Caption Thread #16

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:edge: :ohmy: I don't suppose now would be a good time to bring up the fact that Adam doused my shoulders in superglue a second ago, would it?
:bono: Are you trying to traumatize me, Adam? :scream:
 
Bonogirl777 said:

Is it me..............or is Bono's middle finger way longer than his pointer finger?!!!:huh: :eyebrow:
I think it's just you and the angle his hand is at. Everyone's middle finger is a little longer than their pointer.
 
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:adam: Larry...your chest...its so muscular...its blinding!!
:larry: Come on lad, you knew that long before now :sexywink:

:edge: Hey Bono, isn't that your shiney down there in the parade?
:bono: I...I think it is! Someone go down and get it for me?? Please?
:adam: I'll go. :grumpy:
 
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:bono: Thanks Adam, me boy!
:adam: (from inside) *mumbles* :grumpy:

a few moments later....

:edge: Hey, I see Adam down there! Is that him wrestling the man in the shark costume? Cause...I think the shark's winning...
:adam: (from below) I got it!! With only minor injuries!
:bono: Thanks Adam! I love you!!
:larry: :eyebrow:
 
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:edge: Good job Adam! Don't mind Paul here, he's a little :coocoo:
:bono: (thinking) nobody calls me PAUL!
:bono: Thanks Adam! Now bring me shiney back to its rightful owner!
:adam: (from below) Um, guys? This shark guy has no zipper...:ohmy:
 
U2_Dudette said:

(Off Screen)
Bono: So, Adam, what kind of superglue prank did you pull on Edge today?
Adam: Surprisingly, I didn't use superglue this time.
Bono: Really?! What did you do, then?
Adam: Oh, nothing much. I just put a praying mantis in his shorts.
Edge: WHAT???!!! :eek: ADAM!!!
Adam and Bono: :giggle: :giggle:
 
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Rachel D. said:


(Off Screen)
Bono: So, Adam, what kind of superglue prank did you pull on Edge today?
Adam: Surprisingly, I didn't use superglue this time.
Bono: Really?! What did you do, then?
Adam: Oh, nothing much. I just put a praying mantis in his shorts.
Edge: WHAT???!!! :eek: ADAM!!!
Adam and Bono: :giggle: :giggle:

:lmao: :lmao: good one!
 
:ohmy: This thread totally exploded in superglue and shiny jokes. You new ladies are fast.

This old lady can only manage one caption at the moment:

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Larry: :yikes: PLEBAn attack! Must protect the moobs at all costs *crosses arms*
 
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*announcer guy in the middle* This week on..............................Iron Chef Dublin!!! Our Iron Chefs will go head to head to make the best food in 1 hour. Today's secret ingredents are...................................SHINEY FOODS!!!!!!!!!!

:bono: Shi....shi..shi.........SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYS!!!!!:shocked: :hyper: Are they over there?!!!!
:edge: :adam: :larry: Oh here we go.











That last bit was from the Simpsons!!
 
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woman: What my colleague is trying to say is...
:bono:: (thinking) Earrings...so purdy...so shiney...
woman:...as he will now demonstrate using a graph from the data we have collected.
man: Erm, I can't get past the big black screen that says 'Betty Dalton 4EVA!!!'...and...and it appears my hands are stuck to the keyboard... :(
:bono:: (snapping out of trance) :ohmy: Are you using my computer?
 
U2_Dudette said:
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bono: damn you edge! this isnt the H chord!

That might be one of my favorite H Chord ones

To answer the questions asked:

The H Chord joke started with one picture that had Edge trying to get rid of Bono for a few hours by writing down music to something (I can't remmeber what it was) and Bono spends the next....well pretty much all of eternity trying to figure out how to play an H Chord, which doesn't actually exist.

And just a guess on the shiny jokes, I think it's just trying to say that Bono is like a little kid and is easily distracted by any shiny thing he might see.
 
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:adam: *strum* *nothing* What the...? *examines guitar, one of the knobs is missing* Who gave one of my bass knobs to Bono for his shiney?
 
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:larry: You stand here, you say?
:adam: Yep.
:larry: And then you push these white and black things, yes?
:adam: That's how it's done.
:larry: Fascinating.
 
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:bono: Ah! A guitar! I have seen these. In stories. Tell me, Edge, how does it work?
:edge:
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You take this little plastic pick and you put it to these strings here and you strum. *strums, plays a chord*
:bono: Woooooow.
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