Caption thread #8: More Captioning!

[longingforBono]

Bono sings the Oscar-winning rap classic, "It's Hard Out Here for a Shrimp."

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Good one!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I envision a world...that's free of beanies!
: Wha????
: What? I just said I envision a world of beans and weenies!
: Oh. Okay then.
:

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Smell this Bono!
: Dude! It's called deodorant! Buy some!

 

[Galeongirl]

: Smell this Bono!
: Dude! It's called deodorant! Buy some!

I love the other one aswell, but this one made me fell out of my chair.. well nearly...

 

[SimplyConfused]

: Smell this Bono!
: Dude! It's called deodorant! Buy some!

LMAO!

 

[kafrun]

No Ociffer, I hasn't been drinkin' *hic* I have no ide- *hic* No ide- *hic* No- *hic* No idea what you're talking about.. *does faceplant onto table*

 

[kafrun]

*sniff, sniff* .......*sniff* .......................*sniff, sniff*
What is it Edge?? Trouble down at the farm? Is Timmy stuck in the well??
Noo.. *sniff* ...............................PLEBAns

 

[kafrun]

Hehehe.. heh.. hehe.. You're an ass.. hehehe..
Donkey: Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

[kafrun]

*HMPH* I can't believe carmel stood me up And to think - I had the strawberries and champagne all ready, undid an extra button JUST for her..

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

!!!!!!!!!!
Instant classics, all of them kafrun!
I especially love the Lassie take.

 

[geegeelovesadam]

*HMPH* I can't believe carmel stood me up And to think - I had the strawberries and champagne all ready, undid an extra button JUST for her..

Aww, I'll go out with you Adam

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

No Ociffer, I hasn't been drinkin' *hic* I have no ide- *hic* No ide- *hic* No- *hic* No idea what you're talking about..

<moves hand like a puppet, high pitched voice> Offisly, honister, nope, he hasn't deen brinking, have ya Bono?
: See? He can vousch fo me! Me's been with he all night!

*does faceplant onto table*

 

[kafrun]

<moves hand like a puppet, high pitched voice> Offisly, honister, nope, he hasn't deen brinking, have ya Bono?
: See? He can vousch fo me! Me's been with he all night!

*does faceplant onto table*

LoL'z

Funny thing is.. I can easily picture all this taking place..

 

[Galeongirl]

LoL'z

Funny thing is.. I can easily picture all this taking place..

LOL at both.... at all the captions... I can SO agree that he could be doing that right away.... XD Bono the puppet master!

 

[Kristin Machina]

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my armpits and I smell 'em like this! *sniiifff*

 

[longingforBono]

You guys are a riot- the drunk Bono's, the Edge/Lassie, and the armpits all made me laugh out loud literally!

 

[longingforBono]

Well we have the number one album in the world right now and the biggest tour to ever hit America. What do you guys wanna do now?
I want to go buy some new jeans.
I am going to continue to sleep off this hangover.
I am going to sit over here and pretend I don't know you old farts.

 

[longingforBono]

I have had it. I mean I HAVE HAD IT! Bono this and Bono that. The drums are the BACKBONE of this band. Without me there's no beat, no sense of timing. "Bono is God" My ARSE!

 

[longingforBono]

Nice digs Bono.
Yeah, I got the place for a steal.
I think I see Edgette!
I am going to stand over here and pretend I don't know you old farts.

 

[Smilla]

Good stuff as usual!

 

[SimplyConfused]

Hehehe.. heh.. hehe.. You're an ass.. hehehe..
Donkey: Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

[longingforBono]

They say you are the best security money can buy. We really need to keep a watch out for those PLEBA girls.
guy: PLEBA girls?
You have a lot to learn dude.

(This actually is a picture of Bono with the head of U2 security btw!)

 

[longingforBono]

Uh oh- I smell superglue.

 

[longingforBono]

 

[scha]

As much as I love the shiny and the PLEBA and the other kind of captions....I missed the good old superglue badly! Thanks for bringing it back!

 

[longingforBono]

As much as I love the shiny and the PLEBA and the other kind of captions....I missed the good old superglue badly! Thanks for bringing it back!

The superglue was one of the first jokes I remember reading about on the captions threads!
Anyone know where the joke originally started?!

 

[Galeongirl]

baby Bono with his hands stuck on his face,... I don't have the energy to search it trough my pile of unsorted pics,... but it was that pic.. I can't remember more of it...

 

[Carmelu2fan]

kfrun, Kristina, SG, longingforB, LemonGrrl-everyone in my office is looking at me like I am insane. I just spit tea on the screen. OMG, the zipper, Larry calling the guys old farts, Bono looking like he is going to fall out any moment... Me standing Adam up!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

The superglue was one of the first jokes I remember reading about on the captions threads!
Anyone know where the joke originally started?!

After a thorough search -

It was by chickadee, on July 8th, 2005 at 12:52pm PST.

originally posted by chickadee

Once again, Adam found the old tried & tested 'superglue' trick worked wonders after he bet Bono couldn't cover his entire face with his hand. Mwahaha.

in this thread: http://forum.interference.com/showt...perpage=30&highlight=superglue&pagenumber=15, almost 1/2 way down the page.
All to chickadee! Oh great patron saint of superglue!

 

[Galeongirl]

ehhe now it's saved on my computer
I'm going to save my favorites I think... but it'll take way too long to go trough all the archives...
still wondering what the boys thought of the Book