Crzy Sayings of an Old Irish Lady aka Kellys Gram!

[adamswildhoney]

My Gram is so funny she says the funnest things sometimes and it makes me laugh so hard.

I love her with all me heart and i wanted to share some of her quotes with all you!


"Piss up a Rope"


"Balls"


"Bullshit"

"F*ktioning" instead of Functioning


and the list can go on and on and on!
Ill be back later to tell ya more but for now you guys can share your own.

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

My grandfather used to say "FECKSHITE WOMAN!" to my grandmother when he was really pissed...lol

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

awww...i love your gram!

 

[hippy]

You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

 

[Stories for Boys]

You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

i love that show... it's on pbs from time to time.....i laugh......

 

[Bonochick]

i love that show... it's on pbs from time to time.....i laugh......

I used to watch that show with my grandma all the time! I never saw her laugh so hard!!!!!!

"That poor Richard!" she'd always say!

 

[hippy]

YAY for BritCom fans!

*high fives*

My friends and I also used to do the "Mr. Humphries are you free?" thing

Man, this is way off topic...

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED THREAD

 

[DML]

Hmm...the only thing that sticks out in my mind about my grandma is when she, my step grandpa and my mother would play cards she would call everybody...(this is so foul) "You rotten crotch" Also once when she was visiting us, my mother was out shopping or something and grandma was watching us, and I guess my brother and I were behaving particularly naughty so she decided to lock us out on the front porch.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

You guys have to have seen the show "Keeping Up Appearances" (it's a Brit Com) for this to make sense...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

funny show. i watched it the other night on BBC America. very funny.

 

[stephannv]

"You rotten crotch"

Actually, only one of the smilies spewed because of your statement, but you know how it is, once one person barfs and everyone sees it, the whole crowd is soon blowing chunks

 

[Discoteque]

LOOOOOVE Britcoms!

ack....my mother IS Hyacinth. Um...but without the accent.

((((Love)))) my (only two) grandparents....grampa is still feisty (at 95) and gramma is sweet as pie (she's 100!). My gramma has never said a bad thing about anyone...but when she's mad at someone she might call them a "pill"! awww...

But my grandparents call each other Richard and Hyacinth all the time...and my grandma will say "Mind the (insert some noun here)" and grandpa will go "Minding the (noun), Hyacinth"

((((grandparents))))

 

[hippy]

Re: LOOOOOVE Britcoms!

ack....my mother IS Hyacinth. Um...but without the accent.

"Hello! Bucket residence."

lol

 

[Stories for Boys]

Re: Re: LOOOOOVE Britcoms!

"Hello! Bucket residence."

lol

"it's bouquet"