Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[Reggo]

(oop) What do you do when they think up stuff that's not in the instruction manual?

 

[Reggo]

They didn't believe Big Bird when he told his friends about Snuffy, either. But we'll show Edge, won't we, Mr. Giraffe?

 

[Galeongirl]

What do you do when they think up stuff that's not in the instruction manual?

Where's Adam in that pic or do I not get it?

 

[Reggo]

Where's Adam in that pic or do I not get it?

It's Adam commenting. should've put an (oop) in there. Sorreh.

 

[Reggo]

It's nice to see you, Adam.
Really?
Yes. I feel safer when you're in plain view.

 

[Bonogirl777]

They didn't believe Big Bird when he told his friends about Snuffy, either. But we'll show Edge, won't we, Mr. Giraffe?

OMG that is sooooo cute!!! That's our Bono!!

 

[Reggo]

I don't know what inspired this. It's long, it's nuts. And I apologize in advance.

Tre: How come Larry gets a fan on his drumset? I don't get a fan. No, I have to sit up there and sweat my balls off, but Larry gets a fan. It's not fair, I want a fan.
Billie: Okay, sweetie, we'll get you a fan, if that's what you want.
Tre: yes, I want a fan. Maybe then I won't have a sweat mark on my ass that looks like I pissed myself.
U2:
Mike:
Larry: If it's really that big a deal, you can borrow one of mine, I got more.
Tre: I don't want your smelly old fan, Lardence, I want my own!
Larry: Jaysus, you try to be nice to somebody...
Bono: Is he always like this?
Mike: Only when he's PMSing.
Bono:
Mike: Tre is a girl in a man's body. That's the best way I can explain it.
Edge: I've found a new research project. Here's my card. Bring him by the lab sometime.
Mike: Sure.
Adam: Whoa there!
Bono: What?
Adam: He grabbed my arse!
Billie: I did not. It was Larry.
Larry: I did not!
Billie: Yes, you did, I saw you!
Larry: I'm standing on the other side of you. How did I grab his arse?
Billie: I don't know your mystical Irish ass-grabbing powers!
Edge: Mystical Irish ass-grabbing powers.
Tre: You have moobs, Lardence.
Larry: Umm...okay? That was random.
Tre: Can I touch?
Larry: No!
Billie: Tre!
Tre: Sorry.
Bono: It's for charity, it's for charity, it's for charity. Just keep telling yourself, Bono, it's for charity.
Mike: Maybe I should have brought that beachball...

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Mystical Irish ass-grabbing powers


I'm gonna randomly start asking people if they have mystical Irish ass-grabbing powers.

 

[mysterious_jen]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! mystical irish arse grabbing powers .... heheheh
i would let him use them on me!

 

[europop2005]

so you see Kofi, by 2010 I think that we will be able to eradicate poverty, get clean water and medicine to children, and save Africa!

Kofi Annan: Ok good...so are you going to ever play Acrobat or not???

 

[europop2005]

so what do you think of my Africa proposal?
man: Its great! In fact I feel like I need to scream something to the world?
Really??? you want to tell everyone its an important issue???
man: I want to tell everyone...
yesssss...
man: scream it out to the world...
c'mon...
man: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

so you see Kofi, by 2010 I think that we will be able to eradicate poverty, get clean water and medicine to children, and save Africa!

Kofi Annan: Ok good...so are you going to ever play Acrobat or not???

Leave it to the great Kofi Annan to ask the REAL important questions!

 

[Lobe]

so you see Kofi, by 2010 I think that we will be able to eradicate poverty, get clean water and medicine to children, and save Africa!

Kofi Annan: Ok good...so are you going to ever play Acrobat or not???

Good one!

 

[bonocomet]

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bono: EDGE! Look at that girl's sign! It says 'Hey Bono! I know the H chord!' I can't believe you taught her and not me!
Edge: Bono...
Bono: I'm gonna go pull her up. I know she'll teach it to me
Edge: ...This is not going to end well.

Bono: Go on then, play me the H chord.
Girl: *plays a chord*
Edge: *watches*

Bono: *sniff* That is just so beautiful
Girl: *plays it again*
Edge: That's an E chord!

 

[McPhisto's Advocate]

Europop and DOL...

 

[WithOrWithOutE]

I don't know what inspired this. It's long, it's nuts. And I apologize in advance.

