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Caption thread #5 reached 500 and can now be found in the PLEBA archive.

For those of you that missed the latest HILARIOUS additions to the thread, just click here:

http://forum.interference.com/t136673.html

But let's continue.
'Cause I've heard rumors that a few familiar people are impatiently waiting for...

* knock knock *

Hang on, some-one's at the door.

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We're waiting for new captions to arrive!!

Title and pictures courtesy of our very own Lemon Grrrrrl.
 
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:edge: : Oh no!! Look at that girl over there. Not only is she wearing the same shoes as me, she's also stealing my moves. Good thing she ain't got a guitar. Otherwise I'd be so dooped!
 
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:bono: : Edge, how come that girl gets to play your Gibson without even asking once? I've been begging you for ages, if I could. No fair. Humpfh :grumpy:

But :edge: is totally not hearing anything of what B is saying: Awh, will ya look at that! What an amazing view! My :love:ly Gibson played by a girl. Childhood fantasy come true.

:bono: : EDGE!!!

:edge: : Huh, what? Where you saying something?
 
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:bono: : Have you two seen the Edge?

Kate and Orlando eagerly nodding and smiling

:bono: : Then you're probably wondering why he's walking around looking like that. Aren't you?

Kate and Orlando eagerly nodding and all smiles again.

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:bono: : Allright, let me tell you. The Edge was accusing me earlier tonight when I sat on the ground, that I forgot about having Adam superglue in my pocket and got myself stuck to the ground. Little did he know that I indeed had some in my pocket. And that he had just put a great idea in my head. 'Cause while he was having his hands behind his back study-ing every detail of this picture from back in the day that he still had some hair on his head, I put some superglue on his finger.

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:bono: : I just knew he was going to start thinking and do this
*Bono is moving his fingers below his nose and on his upper lip *
and then it would be SWEET REVENGE for me.


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:edge: Damn Bono! I should have known not to bring up the superglue.
 
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Thanks for starting a new thread, Mir! :up:

I feel like I have to contribute a little more to these threads, with all the wounderful thing you girls do - the book, captions.com! You rock! :bow:

Well, heres one more before I'm off to bed - I'll see if I can do some more tomorrow perhaps... :)







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Bob Geldof: ...not looking for charity, but looking for justice :blahblah: ... and that's :censored: why YOU should :censored: join the "Make Poverty History"-campaign!

Lady: Who is this? He looks like he's been dragged backwards through a bush!

Gerhard Schröder: I don't know, but he scares me... (nervous laughter)

:bono: (thinking): ...and I thought Bob and I agreed that I was going to be "the exotic plant" today! :grumpy:
 
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I can't post pics, photobucket keeps crashing.:(
So can one of you post that awful pic of Bono wearing red sunglasses and bald?!
I've got a kinda crap caption for it but it is my first ever one!
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Okay, just found this pic...

...a little inspired by Conan O'Brien and "In the year 2000..."!




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:edge:: Guys, you will not believe this! I had the strangest sight into the future last night! By the year 2000 we would have had our own tv-station, travelled in a 40" mirrorball lemon... and for some reason, fans would bring beach balls to all our concerts! :huh:

:bono: Beach balls? Seriously, Edge! :giggle:

:adam:: Tv-station?! :giggle:

:larry:: :lol: Travelling in a 40" mirrorball lemon? Me? NEVER!!! :lol:
 
Merc said:
Okay, just found this pic...

...a little inspired by Conan O'Brien and "In the year 2000..."!




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:edge:: Guys, you will not believe this! I had the strangest sight into the future last night! By the year 2000 we would have had our own tv-station, travelled in a 40" mirrorball lemon... and for some reason, fans would bring beach balls to all our concerts! :huh:

:bono: Beach balls? Seriously, Edge! :giggle:

:adam:: Tv-station?! :giggle:

:larry:: :lol: Travelling in a 40" mirrorball lemon? Me? NEVER!!! :lol:

If there is a Caption Book 2, this one should lead it off! Great one Merc!
 
Does somebody have a Pop-era Bono in his black hooded shirt? I have the perfect caption for it, but I can't find it
 
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No, PLEBANs, I'm not showing you my neck. I don't care how much you like it. Now get rid of that beachball, and back away slowly.
 
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Eli: Da, did I come from a giant lemon?

:bono: : Yes. A giant lemon visited us the day you were born... :blahblah:

Ali: (interrupting) I told you that you're not allowed to tell them that story anymore. You know it gives them nightmares.
 
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B: Oh Chrissie, you're such a talented singer, your music is so great I had to hug you!!

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B: Oh BB, you're such an amazing guitarist, I really can't help hugging you tight!!

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B: Oh Justin..... erm... err.... how's Cameron doing?
Justin::|

(sorry for Justin fans, I just couldn't help it :reject: )
 
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:bono:: What do say Ali - how about we started dating? You know, once in the future I'm going to be a big famous rockstar... I can see it all when I close my eyes - big stadium concerts, a house in the south of France, a nice Italian sportscar... :blahblah:

Ali: Yeah, right - dream on! :giggle:
 
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:bono:: Hey! What is that... over there... it looks like... could it possibly be...? A beach ball?! Why on earth would someone bring a beach ball to a U2 show?! :confused:
 
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:bono:: No! I tell you, we're a very intellectual rock band! Theres no way we would have ever admitted to being Monty Phyton fans! I don't know where you got that information from... you must confuse us with someone else...

Interviewer: But I am sure that... let me just check my records... I'm sure I saw a quote somewhere...

:edge:: Hey Adam! Larry! Look! I just invented a new "Silly Walk"!!! :D
 
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:bono:: Oh, it's so nice hanging out with you guys! I really enjoy it! Reminds me of the good old days when I invented "The Lypton Village"...

Guggi: YOU invented?!

:bono:: Yeah, I came up with the idea that...

Guggi: Did you :censored:!

:bono:: What?! Seriously, Guggi, it was my idea to...

Guggi: :blahblah:

:bono:: :blahblah:

Gavin (thinking): Just like the old days, juuust like the old days... *sigh*
 
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:bono:: No! I tell you, we're a very intellectual rock band! Theres no way we would have ever admitted to being Monty Phyton fans! I don't know where you got that information from... you must confuse us with someone else...

Interviewer: But I am sure that... let me just check my records... I'm sure I saw a quote somewhere...

:edge:: Hey Adam! Larry! Look! I just invented a new "Silly Walk"!!! :D

LMAO!! :lmao: :lmao:
OMG Merc, you're on fire!! :lmao:
 
arhitetka said:


I was about to say the same thing :wink:

:lol: Well, I'm writing on my Masters right now, and a need small breaks now and then, so... :wink:
 
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