i should post it, and THIS is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just got home from a concert in Baltimore, and as i was going to my car, i saw a girl with a shirt one that was white with big black type and a picture.

it said:

BONO
PLEASE REMOVE
YOUR PANTS

craziness!!!!! lol!!! i did a double take and almost turned around to run after the girl! it was the funniest thing! i want a shirt like that!! lol!

the end.

THAT'S IT!

You're coming to my house for the film fest
1. Wayne's World (I'm the funnest person to watch this with.)
2. Watcher in the Woods (*cheese*)
3. Million Dollar Hotel (I'll need your sleeve)

Karaoke Night
1. Mariah Carey
2. Queen
3. U2 (duh)
4. Def Leppard (lol)
5. Sheryl Crow

T-Shirt making
Yeeeaahhh buddy. We'll set up our cart on the DC Streets and make a fortune....or make 20 BonoPants shirts for ourselves....
*ahem*...

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
HOLY MOTHER OF NADS.

IS THIS STING???????????

Sting.
Yoga.
Tantric sex.
Sting-a-ling-a-DING-DONG....*combust*

LMAO!!!!!!!! Who's gonna clean up the Disco mess? She combusted and left sequins all over the place...*swipe*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:

btw- sting + mud = bathtime fun!

*dirty thoughts*

what Echo play was that Larry rubber duckie thing in?

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
THAT'S IT!

You're coming to my house for the film fest

1. Wayne's World (I'm the funnest person to watch this with.)
2. Watcher in the Woods (*cheese*)
3. Million Dollar Hotel (I'll need your sleeve)

Karaoke Night
1. Mariah Carey
2. Queen
3. U2 (duh)
4. Def Leppard (lol)
5. Sheryl Crow

T-Shirt making
Yeeeaahhh buddy. We'll set up our cart on the DC Streets and make a fortune....or make 20 BonoPants shirts for ourselves....
*ahem*...

lol! yippee! we can write plays too. those outta sell like hot cakes on the DC streets!

lol~ *hot cakes*......

*giggle!!*
1. Bono= Tamale
2. Edge= Hot Pockets
3. Larry= Smooooooooth Criminal ( for some reasons i dub that a food item)
4. Adam= Hot Cakes!!!!!!!! lol!


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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[elizabeth]

Glad someone started in on food....


when i was in the grocery store sunday (being stalked by U2) i wondered what I would by to make a special breakfast/lunch/dinner for each of the band members. (I thought I might start a new post, then recoiled with fear at the thought..)

so what would YOU make each of them for dinner?

then I thought...wonder what each has in thier fridge/larder?

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
then I thought...wonder what each has in their fridge/larder?

adam: imported cheese, cavier, expensive wine (for the guests only), and other fine foods. they don't call him LORD clayton for nothing.

larry: fruits and veggies, tofu, butter (so we can butter him up! smoooooooooooth criminal!)

edge: edgey has an innocent cuteness to him, i figure his kitchen contains ice cream, frosted flakes, koolaid, jello jigglers, etc.

bono: bono has nothing but guiness in his refridgearator. he gets his meals off the rest of the band.

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Happy Hannukah!

"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[FallDownJulie]

lol!!! i completely agree, madonna's child!!!

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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
Isn't he just so dern cute here, y'all?

I tell ya, he is the best of the bunch.

I agree with you elizabeth! Doesn't he have the sexiest legs?!?! *swoons*

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[elizabeth]

yes, he does have the sexiest legs...in the sexiest pants...the sexiest chest...the whole package is the sexiest...


i showed friends at work the SPIN mag photos, and this sweet lil' pic I have of him on my desktop playing his bass and smiling, they were all like "!!!"

it was a positive reaction...one even left mumbling something like "pants...bass...joshua tree...pants.."
with this huge smile on her face.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by madonna's child:
adam: imported cheese, cavier, expensive wine (for the guests only), and other fine foods. they don't call him LORD clayton for nothing.

larry: fruits and veggies, tofu, butter (so we can butter him up! smoooooooooooth criminal!)

edge: edgey has an innocent cuteness to him, i figure his kitchen contains ice cream, frosted flakes, koolaid, jello jigglers, etc.

bono: bono has nothing but guiness in his refridgearator. he gets his meals off the rest of the band.

They're SO predictable! lol!

Ah....yes...my Incredible Edible Edge....we *dine* together....I mean....Bono...eh....feck it all to heck.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
*frustrated Mona*
THAT'S IT!!!!!!
I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!
I hereby declare PANTS illegal in ALL of PLEBA.
That's right. NO PANTS. WHATSOEVER.
Please remove all the pants and leave them at the door on your way in.
PANTS: ALL THAT YOU MUST LEAVE BEHIND.
That's the ONLY choice at this point.
Violators will be towed.

Man, I just found this thread...

NO PANTS?!?!? WHOO HOOOOOO!!!

*Runs wildly through PLEBA with no pants*

YAY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M A FLY!! SWAT ME!!! I'M A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY FLY!!!! WHOOOO HOOOO!! BOOM-CHA AND YEEEEEEE HAAA!!!!
HOO-AH EVEN!!!
*Stops running*

Is it cold, or is it just cuz I'm pants-less?

*Goes to find a heater*
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I know this really had nothing of value to add to this thread, I just thought it'd be fun.

*GIGGLE*

WHOOOO HOOOO!!
*Waves pants around above head*


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:
*blink*

ScottPhisto, I swear I can't take you ANYWHERE without you taking your pants off!

We're not allowed in any Taco Bell in the country now because of you!

*Hands ScottPhisto a sarong* At least put this on.

THANKS!

*Puts sarong on like a cape*

WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! I'M A SUPERHERO!!! A SUPERHERO WITH NO PANTS!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
*Runs around with arms raised, pretending he's flying*

Oh, and that Taco Bell thing...that was perfectly innocent! I merely said "Eat me!! I'm a huge, f***ing burrito!!!"

Granted, I wasn't wearing pants...




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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!