Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[Elann]

 

[Rachel D.]

They sure don't look very happy!


:Someone off screen: Suprise! You're all going to get colonoscopies! Sorry about the deception, but it was the only way to get you to do it.




:Guy in background:

 

[Rachel D.]

Gore: We really are seeing significant shrinkage around the north and south poles.
Bono: This is my shiney pole. You and Edge can't have it! I saw it first!
Gore:
Edge: That is NOT your shiney pole and you canNOT take it back to the hotel room with you.
Bono: My pole. I called it.
Edge: No, it's Sundance's pole. And if you tear down one of their tents, they won't let you come back to play in the shiney snow.
Gore:
Bono: I like the shiney snow.
Edge: So what are you going to do with the pole?
Bono: Leave it here?
Edge: 'Leave it here,' that's right. Now what were you saying, Mr. Gore?
Gore:

Bono has that mischievous look on his face.

 

[kafrun]

 

[europop2005]

Suddenly Bono realized that his charity strip poker tournament in a packed stadium wasn't his most genius of moments.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Suddenly Bono realized that his charity strip poker tournament in a packed stadium wasn't his most genius of moments.

OR

Bono suddenly realized that drinking all that coffee before going on stage wasn't his most genius of moments.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Wait, what charity?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Ban Ki-Moon: Come on Bono.
Bono: Wait!
Ban Ki-Moon: What?
Bono: I'm not allowed to cross the street unless someone holds my hand
Ban Ki-Moon: ...
Bono: *holds out hand*
Ban Ki-moon: Oh for god's sake *grabs*
Bono: Yay!

 

[Ava79]

Ban Ki-Moon: Come on Bono.
Bono: Wait!
Ban Ki-Moon: What?
Bono: I'm not allowed to cross the street unless someone holds my hand
Ban Ki-Moon: ...
Bono: *holds out hand*
Ban Ki-moon: Oh for god's sake *grabs*
Bono: Yay!

Doesn't Bono know that there's a place called PLEBA if he needs someone to hold his hand...?

 

[Galeongirl]

awwwwwwwwwww~!

 

[zuropa_fit]

Ban Ki-Moon: Come on Bono.
Bono: Wait!
Ban Ki-Moon: What?
Bono: I'm not allowed to cross the street unless someone holds my hand
Ban Ki-Moon: ...
Bono: *holds out hand*
Ban Ki-moon: Oh for god's sake *grabs*
Bono: Yay!

That's so cute!

 

[BonoFox1]

Ban Ki-Moon: Come on Bono.
Bono: Wait!
Ban Ki-Moon: What?
Bono: I'm not allowed to cross the street unless someone holds my hand
Ban Ki-Moon: ...
Bono: *holds out hand*
Ban Ki-moon: Oh for god's sake *grabs*
Bono: Yay!

WAH HA HA HA HA!!!

you are fast DOL!!...

 

[Rini]

I see the Japanese are about to find out about "Pull my finger."

 

[butter7]

I see the Japanese are about to find out about "Pull my finger."

He's from S. Korea...

 

[emmabergstrom]

Ban Ki-Moon: Come on Bono.
Bono: Wait!
Ban Ki-Moon: What?
Bono: I'm not allowed to cross the street unless someone holds my hand
Ban Ki-Moon: ...
Bono: *holds out hand*
Ban Ki-moon: Oh for god's sake *grabs*
Bono: Yay!

LMAO!!!

Bono's so cute!!!

 

[emmabergstrom]

Bono: WTF?! What is Edge's beanie doing on Elie Wiesel's head?!

Tzipi Livni: *thinking* Is this guy serious?

 

[WithOrWithOutE]

^ good one

 

[iloveedge]

omg!

 

[BonoFox1]

Bono: WTF?! What is Edge's beanie doing on Elie Wiesel's head?!

Tzipi Livni: *thinking* Is this guy serious?

LOL!!! Good one Emma!!!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono: Ali! They only put two lime slices in my drink!
Ali: I swear Bono, you are worse than a two year old sometimes

 

[waynetravis]

Bono: WTF?! What is Edge's beanie doing on Elie Wiesel's head?!

Tzipi Livni: *thinking* Is this guy serious?

 

[bonocomet]

Ali: "Honestly Bono I didn't need my (RED) Auction Program autographed you know."

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[OrARoundabout]

Ali: "Honestly Bono I didn't need my (RED) Auction Program autographed you know."

 

[Rini]

He's from S. Korea...

I KNEW THAT! I was just testing to see if anyone else... ah, nuts...


LOL

 

[Kristin Machina]

Uh-oh, I saw some PLEBAns walk in. Quick, protect the goods, boys!

 

[zuropa_fit]

^ It's funny because it's true!

 

[BonoFox1]

Uh-oh, I saw some PLEBAns walk in. Quick, protect the goods, boys!

GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! YUP protect the goods boys!!!

 

[Ava79]

Uh-oh, I saw some PLEBAns walk in. Quick, protect the goods, boys!

Edge seems to be the most concerned about his goods!

 

[BonoFox1]

Edge seems to be the most concerned about his goods!

might be because he is the most fertile