RegularBonoFan said:
John: I've an idea.
Paul: What's that then?
John: It's a prank.
Paul: Alright.
John: I'm gonna put bit of this new stuff called superglue on these headphones. Then we jsut wait and see who's the idiot that gets stuck in them.
Paul: Brilliant.
Ringo: I like it!
*many moons later*
Tre: Lemme take these headphones off... hey, wait. I'm stuck!
ADAM!
It wasn't me I swear!
Get him!
*runs, Bono, Edge, Billie, Mike and Larry chase.*
The Ghost of John Lennon: Mwahahahahaha
Brilliant! Your others were quite different, but most of them were funny as well. Just remember, don't insult the band members, and you'll be grand.
Larry: I can't believe we're sitting here, waiting for a
bus.
Bono: I know. How long has it been? An hour?
Edge: It's been three minutes, Bono.
Larry: And don't you start, glasses boy.
Bono: Start what?
Larry: "Oh, don't worry about a lift today, I'll pick you up in the Maserati." And just how exactly are we supposed to get to the studio when said Maserati is in a tree?
Bono: Look, I'm telling you, that tree came out of nowhere. I'm still not convinced that beanie boy here hasn't invented some sort of walking tree that only appears to me and plants itself in the middle of the road when I'm driving.
Larry:
Sure
Edge: (secretly
) Didn't help that Adam decided to piss off the crew yesterday, though. Now we can't even get them to bring the Land Rovers.
Adam: They need to learn that I expect high hygiene standards when working! I mean, you do
not wash a tea cup with a scrubbing brush. A flannel maybe, but God knows where that brush has been! Until then, the fresh air's not going to do us any harm.
Edge: *Looking at sky* Is that rain?
Larry: My hair!