kcline1
The Fly
uhh ... Edge?
What?
Look, you're practically a brother to me, and I really like you as a person ... but could you not sit halfway in my lap? Or squeeze me into the arm of this couch?
But these cushions are too soft — I can't help it!
<sigh> Edge, there are two other cushions right over there. I won't be insulted if you sat on one of them.
You know, I did take a shower today ... unlike a certain lead singer I could name.