Caption Thread #5

[hay]

these are all great, you girls are too funny

P.S Is there any news on the u2captions.com site??

 

[Meghan]

It's coming along..... Slowly but surely.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

So I had this dream that I was a starfish, and I was swimming in a sea of pencils...

 

[wanderlust]

*heavy sigh* SLEEP, Edge! I said I need some *SLEEP*!!!

"Sleep with sheep, Bono?"
Bono-"Grrrr"

 

[Targon1991]

You are gonna kill me.
Great caps!

 

[Miringeltje]

Is there any news on the u2captions.com site??

Running into some technical difficulties that will hopefully be resolved soon.

 

[Sad_Girl]

Oh no! Someone brought a beachball! Has he seen it yet? He hasn't seen it yet... how do I get rid of it before he notices....

Oh look, Edge, a Beach Ball!

 

[hay]

Sad_Girl!!
thanks for the update Miringeltje

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

What....no updates?

 

[dazzledbylight]

YAY Caps!

 

[Meghan]

Well, because our main caption makers are busy with other things, I thought I'd try and get things started again.

C'mon girls and boys!!! If you've ever seen a photo and just cracked up laughing, shove it in this thread with a caption and someone will think its funny! Don't be shy, just go for it! Even if you don't think ours are very funny, put yours in and see what happens -- Diversity =

 

[Meghan]

Bono: (thinking) *Gasp* After all these years, could it be that Edge has finally given in to temptation? Kiss me, fool!

Edge: Hey, Bono, I forgot to tell you..... Larry, Adam and I decided next albums gonna be an instrumental.

Bono:

 

[Meghan]

Bono: Ouch! I'll get you good for that one!

Edge: Not if I get you first!

Larry:

Adam: Do I have to come back there?!

(Bono and Edge continue wrestling)

Adam: That's it! No ice-cream for anyone! And Bono, you can forget about getting that diamond encrusted beachball for Christmas!

Bono:

 

[Junebug]

diamond encrusted beachballs!!!

 

[kcline1]

— what the hell song are we on, now?

Dear God, I'm turning into Bono ...

 

[Meghan]

Yay! More captions!

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

(sings to self) "I'm not listening. La la la. Not listening! Everyone thinks I am, but I'm not. Ha ha! Fooled you!"

 

[resoody2]

baby jordan:
what do you mean your going to rule the world or merge from a lemon? oh, which ever one comes first.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: So, Adam. There was something I wanted to ask you about.

: What would that be, Larry?

: Well, um, it's kind of embarrassing...

: Larry, we're practically brothers! You can talk to me about anything. Just let it out.

: <sighs> Well, have you ever had...that not so fresh feeling? I just don't know how to deal with it!

: Ah, yes. Well, since you are the baby of the band, it's about time you asked me about it. You see, when a man reaches a certain point in his life, ...doctor's appointment......turn your head and cough...

: WTF are you talking about, Adam??? I meant that even though it looks like I'm having a good hair day, I still feel like all my hairs aren't in the precise place!

 

[BonoFox1]

OMG!!..THat was great LG!!!so funny I can barley type!!

 

[Carmelu2fan]

OMG!!..THat was great LG!!!so funny I can barley type!!

DITTO!!!

 

[Sad_Girl]

Did I just hear something meow under me drooms?

 

[karinlv]

 

[Max_theHitman]

AAAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hay]

poor larry

 

[Miringeltje]

: How dare you wear your shirt further open than me?

looking at Bernard thinking: Uh, oh. Trouble. I can't wait to hear and see where this will be going. I'm predicting: SENSATION!!

Bernard: Are you jealous, 'cause it looks better on me?

: What?! You can't be serious. I'm sure these PLEBANS would rather see me wear my shirt like that.

Bernard: But I've got a better figure for it than you do!

: Button up!!!

Bernard: Or else what you gonna do about it?

I'm gonna stare you down. Until you feel so uncomfortable, you don't know how fast to close up!

Bernard: Allright! I'm so taken of my sunglasses for this. I bet you can't do deal with that!

and Bernard are now both staring at each other.

: Uhm, guys, I'm sorry to interrupt, but the waiter is gesturing that our table is ready!

 

[Miringeltje]

: Quick. Think of something. Anything. To distract those Plebans. So they won't be paying attention to the bottom of your shirt. They can not find out you tried to dy their favorite purple shirt green. Damn, why o why did I run out of fabric paint, just when I was almost finished. Ok, just unbotton your shirt a little and give them the "Aye, Aye captain" salute and they'll probably only look at your face and chest! That should work.

 

[*sofia*]

omg that pic is awesome.

 

[Miringeltje]

But what about my caption?