Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[chemgirl]

They're ALL adorable!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, I've got a Bonosapien caption:

The Mullengus is not especially accepting of affection from the Bonosapien. Just moments after this photo was snapped, the Mullengus initiated a scuffle. Luckily the Edgesaurus was there to restrain him before any real harm could come to the Bonosapien.

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[youvedonewhat]

Okay, I've got a Bonosapien caption:

The Mullengus is not especially accepting of affection from the Bonosapien. Just moments after this photo was snapped, the Mullengus initiated a scuffle. Luckily the Edgesaurus was there to restrain him before any real harm could come to the Bonosapien.

You made me laff and that's quite an acheivement for me today.

 

[waynetravis]

*walks up and tries the door, and sees a neon light in the back*

Uhhh?? What's that say? *peers through window* P-L-E-B-A-R??

*runs*

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

This was on the FOURTH page!

Bono: *snoring, talking in his sleep* Zzzzz.. yes, I use a leave in conditioner.. zzzzz.
Larry: Bono Wake up.
Bono: Zzzzzz.. it's simple, you just hold the guitar and everyone thinks you can play.. zzzzz.
Larry: Bono, wake up!
Bono: *waking up a little* Five more minutes, mum!
Larry: I'm not your mum! We're in the middle of a fooking show!
Bono: *snoring again* Zzzzz.. man, this guy in my band is a pain.. zzzzzz.
Larry:

 

[Alisaura]

good one

Page four??

 

[europop2005]

(beatboxing) *boom chika boom* *boom chika boom* *err* *err* *chika boom boom chika boom*

so he said "when ya gonna play acrobat?" and i'm like whats the deal? don't you want me to express how i feel, that stuffs all wack its dead and gone, so why don't you just let me do my thing son? we got all the albums and the best of's too, ya just wanna think that we all foos???

 

[europop2005]

alright right here we have this absoloutly posh English bass player, lets start the bidding at $25, do i hear 30, do i hear 30 yes i hear 30 alright 40, 40, 40 wheres 40? how long do i have to...alright theres 40, how about jumping it up, do i hear 50, 50, 50, yes 50 from the gentleman in the beanie...will we go any higher, going once, going twice..."

 

[europop2005]

Angelina: Yes Brad, were adopting him too

 

[MooMoo!]

Win

 

[emmabergstrom]

Angelina: Yes Brad, were adopting him too

LMAO!!!

Edge looks a little

 

[BonoFox1]

Angelina: Yes Brad, were adopting him too

LOL!!!!

 

[Alisaura]

(beatboxing) *boom chika boom* *boom chika boom* *err* *err* *chika boom boom chika boom*

so he said "when ya gonna play acrobat?" and i'm like whats the deal? don't you want me to express how i feel, that stuffs all wack its dead and gone, so why don't you just let me do my thing son? we got all the albums and the best of's too, ya just wanna think that we all foos???

Europop's done it again...

*bids for the posh English bass player* 300!!

 

[europop2005]

400 400 400 400 do i hear 450 or higher???

 

[europop2005]

no no no you got it all wrong, its first over then under
its not that, first you pull it under then you put it over
first of all its mathamatically impossible to hook it at that angle, might i suggest a 45 degree curve downwards and---
I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING MY OWN TIE!

 

[Alisaura]

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono: Dammit, Edge What did I tell you?
Edge: Not to sneak up behind you when you're having dinner...
Bono: Because?
Edge: Because it's creepy and weird *hangs head*
Bono: And?
Edge: Ali said that if you don't find some way to make me stop she's gonna find somebody else to have dinner with.
Bono: And she'll be back from the ladies room any second now Scram before she gets back. We'll discuss this later...

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[europop2005]

I WILL NOT BLINK!!!

 

[Rini]

Whups - bad post! Sorry! The one below is what I meant to do!

Great posts, everyone. I'm cracking up over here!

 

[Rini]

forgive me for this...it was just the perfect opportunity, bonos face just says it

Oh my god...is that where his ass is????

Or else he's thinking: "I can see right up Edge's nose!"

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I WILL NOT BLINK!!!

This reminds me of Peanut!

 

[OrARoundabout]

Angelina: Yes Brad, were adopting him too

Now they can scratch Ireland off their list...they have their eyes on you (insert random country here)

 

[Galeongirl]

*thinking* just... a.. little... further... almost.. there...


*out of screen* Bono, just give up, you can't touch your nose with your tongue okay?

 

[waynetravis]

In reference to the "sometimes Bono hits us...really hard" quote:

DON'T...you talk to me like that again else I show you the back of me hand...

 

[zuropa_fit]

I haven't been in here in awhile. Priceless!

 

[strwrsjedi_08]

In reference to the "sometimes Bono hits us...really hard" quote:

DON'T...you talk to me like that again else I show you the back of me hand...

 

[BonoFox1]

In reference to the "sometimes Bono hits us...really hard" quote:

DON'T...you talk to me like that again else I show you the back of me hand...

LOL!! good one!!.....er Bono can hit me anytime....better yet hit on me



j/k

 

[Reggo]

Bono tries to get the crowd to do the Hokey Pokey with him...

You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out--left FOOT, people. Foot. Not left hand!