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:larry:: So you see, here's my secret for great hair. You take some ordin'ry hair gel and mix it in with some Perrier - the trick is to get the exact ratio for the slickest look with the most volume. What is the exact ratio? <laughs> Oh, no, no, no. Won't tell you that! You'll have to figure it out! It's a coveted Mullen family secret that goes way back.
 
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:edge:: I told you, Laurence, if you held your feet out when the train went by, you'd lose your shoes. Now you have to walk home without them!
:larry:: Shaddup, Edge.
:adam:: I told him to let me superglue his shoes to his feet. But would he listen to me? Nope.
:larry:: Shaddup, Adam.
:bono:: Oh sure, LG, just snub me again. Don't give me anything to say. Fine. :madspit:
 
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
Bono pulls up his next lucky fan to dance with.
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:bono:: Damn this one sure is good looking! Possibly the best looking one I've pulled up ever!
:lmao: you girls are so funny :lmao:
 
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
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:edge:: I told you, Laurence, if you held your feet out when the train went by, you'd lose your shoes. Now you have to walk home without them!
:larry:: Shaddup, Edge.
:adam:: I told him to let me superglue his shoes to his feet. But would he listen to me? Nope.
:larry:: Shaddup, Adam.
:bono:: Oh sure, LG, just snub me again. Don't give me anything to say. Fine. :madspit:
:hmm: Larry has rather large feet......
 
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Edge: You're telling me you couldn't wait 30 more seconds til we got to the toilets?

Larry: It's the secret of my eternal youth. Never hold it in.

Edge: But are you gonna clean it up?

Larry: No. That's another secret of my eternal youth. Don't do anything that requires you to get down to cat-level.

Edge: You're an idiot Larry.
 
U2MaNaIcWeIdO said:
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:bono: :sigh: I wished I had hair like Larry's sometimes...:sigh:

Meghan said:
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Edge: You're telling me you couldn't wait 30 more seconds til we got to the toilets?

Larry: It's the secret of my eternal youth. Never hold it in.

Edge: But are you gonna clean it up?

Larry: No. That's another secret of my eternal youth. Don't do anything that requires you to get down to cat-level.

Edge: You're an idiot Larry.


omg - these are so awesome and purrrrfect :lol:
the 2nd pic just begs for such a caption!

you girls are great - I think I need to get myslef a photobucket account and try that too
I always enjoy the caption threads
keep 'em comming please :happy:
 
In order for the entire band to show up to receive the Humanitarian Honor in Portugal, Bono and Edge had to tell Larry and Adam they were getting special awards.
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:larry:: Thank you, Mr. President! I'm so humbled to have me gorgeous hair honored in your country!

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:adam:: Thank you, Mr. President! I'm so glad my superglue tricks make you and your people so happy! Oh, and no need to pin that medal on me. I brought my trusty superglue to keep it on!
 
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<amid rustling sound of perfumed handkerchiefs being held to noses>

:bono: Hey guys! I look great in pink, yeah? And what an honor ... being recognized for our humanitarian work ... :blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:

:larry: Okay, Edge, fine. I am an idiot. There. I said it. Now can I please move next to Adam?

:edge: Adam, next time put your superglue to some good use, willya? Like his pits ... ?

:adam: Sorry, guys -- but I ran out of it this morning. I just hope the president doesn't pass out when he pins that medal on him.
 
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:larry: Mr. President, please don't get angry ... but my best friend didn't shower this morning. It's nothing personal. He's ... forgetful, sometimes. 'Specially after four pints of Guinness.

:president: ... dear me, you poor men ... I'll make it quick with him. I promise.

:larry: We appreciate that. Believe me.
 
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:bono: So what do you reckon? Next tour, we use nothing but torches to light the stage!

:edge: It might have been okay..... If the torches hadn't been superglued to the ground -- ADAM!!

:adam: Hey, I'm an opportunist. I glue where I can, when I can.

:larry: :hmm: These torches really highlight me hair.....
 
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:bono: I've got it! Haircuts! That's what we'll be remembered for! Our haircuts!

:edge: Yep. Something that no one can ever take away from us.....

:adam: Not as long as they don't steel my superglue. I could never keep this afro on without my superglue.

:larry: I think we need gel.
 
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