Caption Thread #5

[*sofia*]

BEACHBALLS!!

 

[Miringeltje]

Meghan, that was hilarious!!

Give me one more chance and you'll be satisfied

Give me two more chances, you won't be denied

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For those of you interested in the captions website, there are new captions up under the sections of Bono, Macphisto, One and Stories for...

 

[labell]

Anton: WOOHOO SMELL MY PITS!
Bono: Put your damn arms down before me an' edge die.
Edge: wow I think i'm going to be sick.

 

[Max_theHitman]

Originally posted by labell

Anton: OK guys listen to me... this is my idea for U2´s next album cover photograph.
I want everyone with their arms up in the air and
acting like chimps.
We´ll put the band inside a Real ZOO cage with endangered African Gorillas...And we´ll call it "ZOO-TV: Part 2"

Bono: Could I wear a Tarzan G-string and swing from a vine?

Edge: I am NOT going to play "Cheeta" this time.

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Bono in a G-string!!! Adam would play Jane, he looks good as a woman!!!

 

[Shayla]

cute captions

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Oh hey there....I'm looking for beach balls on Ebay at the moment. I'm hoping to get a good one soon

 

[Merc]

It's not easy getting older...

*thinking*: I know I've seen this guy somewhere before, I just know it! But where?! Where?!

*thinking* Interesting! Veeery interesting! I think I've met this man once... ... he does look very familiar... What was his name...

 

[*sofia*]

Just pointing out, it would be the best thing ever to get those huge photographs on your own wall

 

[Meghan]

Are those..... Purple socks I see Bono wearing? They match the almighty purple shirt!

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

*thinking* The only time I forgot to wear my matching shirt to go with these soxes!

*stares at pitures trying not to notice Bono*

 

[Sad_Girl]

let's see a show of hands; who thinks we should change the band's name back to 'The Larry Mullen jr. Band'?

Larry's got the only mic, and it's driving you crazy, isn't it?

I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!

Another night, another audience full of lovely ladies to charm. Hey, how you doin, baby?

 

[kcline1]

let's see a show of hands; who thinks we should change the band's name back to 'The Larry Mullen jr. Band'?

Larry's got the only mic, and it's driving you crazy, isn't it?

I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!

Another night, another audience full of lovely ladies to charm. Hey, how you doin, baby?

P.S. Hey Adam -- you can charm me any time you'd like. Come on over, big fella!

 

[kcline1]

Give me two more chances, you won't be denied

:waiting audience: <faints>

Oh, God — not again! HELP!!
<sounds of stampeding feet toward back entrance>

 

[Merc]

Are those..... Purple socks I see Bono wearing? They match the almighty purple shirt!

Think he's learning socks-fashion from Mick Jagger!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

OMFG Meghan tears are coming out of my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!! And Sad_Girl - poor Bono crying b/c he doesn't have the mike!!! Oh all of these are wonderful to come home to from my trip to NYC. Thanks ladies!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

<thinking>: OMG it's a PLEBAn right in front of me. Stay calm, Bono. don't look her in the eye. Looking a PLEBAn in the eye can cause madness.

(John whispers off camera)

: What was that, John?!?!??!?? It's Lemon Grrrrrl in front of me here? Oh no. We'd better make a run for it!

Photo taken by yours truly outside MSG on 10/10/05. :bows:

 

[Meghan]

WOAH!!!! you got that close!!!!

i don't know whether to say or

I'll go with

I'm proud of you grrrrrl!

(and thanks to you and everyone else who liked my caption )

 

[Miringeltje]

: Thanks for reminding me that LG will be at the concert today, John. I heard she has a soft spot for exposed neck. And now I had the time to get my hair out of the way by pulling it back in a ponytail, so she can get a better look at it. You think she'll like it?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

...continuing Miringeltje's cap...

Later that evening...

: Here ya go, LG - this one's for you!



LG: <slurp> Thanks Bono! You're the best! Don't forget to check out u2captions.com, sweetie!


Another photo taken by yours truly. :bows:

 

[Miringeltje]

: Well, hello there!!

*thinking* Good, I'm no longer the shortest person in the room!

 

[BonoFox1]

<thinking>: OMG it's a PLEBAn right in front of me. Stay calm, Bono. don't look her in the eye. Looking a PLEBAn in the eye can cause madness.

(John whispers off camera)

: What was that, John?!?!??!?? It's Lemon Grrrrrl in front of me here? Oh no. We'd better make a run for it!

Photo taken by yours truly outside MSG on 10/10/05. :bows:

GREAT!!!........Uh, did Bono have a Pony Tail here???
looks like it!

 

[BonoFox1]

uh, nevermind, my question was answered in the next post

 

[MBS]

Alright, so if the Molarity of HCL(aq) is 2.0M and it takes 25mL of NaOH to reach the equivalence point.....then to find the molarity of NaOH all I have to do is...........








Ask Edge.





Brought to you by:
A poor lass studying for her chem midterm

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Here you go Camera Guy...I'm giving you my glasses so that some of the Plebans can see my pretty blue eyes....Oops....I seem to have put them ON the Camera....

Sorry if I offend anyone

 

[Merc]

Alright, so if the Molarity of HCL(aq) is 2.0M and it takes 25mL of NaOH to reach the equivalence point.....then to find the molarity of NaOH all I have to do is...........








Ask Edge.

Good luck with your chemistry, MBS!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Good luck on the midterm, MBS. Let us know how you do.

: I shouldn't have had Taco Bell for lunch today.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Ummm, Bono - you're standing on my foot.

: Shutup Adam. Deal with it. It's your own fault for being the tallest.

& : Oh sure, LG. Don't give us anything to say.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Okay guys, so we're getting so much great response with the ONE Campaign at our concerts. I think tonight we could easily get more than 5,000 more to sign up. It's so important conservatives liberals all united for one cause, so be sure to do your best tonight...

:rest: <thinking>: Does he know he stepped in dog shite? I hope someone else tells him before we get on stage. I ain't tellin' him.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Good going, Bono.
: Shutup, Edge.
: Just had to play a practical joke on Ali, didn't ya? Just had to drag all of us into it, didn't ya?
: Shutup, Larry. FOAD.
: No, you FOAD, you stupid tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms. You didn't think she was serious when she said we had to ride outside this time!
: Cool! I can see my house from here!