Chrissy's dream Job

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Chrissy's dream Job


Scene one Chrissy is offered a Job to go and Interview U2

Chris:Hello everyone Chrissy lloyd here and Guess what(Tries not to get excited)I've got to go today and interview U2

(the band enters they all go and shake chrissy's hand)

Bono:hello (smiles at chrissy and leans over and kisses her cheek)
Edge:Hello (he kisses chrissy's cheek)
Adam:Hello(He kisses chrissy's cheek)
larry:(Winks at chrissy and goes to kiss her cheek but ends up kissing her lips bono slaps his larry's legs with a paper)
bono:Sorry dear he gets over welcome with the ladies!
(larry gives bono a look as to say "I DO NOT!!!")
Chris: Edge how has the tour been?
edge: what can I say it's great, everything's going well (Adam smiles at chrissy)the success of our latest recording his got the fans flocking to venues to see us sing our hearts out!
Bono:yes we certainly love to please fans as they're the cogs in the U2 machine and we just want the machine to work good and hard!
Chrissy:Adam (Adam looks and smiles)How are you enjoying the success of u2?
Adam:well chrissy Ive' been enjoying the tours that we do and it gives all our fans something to sing about!
(edge and bono are sticking their tongues out at each other)
Chrissy:(Giggles a little when she sees bono and edge acting the goat) today we're at madison square gardens in NYC and I'm here with the Superstar Irish band U2!
(Bono notices chrissy looking and he and edge return to their chairs) Bono and edge:Sorry chrissy we're letting out the inner child in us!
bono:What's been happening so far?
Chris:well I've interviewed the boys!
(Larry:Not me(Shakes his head)
edge:LArry don't wet your pants chrissy will interview you!
LArry:Ok!
Chris:Larry are you enjoying the tour and do you have favourite tracks?
(As larry's about to talk he sees adam bono and edge making funny faces)
Larry:(clears his throat)well to start I've had a great time on tour with the band and I've got a few favourites !
(Bono edge and adam in the background shout Speak up we've not switched on our hearing aids)

(Chrissy's trying to keep a straight face)

Larry:my main favourite to say is "Even better than the real thing"
(Bono raises his eyebrows)
Chris:Bono what's wrong?
(Bono walks over to chrissy and whispers something in her ear chrissy gives him a flirty look bono smiles and lets her continue her interview with larry)
Chris:Sorry larry, continue!(Blushes)
larry:The auchtung baby album is great to listen to again and again.
chrissy:Thank you larry!
larry:Your welcome
Chrissy:Edge same question I asked larry!
Edge:Well my favourite track is it varies chrissy between album to album!
Chrissy:how about the current album?
Edge:Well for that one I would say "All because of you" bono I think wrote that for Alison, did you?
(Bono shakes his head as to say no)
Chris:Well that's me boys I've got the stuff to add to my magazine!
(Chrissy is ready to leave)
bono:Chrissy have you seen a film called almost famous that the band take a journalist on tour with them?
Chris:sorry I haven't!
Bono: Well I was wondering if you'd like to come on tour with us?
(Edge larry and adam shake their heads like the nodding dogs in a car)

chris:I'll have to phone my office first!
bono:go ahead
(Chrissy leaves the room to call her office)
bono:Edge I'm giving this lady a Job as our press agent!
edge:Bono I thought we had one?
adam:I think she's cute don't you?
larry:Let out your fantisies!
Bono:I see!(Raises eyebrows)
(as chrissy comes back into the room the boys silence chrissy looks shocked)
Chris:What's going on?
edge:Nothing!
(She turns her head to see bono larry and adam with huge silly grins)
Larry:We weren't supposed to say this but Adam has a crush on you!
chris:Adam is that right?
(Bono nods)
Edge:he's had a crush since you entered the room to interview us!
Chris:I see! Anyway my boss says it's ok to Join you all and what I've to do is give him regular phone calls!
(all say ok)
Chris:Well all that's set, I'll have to go home and get some clothes!
Adam:eek:k or go without!(Winks)
edge:(Slaps Adam and it ends up a wrestling match)
Edge:(Boys will be boys)
larry:Yeah they would
(Adam and larry go for a can of coke a cola)

Scene 2

Chrissy has returned with a bag of clothes and she looks at the band, bono and edge have dirty faces after their fight adam and larry are have a chuckle.

(They enter the tour coach which has rooms in it)
chris:Which room is mine?
bono:This one (Bono opens the door of the room next to adam's)
Adam:please be welcome chrissy and make yourself at home!
chris:Thanks!
Edge:We're about to get moving so Chrissy get yourself settled!
chris:Ok thanks (thumbs go up to edge)

as the tour coach pulls away you hear them singing on the bus but something is happening!
chrissy's in her bed, or what she thought was her bedroom when she wakes up by snoring and discovers that she's with bono. He still had his stage clothes on and he'd fallen asleep with tiredness after the show.
She's shocked! thinking "What the bloody hell!"




the end!
 
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