Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

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kafrun said:
^ I'll try to make less funny captions :uhoh:


The stress of being on the road had finally caught up with Larry. Soon, they would be scratching their heads, wondering just what set him off..
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:larry: What's that, Danny? What fire? That fire over there in the corner? You want me to use the fire? But I can't do it, Danny, that's part of our pyrotechnics. What's that, Danny the talking Leprachaun that lives on my shoulder? You want to use the fire to burn this place down? But I can't do it, Danny, that would be destruction of property. What? Well.. yes.. yes I suppose you're right. What's that you say? Today, the Staples Center, tomorrow, the world? :hmm: You make a compelling argument, my friend.


OMG!! :lmao: :lmao:
 
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:bono: Where’s my shiney? I set it down right here while the picture was being taken and now it’s gone! :shocked:
:adam: :edge: Here we go again! The imaginary shiney rears it’s ugly head!
:larry: Keep going on about shineys, you’ll eventually be declared :crazy: and it will be the Larry Mullen Band once again!
 
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:bono: You guys will still help me look right?
:adam: :edge: Sure we will…here shiney, shiney!
:larry: Oh this is great! Not to long now! :coocoo:
 
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:bono: Hey! My shiney!
:adam::edge: It does exist!
:larry: CRAP!
Guy on cell phone- I better call to stop the truck before someone gets hurt! :tsk: No signal!
 
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:adam: There goes the shiney!
:edge: Yep!
:larry: :scream:He’s gonna jump!
:bono: *jumps* Weeheeeeeee! Come to me my precious!
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No band member was hurt in the making of this caption.
 
kafrun said:
^ I'll try to make less funny captions :uhoh:


The stress of being on the road had finally caught up with Larry. Soon, they would be scratching their heads, wondering just what set him off..
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:larry: What's that, Danny? What fire? That fire over there in the corner? You want me to use the fire? But I can't do it, Danny, that's part of our pyrotechnics. What's that, Danny the talking Leprachaun that lives on my shoulder? You want to use the fire to burn this place down? But I can't do it, Danny, that would be destruction of property. What? Well.. yes.. yes I suppose you're right. What's that you say? Today, the Staples Center, tomorrow, the world? :hmm: You make a compelling argument, my friend.

:lmao: Best one ever!:up:
 
kafrun said:
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:adam: My book, hands off :mad:
Woman: Mr. Clayton, we need the book back now.
:adam: They gave me this book and a pen. I draw purty pictures now :mad: Get your own book.
:larry: *looks away* Here we go.. :rolleyes
Woman: No no, the idea is you give the book back to the fan now, sir :huh:
:adam: LET. GO. :grumpy


:laugh: poor Ads! Great caps Kaf :love:
 
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:bono: ugh I dont wanna be here!
ali: just smile and wave and pretend to be happy
:bono: but you tricked me! you said we were going to Chuck E Cheese! Now i'm bored, and hungry!
ali: I'll take you after now behave or so help me, heres some apple juice
:bono: you win this time!
 
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:edge: Run! It's Godzilla!
:larry: ...that's not Godzilla.
:edge: Well, run like it is Godzilla!
:larry: :no: It's just Bono!
:edge: Can we keep him and call him Bonozilla then? :hyper:
:adam: :coocoo:
 
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Larry: I don't know Bono, some of those fangirls on the forums are freaking me out.
Bono: Ah, it's ok, it's just harmless fun :yes:
:edge: :love:

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Larry: But just they way they need to know every little detail.. :no:
Bono: What can I say, I'm a fascinating person? :cool:
Edge: *sniff* Mmmmmm.. his hair smells like vanilla.. :drool: OMG, I have to go IM all my friends and tell them :hyper:
 
^ Hands gluey a towel :wink:



Panicked that people were starting to say his youthful looks were fading, Larry knew there was only one way to reclaim his status as 'the babyfaced one' of the group..



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So he joined a new group.

:larry: We call ourselves The Larry Mullen Band :cool:
 
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:adam: :giggle:
:edge: Adam, cut it out :tsk: You know about Bono's OCD, give him back his spot.
:bono: Ugh.. uhh.. I don't feel right.. :( Everything's out of order.. oh no, this isn't right at all..:no: I.. I feel dizzy.. I think I feel a panic attack coming on :huh: I need.. I need to sit down..
 
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Kylie: Prance!
:bono: I'm prancing..
Kylie: Not like that, like this. It's needs to be more showy!
:bono: I'm doing my best. I'd get way more into it if you'd just let me wear the outfit..
Kylie: Don't start that again. I told you, you're not the start of this show. Now PRANCE!
:bono: Err, like this? :dance:
Kylie: :rolleyes:
 
kafrun said:
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Kylie: Prance!
:bono: I'm prancing..
Kylie: Not like that, like this. It's needs to be more showy!
:bono: I'm doing my best. I'd get way more into it if you'd just let me wear the outfit..
Kylie: Don't start that again. I told you, you're not the start of this show. Now PRANCE!
:bono: Err, like this? :dance:
Kylie: :rolleyes:

:laugh:
 
*spits all over over newly cleaned keyboard....AGAIN*

Kaf, I think you're going to need to come with a health warning soon :D

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
kafrun said:
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Kylie: Prance!
:bono: I'm prancing..
Kylie: Not like that, like this. It's needs to be more showy!
:bono: I'm doing my best. I'd get way more into it if you'd just let me wear the outfit..
Kylie: Don't start that again. I told you, you're not the start of this show. Now PRANCE!
:bono: Err, like this? :dance:
Kylie: :rolleyes:
:lmao: :lmao: You're a genius!
 
:lol: this is so good, i decided not to quote any of them because i couldn't decide which one to pick! these are all just too good!!

Oh and i agree Gluey, Kaf really does need to come with a health warning, i've already sprayed my water all over the front of my pc screen from laughing so much and now my stomach hurts, please no more!!:happy:
 
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