Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[Reggo]

^^^ x 100mil

Good ones, Ali! Rock, paper, scissors...

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[mysterious_jen]

loving the rock, paper scissors!!!!!

 

[waynetravis]

*sips tea*
*rambling off camera*
Not the damn fish story again *walks off*

 

[bonocomet]

 

[Gluey]

:SirBob: According to Bono the fish was this big

:SirBob: But I saw it and it was really only this big.
:Bono:

 

[Bonogirl777]

What?!!! The fish wasn't this big!!!

It was this big!!!

 

[Gluey]

 

[Bonogirl777]

*other guy thinking in head* Why does Bono ALWAYS get away with the middle finger, but yet when I try I always get, "Do that again and you lose your job George!!" Or "George, I can't believe you!!!"

 

[Bonogirl777]

Don't you just LOVE my new purse?!!!!

 

[Bonogirl777]

HIGH FIVE!!!
*statue is obviously silent*
You're just jealous of my new purse aren't you?

 

[Gluey]

Oooh da big shiney, pwease pwetty pwease, shiney for meeeee!!

 

[Bonogirl777]

*man* So if you look over here Bono
*notice statue is pointing other way*
*in head* Wait...this is confusing....which way to look? I...I....want to look to my left but yet at the same time, it's very tempting to look to my right!!! Ohhnnoooo!!!!

 

[Bonogirl777]

Oooh da big shiney, pwease pwetty pwease, shiney for meeeee!!

I had the same thought when I saw that!!

 

[tlski]

*man* So if you look over here Bono
*notice statue is pointing other way*
*in head* Wait...this is confusing....which way to look? I...I....want to look to my left but yet at the same time, it's very tempting to look to my right!!! Ohhnnoooo!!!!

What is the statue of....kind of looks alien!

 

[Bonogirl777]

*our new friend I named George* So you see...Bono..Bono....are you listening to me?!!!
*singing along* "Now I'M stuck in a moment, and now I can't get out of it!"

 

[waynetravis]

I loved you in Die Hard

 

[Bonogirl777]

Yes, my skin is amazingly smooth!! And yours can too with my new product, Bonolicious Skin!

 

[tlski]

Yes, my skin is amazingly smooth!! And yours can too with my new product, Bonolicious Skin!

 

[BonoFox1]

HIGH FIVE!!!
*statue is obviously silent*
You're just jealous of my new purse aren't you?

The statue looks like Jack Nicholson

 

[iloveedge]

The statue looks like Jack Nicholson

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Yes, my skin is amazingly smooth!! And yours can too with my new product, Bonolicious Skin!

I like Bonolicious Skin.

 

[Bonogirl777]

Come on! You know you want to give me a big kiss!!















You know I would!!!

 

[Serena Vox]

*bites into the cake* *thinks to self: Pretend you like it, pretend you like it, pretend you like it.*

5 seconds later...

*thinking to self: Oh good grief! What did they put in this?!*

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

While in Germany, Bono had a wonderful time playing a modified version of charades with his new friend:

Man: *puts hands together and moves them rhythmically* Click, click, click.
: No wait, don't tell me, I'll get it!
Man: *hums a pretty tune*
: I've got it! Invisible knitting needles!
Man: Correct!

 

[tlski]

While in Germany, Bono had a wonderful time playing a modified version of charades with his new friend:

Man: *puts hands together and moves them rhythmically* Click, click, click.
: No wait, don't tell me, I'll get it!
Man: *hums a pretty tune*
: I've got it! Invisible knitting needles!
Man: Correct!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: Hey you! Quit staring at my arse!

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

HIGH FIVE!!!
*statue is obviously silent*
You're just jealous of my new purse aren't you?

When I look at this statue....I think of an abstract version of Tony Blair!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hey you! Quit staring at my arse!

:man with mustache: Wanna stare at mine?