Tre: How come Larry gets a fan on his drumset? I don't get a fan. No, I have to sit up there and sweat my balls off, but Larry gets a fan. It's not fair, I want a fan.
Billie: Okay, sweetie, we'll get you a fan, if that's what you want.
Tre: yes, I want a fan. Maybe then I won't have a sweat mark on my ass that looks like I pissed myself.
U2:
Mike:
Larry: If it's really that big a deal, you can borrow one of mine, I got more.
Tre: I don't want your smelly old fan, Lardence, I want my own!
Larry: Jaysus, you try to be nice to somebody...
Bono: Is he always like this?
Mike: Only when he's PMSing.
Bono:
Mike: Tre is a girl in a man's body. That's the best way I can explain it.
Edge: I've found a new research project. Here's my card. Bring him by the lab sometime.
Mike: Sure.
Adam: Whoa there!
Bono: What?
Adam: He grabbed my arse!
Billie: I did not. It was Larry.
Larry: I did not!
Billie: Yes, you did, I saw you!
Larry: I'm standing on the other side of you. How did I grab his arse?
Billie: I don't know your mystical Irish ass-grabbing powers!
Edge: Mystical Irish ass-grabbing powers.
Tre: You have moobs, Lardence.
Larry: Umm...okay? That was random.
Tre: Can I touch?
Larry: No!
Billie: Tre!
Tre: Sorry.
Bono: It's for charity, it's for charity, it's for charity. Just keep telling yourself, Bono, it's for charity.
Mike: Maybe I should have brought that beachball...

OMG that's so funny!

 

[dazzledbylight]

adam gets his revenge the next night!
hmm mm mm rmm (my lips ahh adam you bastard )

omg!





there'a actually a superglue formula now where it DOESN't bond to skin......







.........BUT.......






..... we won't TELL our boys now- wiiillll we ??!!!???

 

[Galeongirl]

Bono: EDGE! Look at that girl's sign! It says 'Hey Bono! I know the H chord!' I can't believe you taught her and not me!
Edge: Bono...
Bono: I'm gonna go pull her up. I know she'll teach it to me
Edge: ...This is not going to end well.

Bono: Go on then, play me the H chord.
Girl: *plays a chord*
Edge: *watches*

Bono: *sniff* That is just so beautiful
Girl: *plays it again*
Edge: That's an E chord!

*dies laughing*

 

[bonocomet]

Must not look. Must not look. Must not look. *looks* Dammit, I said I wouldn't look.

that one was greAt!

(and the pic still has the name I named it )

 

[Bonogirl777]

Ummmmmm...Edge......where's the little Irish rock star's room?!!!

Edge!!! Where is it?!!!!

EEEEEDDDDGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

I just realized there was a new thread I'm a little

^

RegularBonoFan, your long one with Green Day was HILARIOUS!

 

[u2jesusgirl]

Bono: EDGE! Look at that girl's sign! It says 'Hey Bono! I know the H chord!' I can't believe you taught her and not me!
Edge: Bono...
Bono: I'm gonna go pull her up. I know she'll teach it to me
Edge: ...This is not going to end well.

Bono: Go on then, play me the H chord.
Girl: *plays a chord*
Edge: *watches*

Bono: *sniff* That is just so beautiful
Girl: *plays it again*
Edge: That's an E chord!

OMG now I know what they were discussing up there onstage when I took those... oh lol!!

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

this one is from the other thread, but i love it!

For all the Sesame Street fans:

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
Before I finish my song?

(Hint: It's not Bono or Edge.)

i just found it and i am cracking up right now!!

 

[lil_witch]

Bono: EDGE! Look at that girl's sign! It says 'Hey Bono! I know the H chord!' I can't believe you taught her and not me!
Edge: Bono...
Bono: I'm gonna go pull her up. I know she'll teach it to me
Edge: ...This is not going to end well.

Bono: Go on then, play me the H chord.
Girl: *plays a chord*
Edge: *watches*

Bono: *sniff* That is just so beautiful
Girl: *plays it again*
Edge: That's an E chord!

omg!..that is probably the funniest caption ever!

 

[last unicorn]

I know this is a little off topic (great captions, by the way!) - but does Bono have to read his lyrics from a sheet of paper? AGAIN?

 

[waynetravis]

don't know this poitician's name, so i'll call her aa PLEBAn.

PLEBAn: *looks at Bono, then looks away, then looks back*

PLEBAn: *looks away* *looks back*

PLEBAn: ''it's...i'ts.......BONO!!!??!''

 

[Galeongirl]

Angela merkel

and yes, she IS a PLEBAn...

 

[last unicorn]

Angela Merkel, German chancellor.

And yes, she seems to be a little ... fascinated with Bono.

I have never seen here look like that when she met, let's say George W. Bush.

 

[Gluey]

Now, I don't care that Edge told you to do it. It's just not cool to do fake farts over the sound system each time I bend over.
:man: *gigglesnorflegiggle*