Caption Thread Part 2...BOOM CHA!

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Alrighty..since the last Caption thread was over 500...I might as well create a new one...I see a lot of new pics just itching to be captioned!

 

[Junebug]

Ann: Larry....are those PLEBANs?
Larry: Eh...eheheh...
Ann:


Was the best I could do.

 

[thrillme]

Larry: Absolute last time I get dressed in the dark after a night out drinking.

 

[Junebug]

Bono: Look Edge! An apple!
Edge: Thank God it's not another beachball.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Edge, do I have a booger sticking out?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

muttering to himself: Larry's the one who's fit, my arse! Yes, ladies, treat yourself to a good helping of the B-man special!

(thinks: Did they snap the photo yet? Good!) <exhales>

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I'm such a better singer than you. I shoulda been the singer.

: Yeah, right, and someday I'll be nominated for a Peace Prize!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Edge visited an American elementary school not too long ago. The teacher asked if he could lead the class in the Pledge of Allegiance, and he eagerly obliged.

: (leading the class) I pledge allegiance, to The Edge...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: (sighing) Arghhh, those PLEBANs are sure wearin' me out!

: (shouts) NEXT!

apologies to mods - hope it isn't too racy!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: So the guy says, "Liquor? I hardly know her!"

: (plays on drums) ba-DUM-bum

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(Edge is standing just out of the camera lens)

(sighs) Edge, does this make me look fat?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Oh yeah, I know how to turn the ladies on. I am one sexy Mofo!

Lucky chick: OMG I think he has a booger sticking out.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Very very funny!

Lemon Grrrrrl, you rock!

 

[Sad_Girl]

: So the guy says, "Liquor? I hardly know her!"

: (plays on drums) ba-DUM-bum

 

[Bono's Doll]

Edge, I don't care how many pints you've had see if you can shoot this apple off me head (Oh I forgot--never mind--I should'nt mess with someone who makes his living off hand to eye coordination--I was just joking.)

 

[~BrightestStar~]

: (sighing) Arghhh, those PLEBANs are sure wearin' me out!

: (shouts) NEXT!

apologies to mods - hope it isn't too racy!

Lemongrrl....these are genius!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I don't know what happened last night - maybe I was still delirious after having my Vertigo cherry popped on Sunday, but all of a sudden all these great captions came to me at once. I love reading all the other ones, and tried for so long to come up with one, just one good one, that I thought worthy to be placed in here. The one of Bono laying on the stage is my personal fave, mainly because I took that pic and had far more evil thoughts than what's captioned there when I first saw it. I'm glad it wasn't too racy!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(Flight attendant) Mr. Hewson, please stop running up and down the aisles when the plane is taking off!

(Ali, groaning) Why can't he behave like John and Eli do?

Yes, I really think Ali has 5 kids!

OR

(Pilot) No, Mr. Hewson. Your wife has given me explicit instructions. If I let you try to land the plane again, she'll fire me!

(Edge in background, quickly thinking how to get Bono out of the cockpit) Hey Bono - look - a beach ball!

Hope that works - I missed the beach ball reference that seems to delight everyone.

 

[Leetah]

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

 

[Leetah]

Bono:..... How did we do it... so much money and houses.... and we still live outside

The rest... (mumbling) yeah.... women....

 

[Leetah]

WHOAH...these beans weren't such a good idea last night...

I really can't hold it any longer..Edge please take over..gotta RUN!!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

You girls are killing me!

 

[U2alli]

this is a truly awesome pic right here

muttering to himself: Larry's the one who's fit, my arse! Yes, ladies, treat yourself to a good helping of the B-man special!

(thinks: Did they snap the photo yet? Good!) <exhales>

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

this is a truly awesome pic right here

I know! I kid because I love. That pic definitely deserves 5 droolies!

I was banging my head on the wall Monday night when I realized I could have tried to find them before Sunday's show. My mom and I were just hanging out in her car at about 5:00 in the parking lot (yep, went with my mommy!). But I hear they didn't have time to stop by on Sunday so I don't feel so bad.

 

[Sad_Girl]

L: I'd like to thank the academy...
B: What are you doing? I'm the one who talks! You just stand there and ... strike a pose or whatever you do.
L: {Sigh} when the package is this pretty, nobody cares whats inside.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

 

[Sad_Girl]

A: Bono... you've been wearing my hat again, haven't you?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I remember when I used to be good at these...

B: Fine..this'll settle it once and for all...all together now...
All: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest one of all?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

B: Anyone wanna go for a ride?



Me!!!